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World War II Memorial

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The Big One.


We should bomb one last city in each Axis nation, using authentic WWII aircraft. Let's say Munich first, then Kyoto, and lastly Rome.


OK, we won't bomb them, but we should do low-level fly-bys using modern jets, shattering windows and Chinaware for miles around. A small "reminder" of what's what, who belongs where in this world, and why that is.


Then we'll call it even.
 
To quote something I happen to have in my clipboard for unrelated reasons...

WTF!?

I was gonna say something about Elton John, but no, this'll do just as well.
 
American said:
The Big One.


We should bomb one last city in each Axis nation, using authentic WWII aircraft. Let's say Munich first, then Kyoto, and lastly Rome.


OK, we won't bomb them, but we should do low-level fly-bys using modern jets, shattering windows and Chinaware for miles around. A small "reminder" of what's what, who belongs where in this world, and why that is.


Then we'll call it even.
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Which part of the Armed Forces are you currently serving in?
 
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Bjorn said:
Which part of the Armed Forces are you currently serving in?
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Self-proclaimed active member of the Army Air Corps, dissolved officially in 1947.
 
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American said:
Self-proclaimed active member of the Army Air Corps, dissolved officially in 1947.
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Chickenhawk, in other words .... :(
 
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Bjorn said:
Chickenhawk, in other words .... :(
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No wait. I want to be British now. Please call me "Sir American".

(Like "Sir Elton", except I don't copy people for their musical talent.)
 
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American said:
(Like "Sir Elton", except I don't copy people for their musical talent.)
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Oh ... what was this thing about wagonspeed ... or was it speedwagon ... never mind. :)

A small "reminder" of what's what, who belongs where in this world, and why that is.
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Exactly. I can see why. :(
 
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American said:



No wait. I want to be British now. Please call me "Sir American".

(Like "Sir Elton", including the part about me being extremely gay in the worst possible way.)
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I thought so. Next, you'll probably let the son "go down on" you.
 
[We should bomb one last city in each Axis nation, using authentic WWII aircraft. Let's say Munich first, then Kyoto, and lastly Rome.

Heh. There's an old joke about this:

Two American tourists ask their Italian host what to see in Rome. He tells them not to miss the Coliseum. They come back and complain: "I didn't know you Italians keep a grudge for so long! We ask you what to see, and you just had to send us to some place we bombed during the war!"
 
We were on shore leave in Pearl Harbor...drunk...when two Japanese tourists approached me and my buddy, asking us where the Arizona Memorial was located. "You ought to know. Its right where you ***ing left it!" was my friends reply.

I regret it now. I should have said it before he did.
 
Isnt the new memorial designed by a Austrian?

lets hope he doesnt boast painting skills or else we could be doing it all over again
 
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American said:



Self-proclaimed active member of the Army Air Corps, dissolved officially in 1947.
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If that is the case,
Then I expect you to dissolve yourself as well.
 
Richard G said:
We were on shore leave in Pearl Harbor...drunk...when two Japanese tourists approached me and my buddy, asking us where the Arizona Memorial was located. "You ought to know. Its right where you ***ing left it!" was my friends reply.

I regret it now. I should have said it before he did.
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Boy, your friend sure showed those dumb Japs. That'll teach them to never to visit the USA again.
They should just be lucky you didn't pull out a gun and shoot them.:rolleyes:
 
My dad was stationed in India of all places - beating back the Nazis from England-occupied territory. His body caught on fire and he was disfigured and disabled for the rest of his life. But, he met my Mom, an army nurse, and here I am. I remember the huge sacrifice my Dad made for my freedom. Mom did her part, too.
 
Richard G said:
We were on shore leave in Pearl Harbor...drunk...when two Japanese tourists approached me and my buddy, asking us where the Arizona Memorial was located. "You ought to know. Its right where you ***ing left it!" was my friends reply.

I regret it now. I should have said it before he did.
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Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. I just love sodbuster humour. Now, do you have any stories about the time you and yer buddies beat yer wives up because they left the lids off the cheez-wiz?
 
Mr Manifesto said:

Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. I just love sodbuster humour. Now, do you have any stories about the time you and yer buddies beat yer wives up because they left the lids off the cheez-wiz?
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No, fat boy, just 1,177 stories of crewmen burned and drowning, desperately trying to escape from beneith a sinking ship, all because of Japanese imperial ambition.

Now go back to sorting your stems and leaves. It's Sunday morning- time to empty out your bong water and clean the screen. The only chores your parents don't provide for.
 
You're right. It's all the fault of Japanese tourists who probably weren't alive during World War Two. In fact, the movie "The Matrix" is also to blame, because it's partially based on the Japanese cartoon "Ghost in the Shell," which, despite being made in 1996, is clearly Imperial Jap propaganda.
 
American said:

It's Sunday morning- time to empty out your bong water and clean the screen. The only chores your parents don't provide for.
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Thanks for reminding me.
 
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