Tupac still alive

So when is the next "found" album from Tupac due?
 
Living in New Zealand?

Not on that Pacific island with Elvis, Bruce Lee and so on?

How antisocial of him! :rolleyes:
 
For my dose of rap B.S. i liked ( which is to say really hated) tupac exposed.

When the narrator

A) can't not get baked before narrating

and

B) Uses the worst grammar and slang, both in text and verbally.

You know it is the twoof.
 
Chuck D's 18 Reasons Why 2Pac Is Alive

2Pac died on Friday the 13th.
Las Vegas is a payoff City, meaning all sorts of folks have been known to be on the take. That means doctors, press, lawyers etc.
The white Cadillac containing the assailants was never found. How could this be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?
There's a small Black community on the North side of town. This strip is only about 8 blocks long. The attackers were Black. Where did they go? Where did they hide?
The white Cadillac containing the gunmen passes a entourage of 2Pac's boys, many of them body guards. No one gives chase and there are no witnesses. There were no witnesses on the street. How come? Why not?
The name of 2Pac's next album is Machiavelli. He was an Italian war strategist who faked his death to fool his enemies. Perhaps Tupac is doing the same thing?
The cover of his next album has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ. Could he be planning a resurrection?
Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert. How come there was no helicopter chase? If some one was to rob a casino the LVPD would've chased you down with some helicopters. How come this didn't happen with 2Pac's shooting?
2Pac was cremated the day after he died. Since when does some one get cremated the day after a murder? There was no autopsy.
There were no ballistic tests. At least we haven't heard about them.
Las Vegas is still very much a mob town. No one gets killed on the strip. You have to pretty much get permission in order for something like this to happen. Who was calling the shots on this one?
2Pac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge didn't get hit once. He was 'grazed' by a bullet. Why did 2Pac get shot all those times and Suge not get hit?
Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital and they had a coherent conversation? How bad was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this there are conflicting stories claiming that Quincy Jones's daughter was in the back of the car and then she wasn't. What's the deal for real?
2Pac has completed two movies and three LPs that have yet to be released. With so many people upset about 2Pac's death literally anything connected with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash.
Suge Knight and 2Pac are the only two music industry people on that high of a profile with enough balls to pull off a stunt like faking death.
2Pac's video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold his death.
2Pac always wore a bullet proof vest but for some strange reason he didn't wear one this time. Why not?
The memorial services that were open to the public were cancelled in both Los Angeles and Atlanta.
Sources:
 
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Chuck D's 18 Reasons Why 2Pac Is Alive

2Pac died on Friday the 13th.
Las Vegas is a payoff City, meaning all sorts of folks have been known to be on the take. That means doctors, press, lawyers etc.
The white Cadillac containing the assailants was never found. How could this be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?
There's a small Black community on the North side of town. This strip is only about 8 blocks long. The attackers were Black. Where did they go? Where did they hide?
The white Cadillac containing the gunmen passes a entourage of 2Pac's boys, many of them body guards. No one gives chase and there are no witnesses. There were no witnesses on the street. How come? Why not?
The name of 2Pac's next album is Machiavelli. He was an Italian war strategist who faked his death to fool his enemies. Perhaps Tupac is doing the same thing?
The cover of his next album has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ. Could he be planning a resurrection?
Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert. How come there was no helicopter chase? If some one was to rob a casino the LVPD would've chased you down with some helicopters. How come this didn't happen with 2Pac's shooting?
2Pac was cremated the day after he died. Since when does some one get cremated the day after a murder? There was no autopsy.
There were no ballistic tests. At least we haven't heard about them.
Las Vegas is still very much a mob town. No one gets killed on the strip. You have to pretty much get permission in order for something like this to happen. Who was calling the shots on this one?
2Pac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge didn't get hit once. He was 'grazed' by a bullet. Why did 2Pac get shot all those times and Suge not get hit?
Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital and they had a coherent conversation? How bad was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this there are conflicting stories claiming that Quincy Jones's daughter was in the back of the car and then she wasn't. What's the deal for real?
2Pac has completed two movies and three LPs that have yet to be released. With so many people upset about 2Pac's death literally anything connected with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash.
Suge Knight and 2Pac are the only two music industry people on that high of a profile with enough balls to pull off a stunt like faking death.
2Pac's video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold his death.
2Pac always wore a bullet proof vest but for some strange reason he didn't wear one this time. Why not?
The memorial services that were open to the public were cancelled in both Los Angeles and Atlanta.
Sources:

All of this is unfounded assertion , ( protip there are many pictures of Pac's autopsy, hell in 2pac exposed, it is one of the images they use ad nauseum. ) and lies, but i am bored so i will give a whack at debunking it further using common sense for the bits that are not patently obviously false.

He died on friday the 13th? Probably picked by whomever killed him due to its spooky significance. And the fact that it is a major event, on every friday the 13th all of his friends will be reminded. Psychological warfare brother.

Everywhere under the right circumstances can be a payoff city. You just have to know who to pay.

Many crimes go unsolved in many places. A hit and run crime such as this, unless caught in advance, has a high degree of success. I even hear there are a couple of rap songs about the effectiveness of " drive by's" and coordinated attacks.

