Bumper sticker. . .(shudder)

KingMerv00 said:
Oh come on...Jesus has to have evasion. Surely he takes no damage at all.

Oh wait, maybe is was a Fort or Will save?
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Well, as DM, I would count a Will save for Jesus as null, meaning any Will attacks nullified, 'cause the son of God should have an Indominitable feat. Fort saves would be treated as half. Well, he IS human, after all, and subject to such physical frailties. Then again, that's what my call would be.
 
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OK, so lots of folks have neat freethought bumper stickers.

But how many of you have a Buddy Christtm on your dashboard?

It's fun to make fundies' heads 'splode when they try to reconcile my "Godless American" bumpersticker with Jebus standing there giving them the thumbs up.

ETA: for those of you not familiar with Buddy Christ or the films of Kevin Smith, http://jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html
 
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Genesius said:
OK, so lots of folks have neat freethought bumper stickers.
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I used to see an anti-freethought bumper sticker far too often... not so much lately:

"God said it, I believe it, that SETTLES it!"

*9_9* My hypothesis is that the caption's smugness seeped through the vinyl to the adhesive, weakening it and causing the stickers to fall off.

But how many of you have a Buddy Christtm on your dashboard?
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So THAT'S what that figure is! I've seen it in a meme-ish pic captioned something along the lines of "Jesus loves you but I think you're a jerk."
 
Meffy said:
So THAT'S what that figure is! I've seen it in a meme-ish pic captioned something along the lines of "Jesus loves you but I think you're a jerk."
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I still want Kev to sell the gold Mooby statuette from the boardroom scene. I'd put it on my dashboard to show everyone that Jebus and The Golden Calf can learn to play nicely together.

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Haven't seen the movie, don't get the refs. :-) I'm just pleased to know the origin of a picture that comes up in lots of threads on more graphics-happy forums.

Just sighted on a music forum I frequent, a sig that would make a great bumper sticker if you lived or worked in a high-tech area.

God is REAL unless declared INTEGER

I love it. =^_^=
 
Meffy said:
Haven't seen the movie, don't get the refs. :-) I'm just pleased to know the origin of a picture that comes up in lots of threads on more graphics-happy forums.
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You haven't seen "Dogma"? Good grief, go rent it NOW! Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Chris Rock, Alan Rickman, Alanis Morrissette as God, and Salma Hayek dancing in a bikini! What more could anyone want?

Oh yeah, and a big rubber poop-monster.
 
Ah, but I don't rent videos or get optional cable channels. No money for such. Besides, I'm more likely to watch Bogart and Bacall than more current performers. I'll take y'all's words that it's grand... stuff. :-}
 
KingMerv00
Originally Posted by Wheezebucket:
I ordered one of those "Jesus saves...and only takes half damage" stickers. Thank you, sir, for brightening up my day.
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Oh come on...Jesus has to have evasion. Surely he takes no damage at all.
Oh wait, maybe is was a Fort or Will save?
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Just goes to show you Jesus should have been a monk.

DJ Hexadecibel
Well, as DM, I would count a Will save for Jesus as null, meaning any Will attacks nullified, 'cause the son of God should have an Indominitable feat.
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He has to be vulnerable to will attacks otherwise the whole tempting thing would be meaningless.

Ossai
 
What about

' Jesus saves fallen women, will he save a couple for me?'

Aadvark gets his head down and runs like hell to the safety of his hollow
 
OK, not a religious themed one, but I got a chuckle outa -

"My child was a Model Prisoner at the County Jail"

Around the bumper sticker were several of those stick on bullet holes.
 
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Can't believe nobody's mentioned the hockey version:

"Jesus Saves ... But [insert hockey player] scores on the rebound!"

And I know I'm late to the party, but I can't resist...

kurious_kathy said:
we've been born into this fallen world full of it!
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Some of us are more full of it than others.

Receiving Jesus as your Lord and Saviour really wakes us up.
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I'm sticking to coffee, thanks.
 
DJ Hexadecibel said:
'Ello all! 'Nother random incident that occured yesterday. I was driving to my friend's place when I saw a Cherokee with the bumper sticker:

EVOLUTION IS A LIE!

:jaw-dropp

Ugh...I so wanted to follow them and give them a th. . .er, enlighten them to the scientific research saying otherwise. I'd reassure them that it was no conspiracy, and that should we find any evidence of a creator, that I'd be sure to let them know. Of course, everyone's entitled to their opinion, but why so many people choose to live in ignorance. . .just boggles my mind.

"Do y'all notice how Creationists look really. . .unevolved? Eyes real close together; big, furry hands and feet. All 'believe God created me in one day.' Yeah, it LOOKS like he rushed it."
-Bill Hicks
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Almost as bad as the "Real Men Pray" bumper sticker I saw on a contractor's truck at work once.
 
Roadtoad said:
It's not coffee unless it crawls out of the pot and attacks your leg. I'm a trucker. I know.
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Bah screw coffe, I'll stick with 3 vivren a redbull (or any other energy drink just being generic) and two mountain dews! Wakes ya up and you have to pee!
 
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