US Constitution on iPod

[Ian Osborne]

Did you know you can download the text of the US constitution and install it on your iPod? It's true - check it out.

I bet this thread sinks without a trace

 

[Some Friggin Guy]

Now, why would I want to downloand the constitution? I mean, it ripped off REO Speedwagon! Just look at this:

REO Speedwagon
You have said as much as you can say
Your heart is just about to overflow
Must be something more I can do
Some new plateau - I'm listening to you
Dying to know
Everything that you're feeling
Every change you undergo
Just don't tell me that you love me
Because I do' wanna know

The Constitution
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Just look! REO Speedwagon uses the word "to" more than once in the beginning of a song, the Constitution uses the word "to" more than once in the Preamble! THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE!!!

 

[Lothian]

Just look! REO Speedwagon uses the word "to" more than once in the beginning of a song, the Constitution uses the word "to" more than once in the Preamble! THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE!!!

I understand the confusion the two texts are very similar and it does appear that the constitution has copied REO Speedwagon.

However the 2004 iPOD Constitution is actually a re-release. Specially republished electronically after the death of Ronald Reagan.

The original was actually written a few years earlier and it it REO Speedwagon that has clearly copied the constitution in this song.

 

[Some Friggin Guy]

LIAR! Speedwagon is TIMELESS!

 

[Lothian]

LIAR! Speedwagon is TIMELESS!

Damn you are right.

I keep trying to delete this thread. Where's the "lock" button? I can't find it.

Please- STOP writing stuff now. DON'T post here anymore. DON'T.

 

[Some Friggin Guy]

Why shouldn't I post here?

 

[Ian Osborne]

I'm laughing out loud now

 

[Some Friggin Guy]

That's good. You should only laugh on the inside if it's an inside joke.


Okay, that was so bad it even hurt me.