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When to safely resume sex after ghost hunting.

Ladewig

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Skepbitch has an excellent review of ghost hunter Maryanna Chatelaine Moresby's article
"Sex after ghost hunting – exorcisms of a womb or anal ghosts: And when is the right time to have sex afterwards?"

Have you ever wondered when you should resume sex safely after ghost hunting? How can you exorcise a ghost that has possessed your womb? Or how can you remove a ghost from your rectum? (After you’ve finished with it, presumably.)

Look no further! Maryanna Chatelaine Moresby has treated these common problems in her article Sex after ghost hunting – exorcisms of a womb or anal ghosts: And when is the right time to have sex afterwards?

For today, let’s focus on “Anomalous Anal Ghost Phenomena”.

According to Moresby, when a person dies, their physical body ceases to exist, although a “ghost body” remains, consisting of the “mind, intellect, ego and soul”. Sometimes, these ghost bodies seek refuge in a human host, entering via a vulnerable cavity. Generally, they prefer to enter through the woman’s, um, birth canal, or the man’s rectum. Moresby says that the ass is an “open portal” for spirits. Why enter through a boring old ear or a mouth when you can invade a genital orifice?

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A pleasant read.
 
"PLEASE GHOST HUNT RESPONSIBLY!"

There really is such an article. With photos.

Wow.


ETA - You gotta read the original ... comedy gold.
 
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Ladewig said:
Skepbitch has an excellent review of ghost hunter Maryanna Chatelaine Moresby's article
"Sex after ghost hunting – exorcisms of a womb or anal ghosts: And when is the right time to have sex afterwards?"



A pleasant read.
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If its really that much of a problem, then use a cork. If they have to use a hole to get in, close it.

What you worry about when you haven't anything else to worry about, I suppose.
 
Some just think it that have been attacked by a ghost or evil spirit, still others know that a real ghost has crawled up their butts. These pesky ghosts are said to cause mad uncontrollable bouts of farting and serious constipation or diarrhea. I can certainly attest to this as it has happened to my husband on more then one occasion. And Felching out ghosts is usually a bigger fear and reality then one might think.
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WTF? Felching out a ghost? I really hope that if that's not a typo for "fetching" she's got some good mouthwash to hand.
 
I foresee a wide-open market in orifice-compatible EMF detectors.
 
Well after so many people are encouraged to "enter the spirit" of things. It seems only fair that the spirits do a little entering of their own.

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"Ghost Hunting" - New euphemism for the "Shanghai Surprise."
 
Wow. This clears up something I've wondered about for years. I once dated a woman who in response to "Who's your daddy?" would say, "What? You can't see him?"
 
Chase some of the links that article has. There is some pretty wacked out stuff in there, like how a male ghost hunter described being engaged in frottage with a male ghost.
 
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