Miss Pickerell Goes to Mars, Ellen MacGregor
I saw this children’s science-fiction book from the 1950s on Amazon and remembered reading it a few years ago. Okay, when I was in first grade. Our school library had a whole shelf of Miss Pickerell books, of which this was the first. MacGregor wrote half a dozen or so, and after her passing other writers continued the series. Never read most of them, but this one stuck in my memory because my first-grade teacher thought it was beyond my reading level (it was rated as for readers 12 and older) and my teacher even made me stay in for one recess reading it aloud and explaining the plot to prove I could deal with it.
It's not a difficult read. I finished it in half an hour. Miss Pickerell is an elderly lady who values two things in life: her rock collection and her cow. In this book, for reasons never explained, while she is spending a month visiting her seven nieces and nephews (the cow is in tow), the government or somebody constructs a spaceship on her farm in order to launch an expedition to Mars. Miss Pickerell inadvertently stows away, taking the place of the astrogator, who misses the flight but winds up staying on the farm and taking care of the cow. Over about a month, the spaceship flies to Mars, the crew and Miss Pickerell explore for about a week, and they come back.
Wait, you want to know how they did it all so fast? Why, you poor simpleton, the answer is obvious: it’s an atomic rocket. Very atomic! Miss Pickerell does the navigation herself by the intricate system of “point the rocket where you want to go, then turn it around before you land.”
Frankly, none of the book’s explanations of science make much sense, but there’s a light-heartedness that still has a lingering appeal for me, and Miss Pickerell is such a grumpy-grump (though kind at heart) that she brings a smile to my face. Quite outdated, and I doubt that first-graders today would care for it, but I found it fun to revisit.