madurobob
Philosopher
Its all goopy and crystallized!
Decades ago I was a beekeeper. I had ten hives and bottled and sold many, many quarts of honey twice a year. We always had honey in the pantry and some of it would be years old, but you couldn't tell by looking at it or tasting it. It might pour a little slower in January than in July, but the color, taste and texture was pretty consistent (but for the differences in nectar at different times of the year). I never strained, filtered or pasteurized my honey, it was stored and used "raw".
Well, the honey I buy at the store these days is a different beast. Its happened twice now with two different brands; one a generic brand from Costco and one an "organic" label from Whole Foods. About two weeks after I first open the quart container the honey begins to crystallize. These are quart sized plastic squeeze bottles, same as used for ketchup. They seal pretty well with a flip top and they stand lid-down on the shelf.
Now, I'm a pretty strong guy, but its damn hard even for me to get the honey out once its started crystallizing. It comes out like playdoh!
Is there a demon spirit in my pantry causing my honey to crystallize so quickly? Or, is it just the sorry state of honey being created these days by lazy, overpaid union bees?
Decades ago I was a beekeeper. I had ten hives and bottled and sold many, many quarts of honey twice a year. We always had honey in the pantry and some of it would be years old, but you couldn't tell by looking at it or tasting it. It might pour a little slower in January than in July, but the color, taste and texture was pretty consistent (but for the differences in nectar at different times of the year). I never strained, filtered or pasteurized my honey, it was stored and used "raw".
Well, the honey I buy at the store these days is a different beast. Its happened twice now with two different brands; one a generic brand from Costco and one an "organic" label from Whole Foods. About two weeks after I first open the quart container the honey begins to crystallize. These are quart sized plastic squeeze bottles, same as used for ketchup. They seal pretty well with a flip top and they stand lid-down on the shelf.
Now, I'm a pretty strong guy, but its damn hard even for me to get the honey out once its started crystallizing. It comes out like playdoh!
Is there a demon spirit in my pantry causing my honey to crystallize so quickly? Or, is it just the sorry state of honey being created these days by lazy, overpaid union bees?