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Without the "S"!!! Get It Right!! @#$%&*

Beady said:
RANT! John Edward is the psychic.

John Edwards is the candidate. :dc_angry: :dc_angry: :dc_angry:


I feel better now. This has been bugging me for a while.

I think this should be made a sticky.
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And Eddie Edwards was my uncle.

Common name, common misspelling.

M.
 
Politicians and psychics. Both are full of it and live in a fantasy world. I'd rather vote for the psychic.
 
Beady said:
RANT! John Edward is the psychic.

John Edwards is the candidate. :dc_angry: :dc_angry: :dc_angry:


I feel better now. This has been bugging me for a while.

I think this should be made a sticky.
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What a minute, you are saying that John Edward is really a psychic?

I thought you knew he is the biggest douche in the universe.
 
But I always get mixed up: which was the one who thought we were all "sinners in the hands of an angry God" and which one preferred to "lay around the shanty and put a good buzz on"?

:)
 
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JoeTheJuggler said:
But I always get mixed up: which was the one who thought we were all "sinners in the hands of an angry God" and which one preferred to "lay around the shanty and put a good buzz on"?

:)
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Actually, they're one and the same person -- before and after he discovered the "medicinal" value of that funny plant growing under the bird feeder.
 
That makes perfect sense, Stella. Now I understand how a perfectly fine musician can turn into a stark-raving mad Puritan evangelical preacher!

Drugs.
 
Continuing in the Mary Hopkin/John Edward vein let's not forget Johns Hopkins University. :)
 
I keep spelling it John Edwards! I can't stop it! Ever since I first found out John Edward existed, I've been calling him John Edwards.

I guess it's a much more ear-pleasing name with the 's' added. Ditto on "Hopkin".

Small correction- John Edward is not a psychic. :)
 
Then there's Keith Richards, who was Keith Richard when the Rolling Stones started to become popular in a misguided attempt to associate him with then popular Cliff Richard. I still have to stop and think sometimes to figure out which is correct.
 
Beady said:
RANT! John Edward is the psychic.

John Edwards is the candidate. :dc_angry: :dc_angry: :dc_angry:


I feel better now. This has been bugging me for a while.

I think this should be made a sticky.
Click to expand...



So let me see if I have this right, John Edwards name is John Edward, and John Edwards' name is John Edwards?
 
Me too!

Benny Hinn is an Evangelist.

Benny Hill slaps bald guys on the head and gets chased around by ladies in their underwear.

I feel better now. This has been bugging me for a while.

They are both painful to watch.
 
joesixpack said:
So let me see if I have this right, John Edwards name is John Edward, and John Edwards' name is John Edwards?
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Almost; you screwed up an apostraphe. It should be "John Edward's name is John Edward, and John Edwards' name is John Edwards

Orangutan said:
Benny Hinn is an Evangelist.

Benny Hill slaps bald guys on the head...
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Plus, one of them is dead.
 
What's the difference between John Edward and John Edwards?

One of them is a low-life who's gotten rich off other people's superstitious beliefs, ignorance and misery.

The other is a rich, ambulance-chasing trial lawyer who channels dead babies:
In one of Edwards' silver-tongued arguments to the jury on behalf of a girl born with cerebral palsy, he claimed he was channeling the unborn baby girl, Jennifer Campbell, who was speaking to the jurors through him:

"She said at 3, 'I'm fine.' She said at 4, 'I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing OK.' Five, she said, 'I'm having problems.' At 5:30, she said, 'I need out.'"

She's saying, "My lawyer needs a new Jaguar ... "

"She speaks to you through me and I have to tell you right now – I didn't plan to talk about this – right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She's inside me, and she's talking to you."

Well, tell her to pipe down, would you? I'm trying to hear the evidence in a malpractice lawsuit.
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