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Which CTer would win in a deathmatch

Who would win in a Deathmatch

  • Alex Jones

    Votes: 14 50.0%

  • David Eick

    Votes: 11 39.3%

  • Bart Sibrel

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • Total voters
    28
  • Poll closed .

Northernskeptic

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Simple which CTer would win in a total fight to the finish

Alex Jones - star of the twoof movement

David Eick - keeping his eyes out for the reptillians

Bart Sibrel - afraid of getting clobbered by retired astronauts

When answering state who will win and if possible say how they will win (funnier the better) include their individual tactics as well.

This is a completely unscientific polling.
 
David Icke. As a former goalie, he can block Jones' verbal barrages and punt Sibrel to the moon. Also, he doesn't know karate, but he does know crazy.
 
I pick Alex Jones regardless of his opponent. My reasoning is that although Bart probably has learned to have a damn good left cross after his experiencing one real up close and personal and the Ickeman has that alien death ray shooting out of his fingers, good jolly ole fatman Jones would probably turn to the crowd and ask for high fives and fall on his opponent suffocating them.

Damn, I got too much time on my hands :)
 
Can I vote for Caprica Six?

I'm not really sure if she'd win but I've gone, like, two weeks without a Battlestar Galactica reference.
 
Jim Fetzer would beat all of them because he'd refuse to admit he was dead.
 
I went with David because Bart got his butt kicked (face punched, whatever) by an 77-year-old already.

 
Loss Leader said:
Can I vote for Caprica Six?

I'm not really sure if she'd win but I've gone, like, two weeks without a Battlestar Galactica reference.
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BSG was created by a member of the mormon church and was based largely on early mormon history and theology.

Any mention of mormon "space cadet", Steven Jones could theoretically qualify as a BSG reference. ;)
 
Alex Jones. He has a huge advantage in that he has countless CTs to call on in the event of attack.

Icke only has lizards, Jones has NWO, Chemtrails, Innoculations, JFK, Waco, FEMA death camps, Bilderbergs and Bohemian Grove to bring to the party.

I won't even consider Sibrel, because as Minadin has pointed out, Buzz already cleaned his clock.
 
It would depend on the size and number of lizards that David could muster, he also has the Illuminati to back him up if Alex brought in the newfangled NWO.
Chemtrails wouldnt help Jones as they would affect both combatants equally and the lizards may well be immune.
Sibrel could possibly give out refreshments to the audience maybe.
 
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It would depend on the size and number of lizards that David could muster, he also has the Illuminati to back him up if Alex brought in the newfangled NWO.
Chemtrails wouldnt help Jones as they would affect both combatants equally and the lizards may well be immune.
Sibrel could possibly give out refreshments to the audience maybe.
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Yeah, but every time David Icke conjurs up a lizard, Alex Jones can call on a whole new set of evil millionaire Jewish bankers.

Lets face it, a few species of seven foot tall lizards are no match for whole families of international bankers.
 
Out of those 3 - Alex Jones.

Though, overall Jack from Ground Zero would conquer all.
His big bad wolf impersonation would decimate any fool who dare approach him. Also, he has the advantage of being immortal, standing at ground zero from the dawn of eternity.
 
I'd say they would all lose. Or win. Lose...win... I dunno.

Whatever, they would all get pounded.
 
Brainache said:
Yeah, but every time David Icke conjurs up a lizard, Alex Jones can call on a whole new set of evil millionaire Jewish bankers.

Lets face it, a few species of seven foot tall lizards are no match for whole families of international bankers.
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You underestimate the shape shifting qualities of the reptilians, David would use some of them to masquerade as evil Jewish banking millionaires sowing financial disinformation in the ranks, resulting in inter familial banking carnage.
A coup de grace, if you will.
 
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David Icke. As a former goalie, he can block Jones' verbal barrages and punt Sibrel to the moon. Also, he doesn't know karate, but he does know crazy.
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Your insinuation that David Icke does not know karate is totally unfounded. Not only does he know karate, he also knows jujutsu, aikido, and eight other Japanese words. :p
 
David, hands down, he has the goalie skills, seven foot tall shape shifting lizards- the power of the turquoise tracksuit putting him in line with cosmic forces, and he knows he’s in the matrix!

You think tubby boy Jones or OAP smacked Bart could content with Neo when backed up by shape shifting lizard queens? Anyone who does is mope delusional than all three rolled into one big, gooey ball of lucrative paranoia.
 
I had to vote for BS--Icke's 55 years old; well past his prime. Buzz just caught BS by surprise. :D

Speaking of BS, here's the new BAUT forum logo for those who don't regularly visit:
 

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