In a few years' time, we'll think of trumpkins desperately trying to interpret and reinterpret Drumpf's ramblings the same way we think of devotees trying to make sense of people rolling around on the floor speaking in tongues, or people who claim their cats speak a language only they can understand.
Or we'll be living in fascist dictatorship, but I mean, I'm holding out hope for the former.
Actually, this gives me an idea. You know that experiment they did a while back, where they put together sentences of gibberish and presented them as words of wisdom, and asked people what they thought of them? Now I want to do something like that for trumpkins. Make a list of gibberish nonsense statements, with some paragraphs thrown in of writing by psychotic people and others deep in various mental or cognitive states. Present them as things Drumpf have said. See how many gush over them with a straight face and are genuenely impressed.
Come to think of it, now I want to actually give it a try on various forums
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clangingd see what happens. I googled "Examples of writing by people in psychosis" and came up blank, but I can try to ask ChatGPT to give me some hypothetical examples when I get home.
Edit: Oh, oh, oh. The article
Clanging (that's when someone has schizophrenia and it makes them talk like Drumpf) has a perfect example:
We are all felines. Siamese cat balls. They stand out. I had a cat, a manx, still around here somewhere. You'll know him when you see him. His name is GI Joe; he's black and white. I have a goldfish too, like a clown. Happy Halloween down. Down.
Fits the "They are eating the pets" theme perfectly. I'll try this and see what they think.
I'm starting to wonder if this project deserves its own thread.
