Wired: Conspiracy Theory Generator (6 essential elements)

[Orphia Nay]

"Are you kidding me? [ event ] was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that [ appeal to precedent ]. And have you noticed that [ ruling elite ] has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking [ disturbing question ]? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of [ dedicated group of truth-seekers ] aren’t swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; [ expert endorsement ] is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because [ suggestion of imminent threat ]. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/02/pl_print_conspiracy

 

[Myriad]

Are you kidding me? The headline claiming 6 essential elements was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that there are 7. And have you noticed that the management of Six Flags has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking which of the 7 essential elements they're trying to hide? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of People Who Count aren’t swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; The Church of the Seventh Day Adventists is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because the sixists who run all those motels are preparing to act. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.

Respectfully,
Myriad

 

[sadhatter]

"Are you kidding me? [ event ] was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that [ appeal to precedent ]. And have you noticed that [ ruling elite ] has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking [ disturbing question ]? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of [ dedicated group of truth-seekers ] aren’t swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; [ expert endorsement ] is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because [ suggestion of imminent threat ]. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/02/pl_print_conspiracy

Between this and master shake's book

1) Assess the situation.

There is a consipracy

2) Apply Blame

The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc.

3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks.

" Hey, i am just asking questions....."

4) Take a nap.

( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.)

I think we don't actually need truthers anymore, just get a couple of guys in a basement to make a new ct every week or so using these formats.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Are you kidding me? The headline claiming 6 essential elements was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that there are 7. And have you noticed that the management of Six Flags has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking which of the 7 essential elements they're trying to hide? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of People Who Count aren’t swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; The Church of the Seventh Day Adventists is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because the sixists who run all those motels are preparing to act. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.

Respectfully,
Myriad

Between this and master shake's book

1) Assess the situation.

There is a consipracy

2) Apply Blame

The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc.

3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks.

" Hey, i am just asking questions....."

4) Take a nap.

( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.)

I think we don't actually need truthers anymore, just get a couple of guys in a basement to make a new ct every week or so using these formats.

Yep! Even though truthers' CTs are funny because they're true (they truly believe in them), they're also very sad for that same reason.

 

[sadhatter]

Yep! Even though truthers' CTs are funny because they're true (they truly believe in them), they're also very sad for that same reason.

My favorite by far is " make a suggestion but don't own up to it in case it sucks" I have yet to have a conversation with a truther in which that dosn't happen.