Xzibit Doesn't Believe in Aliens

[Viper Daimao]

Rapper and co-star of the upcoming X-Files movie Xzibit says he doesn't believe in aliens. He has an interesting bit of reasoning for this:

"I don't believe in aliens," says the former Pimp My Ride host, who has a humorous theory about why he didn't have any extraterrestrial encounters on the movie's Vancouver set. "I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses never get haunted. It always happens in rural areas, where no ethnic people live. The day I see somebody from South Central Los Angeles say, 'Man, I got abducted yesterday,' then I'll believe it."

 

[Madalch]

No ethnic people live in rural areas? He's got an odd definition of "ethnic".

 

[Showmeproof]

Actually, when you watch shows that deal with hauntings and alien abductions, you never see black people. Perhaps they are seeing this stuff, they just dont come out about it for whatever reason :::shrugs:::

Either way, it is funny what he said.

 

[Sefarst]

Obviously Xzibit hasn't heard of the Betty and Barney Hill Abduction.

Game. Set. Match. Sefarst wins.

 

[korenyx]

I read an op-ed piece about a middle class black kid who believed. He thought the police chopper trying to stop him was a UFO trying to abduct him. I think the writer was Clarence Page.

 

[I Ratant]

The "rurals" out here are full of "ethnics" of all descriptions.
It is somewhat discriminatory that the deludeds in these groups don't get the air time they no doubt could fill with just as much silliness as anyone.

 

[JoeEllison]

How high was he?

 

[TinfoilCat]

How high was he?

Extremely

 

[Drudgewire]

I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses never get haunted... The day I see somebody from South Central Los Angeles say, 'Man, I got abducted yesterday,' then I'll believe it.

So does he believe in leprechauns then?

 

[Tortan]

So does he believe in leprechauns then?

Hah! That's the first thing I thought of when I read the title of the thread.

 

[Lynx2174]

My girlfriend is black and from south central LA and she thinks her old house was haunted. Take that as you will.

 

[I Ratant]

Sweet Thang, of hispanic persuasion, considers me a retard because I fail to believe in anything supernatural, like ghosts, which she knows are real.

 

[epeos76]

I swear I've heard this line before somewhere.

 

[TjW]

I swear I've heard this line before somewhere.

That's not uncommon. There's even a name for it: Deja woo.

 

[TinfoilCat]

I hope they don't kidnap Asian people...