Weapons of Mass Destruction Found!
Iraq War Justified: WMDs Discovered in Underground Cache
By Brent Crockett and Robert “Ray” Spinch
BAGHDAD, IRAQ – Early Tuesday morning, US forces uncovered an expansive chemical weapons cache hidden thousands of feet beneath the Iraqi desert.
After more than a year of searching, it was thought by many that such weapons never existed. The discovery dispelled widespread accusations that the Bush administration led the United States to war on a lie.
President Bush announced the news in a television address.
“My fellow Americans, France was wrong, and I was right.” began Bush. “We entered this war under the pretense of DubyaMDs. Over the past year, it’s been a difficult search. Some dishonest hooligans wanted to make a liar out of me. Earlier today, we proved them wrong. We found what we were looking for all along.”
The extensive underground Iraqi weapons cache contained a highly volatile chemical called petroleum. The viscous liquid and its fumes combust when exposed to open flame.
“The petroleum chemical is a dangerous substance in the hands of evil doers,” said the President. “We have removed this weapon from a devious terrorist dictator who wanted nothing more than to destruct the liberties of America in a ball of petroleum explosion hell-fire terror.”
Some evidence suggests that the United States’ preemptive attack thwarted such a plot only minutes before it was to be carried out.
A large transport ship intercepted as it departed the Iraqi port city of Umm Qasr carried 21 million gallons of the chemical weapon. According to documents found onboard, its intended target destination was Houston, TX.
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In a gesture of goodwill, the Halliburton Corporation volunteered its services, free of charge, in the secure removal and disposal of Iraq’s petroleum.
Vice President Dick Cheney, former CEO of Halliburton, presented the gracious offer to the President in person.
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The petroleum caches in Iraq are so large, that Halliburton projects the disposal process to last for several decades.
A considerable portion of Iraqi infrastructure is devoted to the weaponization and distribution of the dangerous substance. Large above-ground processing facilities boost the chemical’s octane-content to increase its explosive potency. US officials have dubbed this synthetically enriched petroleum “weapons grade gasoline.”
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http://www.perversityweekly.net/wmd.htm
Iraq War Justified: WMDs Discovered in Underground Cache
By Brent Crockett and Robert “Ray” Spinch
BAGHDAD, IRAQ – Early Tuesday morning, US forces uncovered an expansive chemical weapons cache hidden thousands of feet beneath the Iraqi desert.
After more than a year of searching, it was thought by many that such weapons never existed. The discovery dispelled widespread accusations that the Bush administration led the United States to war on a lie.
President Bush announced the news in a television address.
“My fellow Americans, France was wrong, and I was right.” began Bush. “We entered this war under the pretense of DubyaMDs. Over the past year, it’s been a difficult search. Some dishonest hooligans wanted to make a liar out of me. Earlier today, we proved them wrong. We found what we were looking for all along.”
The extensive underground Iraqi weapons cache contained a highly volatile chemical called petroleum. The viscous liquid and its fumes combust when exposed to open flame.
“The petroleum chemical is a dangerous substance in the hands of evil doers,” said the President. “We have removed this weapon from a devious terrorist dictator who wanted nothing more than to destruct the liberties of America in a ball of petroleum explosion hell-fire terror.”
Some evidence suggests that the United States’ preemptive attack thwarted such a plot only minutes before it was to be carried out.
A large transport ship intercepted as it departed the Iraqi port city of Umm Qasr carried 21 million gallons of the chemical weapon. According to documents found onboard, its intended target destination was Houston, TX.
.....
In a gesture of goodwill, the Halliburton Corporation volunteered its services, free of charge, in the secure removal and disposal of Iraq’s petroleum.
Vice President Dick Cheney, former CEO of Halliburton, presented the gracious offer to the President in person.
...
The petroleum caches in Iraq are so large, that Halliburton projects the disposal process to last for several decades.
A considerable portion of Iraqi infrastructure is devoted to the weaponization and distribution of the dangerous substance. Large above-ground processing facilities boost the chemical’s octane-content to increase its explosive potency. US officials have dubbed this synthetically enriched petroleum “weapons grade gasoline.”
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