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Vampire in NC

burmballgeetar

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Perhaps you guys could help me out...I work in a bar in Southeast NC and apparently we had a vampire in for karaoke and line dancing. As a reformed Bigfoot bleever myself, when I was told some stories, I immediately started to wonder how a person could pull off such a wonderful hoax.

Among the best anecdotes were the ones from our DJ. She apparently was the center of his attention for a while. Explaining away strangely colored eyes or complexion is as easy as saying make up and contacts but I was dumbfounded by one comment in particular.

She said that she watched his teeth extend into fangs. I don't in any way, shape or form believe that this individual was an actual vampire but I also don't believe that our DJ was lying to me. Does anyone know if there is an appliance of some sort or maybe even a small mechanical device that would work for actually extending teeth into fangs? Easy enough to do on film but in reality it seems a bit difficult.
 
burmballgeetar said:
Perhaps you guys could help me out...I work in a bar in Southeast NC and apparently we had a vampire in for karaoke and line dancing. As a reformed Bigfoot bleever myself, when I was told some stories, I immediately started to wonder how a person could pull off such a wonderful hoax.

Among the best anecdotes were the ones from our DJ. She apparently was the center of his attention for a while. Explaining away strangely colored eyes or complexion is as easy as saying make up and contacts but I was dumbfounded by one comment in particular.

She said that she watched his teeth extend into fangs. I don't in any way, shape or form believe that this individual was an actual vampire but I also don't believe that our DJ was lying to me. Does anyone know if there is an appliance of some sort or maybe even a small mechanical device that would work for actually extending teeth into fangs? Easy enough to do on film but in reality it seems a bit difficult.
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Actually, it's quite easy to say you saw someone's teeth extend into fangs-let me show you:

"I saw someone's teeth extend into fangs!"

See?
 
I know one way but it may only work for me.
I am missing my middle teeth, lost them in a fight at 16. I wear a partial denture.
I can smile, then close my mouth and slip the dentures into the back of my mouth. When I smile slowly again, I can make it appear my "fangs" (eye teeth) are growing longer. I can then slip my partial plate back in and show them normal teeth again.
 
burmballgeetar said:
Perhaps you guys could help me out...I work in a bar in Southeast NC and apparently we had a vampire in for karaoke and line dancing. As a reformed Bigfoot bleever myself, when I was told some stories, I immediately started to wonder how a person could pull off such a wonderful hoax.

Among the best anecdotes were the ones from our DJ. She apparently was the center of his attention for a while. Explaining away strangely colored eyes or complexion is as easy as saying make up and contacts but I was dumbfounded by one comment in particular.

She said that she watched his teeth extend into fangs. I don't in any way, shape or form believe that this individual was an actual vampire but I also don't believe that our DJ was lying to me. Does anyone know if there is an appliance of some sort or maybe even a small mechanical device that would work for actually extending teeth into fangs? Easy enough to do on film but in reality it seems a bit difficult.
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Tell yer DJ she is an idiot.
 
I must ask.

Is it working? He's getting laid using this vampire approach?

Not that I would consider following such a line, of course, its silly...Would work with emo girls and Twilight fans :rolleyes:

The old and tried cold reading is an easier way of getting woomen. I can read hands, aura, whatever. Or "oh, yeah, I too saw elementals, UFOs, whatever"...
 
I'm from southeastern NC. I'm sure the vampire schtick works, but he'd probably do better with a hopped up, raised four wheel drive pick-em-up truck. yeeeehaaaaaawwww

( the retractable teeth are cheaper though )
 
I'm not going to tell the DJ she's an idiot. That's rude. I appreciate the help in finding this product LTC8k6.

Also, in my experience she is an honest person and wouldn't lie about this just for the sake of lying. It makes more sense to me that she saw this dental appliance.

I can't answer one way or another about whether this worked for him or not but I imagine there are enough folks who would fall for it. Twilight/True Blood/Anne Rice fans would go stupid for it with the right prep and actually, being next to Camp Lejeune and all the Marines means that there are plenty of jacked up trucks. At least he's original.
 
burmballgeetar said:
I'm not going to tell the DJ she's an idiot. That's rude. I appreciate the help in finding this product LTC8k6.

Also, in my experience she is an honest person and wouldn't lie about this just for the sake of lying. It makes more sense to me that she saw this dental appliance.

I can't answer one way or another about whether this worked for him or not but I imagine there are enough folks who would fall for it. Twilight/True Blood/Anne Rice fans would go stupid for it with the right prep and actually, being next to Camp Lejeune and all the Marines means that there are plenty of jacked up trucks. At least he's original.
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Just another thought, it's very easy for us to sucumb to suggestion, depending on the situation. Tricks of lighting, unreliable memory (which we all have), and numerous other factors come into play. She may truly believe she saw the teeth grow, whether an appliance was used or not. I still have a firm, definate memory of three men in tuxedos and top hats (carrying canes) waking me up from the bottom bunk in my bedroom when I was about 5 years old (it was actualyl my Dad trying to wake me to watch a Godzilla movie on TV, that I had special permission to wake up for. I missed it :().

So she well may be neither an idiot nor lying...she may simply be human.
 
Sounds like some chump may wake up with a wooden stake through his heart sometime... Yep, it's all fun and games till somebody gets a stake through the heart. Meanwhile, does the bar have a mirror? Most bars I've been to have big mirrors behind them. Growing teeth are one thing, lack of reflection is another.
 
fangtastic

burmballgeetar said:
Perhaps you guys could help me out...I work in a bar in Southeast NC and apparently we had a vampire in for karaoke and line dancing. As a reformed Bigfoot bleever myself, when I was told some stories, I immediately started to wonder how a person could pull off such a wonderful hoax.

Among the best anecdotes were the ones from our DJ. She apparently was the center of his attention for a while. Explaining away strangely colored eyes or complexion is as easy as saying make up and contacts but I was dumbfounded by one comment in particular.

She said that she watched his teeth extend into fangs. I don't in any way, shape or form believe that this individual was an actual vampire but I also don't believe that our DJ was lying to me. Does anyone know if there is an appliance of some sort or maybe even a small mechanical device that would work for actually extending teeth into fangs? Easy enough to do on film but in reality it seems a bit difficult.
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I'll have what she's havin' and make it a double...
 
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