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What will Trump do if he loses?

How will Trump react if he loses?

  • Gracious in defeat, congratulates Hillary and goes back to business.

    Votes: 1 1.1%

  • Whines about how unfair it all is, blames the media, goes back to business.

    Votes: 35 39.3%

  • Claims massive fraud by illegal aliens and Muslims, files suit.

    Votes: 38 42.7%

  • Declares himself the winner, has Joe Arpaio swear him in as POTUS for life.

    Votes: 7 7.9%

  • On Planet X, Armed rebellion breaks out .

    Votes: 8 9.0%
  • Total voters
    89
I picture him found dead weeks later, facedown in an inflatable pool full of pistachio pudding. I don't think that will happen, mind you. I just like to picture it.
 
Use his followers to start a new media empire, ala Glenn Beck.
 
He'll launch a reality show called "The Trumps" and make even more money. Ever notice that it makes little difference how much Trump fails he still makes money?
 
I said this in another thread but I really want him to walk out and say, "The Aristocrats," as his concession speech and nothing else. That's the only thing that would make this debasement of democracy worth it.
 
In chronological order:

1) claims voter fraud, convinces white middle class american men they somehow have no power in America
2) sues
3) creates a giant Muslim/HRC/Democrat conspiracy, provides no evidence
4) loses lawsuit
5) does rounds on Fox etc elaborating conspiracy theory to include ISIS, aliens, and pistachio pudding
6) gets divorced
7) does rounds on daytime talk shows, promotes new book Hillary Is a Big Fat Liar
8) marries a Kardashian
9) front page of National Inquirer "Hillary Stole My Hair Piece"
10) dies on the toilet in a Las Vegas casino, dressed as Elizabeth Taylor
11) Donald Jr does the rounds on Fox and Friends, selling his new book My Dad Was President: only Liars Says He Wasnt
12) Ivanka is revealed to be an alien, takes responsibility for Justin Beiber's "success"
13) opened files reveal Trump was broke, survived by growing manna on his head

I would add that I predict this should all happen before next summer.
 
I am way up for number 10 just above!!!! I may pop open a bottle of Eiswein for that!!!!!!!
 
Get Vlad on phone: "Waaaaah. But, you promised."

Goes into hiding, maybe as Elizabeth Taylor but likely as a Jack-O-Lantern. Has to avoid Ivan The Enforcer Lotsapushin, who wants to collect a hundred million on a couple of dubious real estate deals. Hey, who knew you couldn't build a casino in Mecca?
 
I expect that Trump will go into television evangelism.

After all, he already has the hot wife, the private jet, several diamond wrist watches, large estates, expensive cars, and a really cool hairstyle, so he can start at the top of the heap.
 
I very much doubt that Trump will offer a concession speech or take the loss in any sane way. There won't be enough cheese in the world for the amount of whine Trump will produce.
 
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