Will Trump Pardon A Turkey For Thanksgiving.....

[Brainache]

I think he will pardon not one turkey, but hundreds of them. He will pardon an entire truck-load. Then he will get behind the wheel of the biggest turkey truck ever built and drive straight into a crowd of protesting NFL players while blasting out the national anthem on an air-horn. He will then leap athletically to the ground, grab the nearest female bystander by her genitals in one hand and wave the good old stars and stripes with the other as the truck-load of hysterically gobbling turkeys barrels down the highway headed straight for Mexico...

All in a day's work for Mr Trump...

 

[Degeneve]

He will pardon a turkey and then send several tweets claiming that no President before him had pardoned such a big and tasty (oops!) turkey...

 

[fuelair]

Stick some candles up his arse and he will be the greatest jack-o-lantern ever.

Really big ones - to light him up for Glory!!!!!!!!!

 

[mgidm86]

I am sure the Orange POS will stuff the turkey anally and hand it off to the staff dinner.

Get help.

 

[cantonear1968]

I am sure the Orange POS will stuff the turkey anally and hand it off to the staff dinner.

Get help.

Ok a bit over the top but you can't honestly say, given everything that Trump is, that it's completely out of the question.

 

[TragicMonkey]

The most likely outcome is that Trump will get into a Twitter feud with the turkey.

 

[theprestige]

The most likely outcome is that Trump will get into a Twitter feud with the turkey.

You know a thread has gone full retard when this looks like a reasonable contribution.

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[Sideroxylon]

You know a thread has gone full retard when this looks like a reasonable contribution.

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America went that way by electing the orange buffoon.

 

[johnny karate]

You know a thread has gone full retard when this looks like a reasonable contribution.

Yes, it's beyond the pale to mock Trump for the thing he does all the time.

Meanwhile, kneeling football players are ruining the world you guys!

 

[Woolgatherer]

Does he prefer his turkey "with their proteins fully denatured" and with ketchup?

 

[smartcooky]

I am sure the Orange POS will stuff the turkey anally and hand it off to the staff dinner.

 

[Foolmewunz]

You know a thread has gone full retard when this looks like a reasonable contribution.

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The thread? You could change that to "You know the White House has gone full retard when this sounds like a distinct possibility".

 

[theprestige]

The thread? You could change that to "You know the White House has gone full retard when this sounds like a distinct possibility".

We knew that months ago, though.

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[Spindrift]

And yet here we are.

Yes, Trump is a national humiliation and many of his supporters seem to be proud of it.

 

[cantonear1968]

[qimg]https://www.dropbox.com/s/whnm8b3vhqp2kzw/MrBeanTurkey.gif?dl=1[/qimg]

You gotta love Mr Bean!

 

[johnny karate]

We knew that months ago, though.

So why is mocking that also going "full retard"?

 

[dudalb]

You know a thread has gone full retard when this looks like a reasonable contribution.

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Poking fun at Dear Leader is strictly forbidden....

 

[dudalb]

There is constitutional issue here;it is unclear if a President can pardon himself....

 

[TragicMonkey]

There is constitutional issue here;it is unclear if a President can pardon himself....

There are some other verbs we could direct him to do to himself, though.

 

[Trebuchet]

There are some other verbs we could direct him to do to himself, though.

Go pluck yourself, Donald?