Blacks have to go to a black community to hide? Am i missing something or did Pac's death happen in 1950 or so where a black guy in the midst of some white guys would be something that would generate a lot of attention?

Probably because they didn't want to get into a gun battle in the middle of the street when the person they were supposed to be protecting was already shot and dying. Bodyguards are not soldiers of fortune, nor are they immune to the law, stray bullets cause damage, both collateral and in terms of human life, are you going to stand there and start firing in the vegas strip or are you going to try and check on " Your boy"?

No witnesses? How weird for a criminal to pick an area with a lack of people. This person must have been an absolute genius to not do it in full view of as many people as possible.

Violent J put out a c.d. called wizard of the hood. Does that mean he is going to oz at some point?

Shaggy 2 dope has an album cover in which he is potrayed as a hair metal artist, does that mean he is going to put out a glam rock c.d.?

Quick crime, unknown assailants , if your robbing a casino, the police are going to know about it long before you leave the doors. In this case, no one would have known till a bit after the event, and police would have had to get descriptions from the people there in order to even know who to look for.

Simply wrong there, was and evidence is easy to find. Give it a google.

You havn't heard about them.

The mob even at that time had fallen well below its former power. Again, this isn't 1950's vegas that it happened in, unless i am mistake and Pac was a country or blues singer from the 50's.

They wern't trying to kill sug , they were trying to kill pac, two murders takes more time than one, and they wanted to get out of the area as fast as possible.

Traumatic events inspire poor memory of events, and confused interpretation of events during the time. Simple concept.

He had some unreleased stuff before he died...and? If your an artist, and you die chances are either your going to have unfinished or unreleased stuff.

Not that i believe he is still alive either, but many people would say Andy Kaufman fits the " Enough balls" profile.

Pac's always wearing a vest was more than likely simply a publicity stunt, something to make him seem more badass. In real life he probably realized it was uncomfortable, and only wore it when he would be likely to run into media or fans.

Sorry if the poster of this posted it as simply an example, but the points are so absurd that they required a refutation.
 
Rap: Is that the thing where illiterate people "from the hood", who have no musical talent, shout about their imaginary enormous wealth and their imaginary big appendages? ..and having big guns.... and "ho's" with big "bootys".

I thought they stopped doing that in 1989. But hohum, I'm obviously too old to find this interesting ;) :)
 
Rap: Is that the thing where illiterate people "from the hood", who have no musical talent, shout about their imaginary enormous wealth and their imaginary big appendages? ..and having big guns.... and "ho's" with big "bootys".

I thought they stopped doing that in 1989. But hohum, I'm obviously too old to find this interesting ;) :)

Whoa, 1980, get back to your own time, you might cause a rift in the time-space continuum .
 
Sorry if the poster of this posted it as simply an example, but the points are so absurd that they required a refutation.

No worries....I think the idea is friggin' hilarious.
 
No worries....I think the idea is friggin' hilarious.

Yeah, the "you " in question was whomever wrote it i have no ire at you for just posting it. lol.

The informal writing style threw me off slightly, but it is chuck D , the man who should be barred from speaking about anything if it isn't related to standard rap topics.

As an artist ( writer, musician , actor.) i would like to give people this advice.

Unless it is something we have direct experience with, or accreditation for, don't bloody listen to us, we are full of ourselves, and we know how to put things in a way you want to hear, it is our job. We can be convincing as hell, but that doesn't make us smart, it means we know what you want to hear and how you want to hear it.
 
As an artist ( writer, musician , actor.) i would like to give people this advice.

Unless it is something we have direct experience with, or accreditation for, don't bloody listen to us, we are full of ourselves, and we know how to put things in a way you want to hear, it is our job. We can be convincing as hell, but that doesn't make us smart, it means we know what you want to hear and how you want to hear it.

Heh. D) : That made me chuckle a little. :)
 
Heh. D) : That made me chuckle a little. :)

Its actually one of my biggest issues with a lot of CT stuff. They find an actor musician, etc. And because people like them because of their image they listen to them, completely disregarding the fact that our entire careers are based on being B.S. artists.

Acting, writing, and music are all manipulation, and the better you are at it, the more your going to succeed. The way i usually put it is that " One doesn't get very far playing the b-52's in a biker bar.", meaning, one has to know what people want to hear before attempting to be a successful artist. ( this says nothing of artistic merit, or 'heart' , but the most successful of us, don't rely too heavily on that, despite what hollywood would have you think. )
 
Someone made a documentary so it must be true:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/tupac-alive-movie-951140/

“This movie is about Tupac actually escaping University Medical Center here in Vegas and relocating to New Mexico getting protection from the Navajo tribe,” Boss, a Los Angeles filmmaker, told ABC 13’s KTNV. According to Boss, Tupac planted a body double in Suge Knight’s BMW when he heard of the planned attempt on his life and escaped through helicopter to Navajo tribal land in New Mexico where federal agents couldn’t follow him. Boss alleges that he obtained the information about Tupac’s survival through his family and close surrounding circle of friends. “You can write a fiction story, but this is not fiction,” he continued. “This is facts through certain people I know.”

At some point they need to bring the "Real" Paul McCartney into this...:D
 

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