Oliver
Penultimate Amazing
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2006
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For the 17th time I am not a jones fan. I'll become one if thats convenient for you.
I have so far been accused of being killtown, pdoherty, and alex jones. I reckon i'll be told i'm Dylan next.
Brian: I'm not the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are, lord, and I should know... I've followed a few.
Followers: Hail Messiah!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right... I AM THE MESSIAH!
Followers: HE IS! HE IS THE MESSIAH!
Brian: NOW, F*** OFF!!!!
[there is a long awkward silence.]
Arthur: How shall we F*** off, oh Lord?
Brian: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone.
Simon: You told these people to eat my juniper berries. You break my bloody foot. You break my vow of silence, and then you try and clean up on my juniper bushes!
Brian: Oh, lay off!
Arthur: This is the Messiah, the Chosen One!
Simon: No, he's not.
Brian: Aaaagh!
Arthur: An unbeliever!
Followers: An unbeliever!
Arthur: Persecute! Kill the heretic!
Followers: Kill the heretic! Kill him! Persecute! Kill!...
Brian: Leave him alone! Leave him alone! Leave him alone. Put him down. Please!
Mandy: There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no messiah.
Mandy: Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!
Brian: You are all individuals!
Crowd: YES, YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!
Brian: You are all different!
Crowd: YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!
Lone Voice: I'm not.
Person next to him: SHH!