Banana > Atheist

[FireGarden]

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I didn't know bananas were that dangerous!

 

[Corsair 115]

I didn't know bananas were that dangerous!

Indeed they are! It is very important for one to know how to defend oneself against being attacked by someone wielding a banana. Let alone any other piece of fruit...

 

[rdaneel]

But what if they have a pointed stick?

 

[Foster Zygote]

But what if they have a pointed stick?

Then you simply pull the lever to release the tiger.

 

[wahrheit]

Where and how do you guys find and dig up those one year old threads?

 

[Foster Zygote]

Indeed they are! It is very important for one to know how to defend oneself against being attacked by someone wielding a banana. Let alone any other piece of fruit...

I found this image of Hammy Gray that I thought you might like to use as an avatar. I'll include the slightly larger version so you can get a better look at it.

 

[Foster Zygote]

OK Kirk, what about shrimp? What a pain in the *** these little tasties are to prepare.

 

[Fronzel]

Leviticus 11:9-12 and Deuteronomy 14:9-10 forbid you from eating them.

 

[Stupendous Man]

I love the "ease of entry" remark about bananas.Just how do they think people eat them? Force them through pursed lips? I'm not even going to mention what that looks like. Further, once you take the first bite, the ease of entry argument goes out the window.
Finally, I'm allergic to bananas. I'm quite frankly, sick of God trying to bump me off with attractive-but-deadly fruits.
Nice try God... But you shouldn't have created that scientist who developed the allergy test that told me I was allergic to your perfectly-created phallic fruit.

 

[Meri]

Then you simply pull the lever to release the tiger.

I thought crocodiles were better for bananas, since tigers won't eat them.

Incidentally, I'd like to see Kirk explain exactly how tigers fit into god's plan for us. "Well Kirk, as you can see, the tiger has extremely sharp claws and teeth, perfect for rending and tearing human flesh, making the whole process of going to heaven much easier."

 

[merentha]

I'd like to know which sadistic god designed the durian. Weight and shape of a lethal weapon, smells like s*** but tastes divine.