Unicorners: the liberal answer to Birthers

[JoeTheJuggler]

I love it.

Prove to me that Mitt Romney isn't a unicorn!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/30/politics/romney-unicorn/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

[BenBurch]

Of course he isn't a Unicorn.

He's a robot.

 

[Brainster]

There haven't been any unicorns since the great flood:

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

Of course he isn't a Unicorn.

He's a robot.

I won't believe either until the State of Arizona officially says so--and provides the real documentation to prove it.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

There haven't been any unicorns since the great flood:

A lot of people don't believe that! I can't name any of them because I don't give names.

Thanks for that! Brought back memories of doing the various hand gestures that go with that song at a local Irish bar many years ago.

 

[Biscuit]

I won't believe either until the State of Arizona officially says so--and provides the real documentation to prove it.

I think you mean Michigan. You can blame us in AZ for a lot of stupid things but Mitt Romney is not one of them.

 

[tomwaits]

Confucius say wise man never leapfrog a unicorn.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

I think you mean Michigan. You can blame us in AZ for a lot of stupid things but Mitt Romney is not one of them.

I think they're targeting Arizona because of your Secretary of State's coming out as a Birther and attempting to prevent Obama from being on the ballot in your state.

 

[Biscuit]

I think they're targeting Arizona because of your Secretary of State's coming out as a Birther and attempting to prevent Obama from being on the ballot in your state.

I know but AZ can't possibly produce proof Mitt isn't a unicorn as he wasn't born here. We need to investigate Michigan (or maybe Canada!!!) to get the proof.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

I know but AZ can't possibly produce proof Mitt isn't a unicorn as he wasn't born here. We need to investigate Michigan (or maybe Canada!!!) to get the proof.

I don't care where he gets it from, but it's definitely up to Ken Bennett to provide the proof!

Sorry, I should have said:


PROVE IT!!!!

 

[Earthborn]

I thought it would be easy to disprove Mitt being a unicorn. Since unicorns can only be captured by virgins, all I would need to do is find some details about Ann's previous relationships. How hard can it be, I thought; it is not as if these Republicans can marry and stay married. Surely they must have had previous relationships...

I was wrong. There is no evidence at all that Ann Romney ever had any sexual relations before marrying to Mitt. Perhaps also relevant to the claim that Mitt is a unicorn: she's an equestrian. In other words, she loves horses.

And another thing: she has multiple sclerosis, but somehow she has stopped the progress of the disease. How? She credits magick... magical healing powers, you know the sort of thing unicorns are known for.

I was skeptical at first, but the more I look into it the more it makes sense. Check wikipedia if you don't believe me.

 

[maxpower1227]

I prefer Wiferism

 

[A'isha]

 

[KDLarsen]

As amusing as I find it, I also consider it a distraction from a serious political issue, namely that the co-chair of Mitt Romney's campaign in Arizona threatened to use his political power to have a Presidential candidate - the direct opponent of Mitt Romney - removed from the ballot.

Surely that should spark just a tad more outrage?

 

[Alferd_Packer]

As amusing as I find it, I also consider it a distraction from a serious political issue, namely that the co-chair of Mitt Romney's campaign in Arizona threatened to use his political power to have a Presidential candidate - the direct opponent of Mitt Romney - removed from the ballot.

Surely that should spark just a tad more outrage?

Sadly, this is what we are used to with Republicans.

 

[tyr_13]

I thought it would be easy to disprove Mitt being a unicorn. Since unicorns can only be captured by virgins, all I would need to do is find some details about Ann's previous relationships. How hard can it be, I thought; it is not as if these Republicans can marry and stay married. Surely they must have had previous relationships...

I was wrong. There is no evidence at all that Ann Romney ever had any sexual relations before marrying to Mitt. Perhaps also relevant to the claim that Mitt is a unicorn: she's an equestrian. In other words, she loves horses.

And another thing: she has multiple sclerosis, but somehow she has stopped the progress of the disease. How? She credits magick... magical healing powers, you know the sort of thing unicorns are known for.

I was skeptical at first, but the more I look into it the more it makes sense. Check wikipedia if you don't believe me.

That...that...makes ridiculously good sense.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

As amusing as I find it, I also consider it a distraction from a serious political issue, namely that the co-chair of Mitt Romney's campaign in Arizona threatened to use his political power to have a Presidential candidate - the direct opponent of Mitt Romney - removed from the ballot.

Surely that should spark just a tad more outrage?

I think mockery is more appropriate than outrage. At least it's better for your blood pressure.

 

[RenaissanceBiker]

Unicorns do not exist. Therefore Mitt Romney ... DOES NOT EXIST! How can you elect someone that does not exist? You can't! Ron Paul will become the Republican Nominee by default!

 

[tyr_13]

Unicorns do not exist. Therefore Mitt Romney ... DOES NOT EXIST! How can you elect someone that does not exist? You can't! Ron Paul will become the Republican Nominee by default!

No, no, the Bible mentions unicorns six times so they must exist! Although Paul is still the nominee by default. Unicorns are gay, and thus must be stoned to death.

 

[Ausmerican]

There are some very convincing arguments in this thread but I cannot believe that Romney is a unicorn for one very simple reason. A unicorn has a point.
Romney is a pushmepullyou.
Here; a R(h)ino (which Mitt is sometimes called and is often thought to be the inspiration for the unicorn) pushmepullyou.