Trump's Tuesday announcement... what will it be?

[Segnosaur]

So, before the mid-terms, Trump made a big deal of some announcement that was coming. It was widely thought that it would involve Trump announcing he was going to run for president in 2024. But after the poor showing of Trump-backed candidates in the mid-terms, people are advising Trump not to run.

However, he still has a big announcement planned for Tuesday.

So what do people think this big announcement will be?

- Trump will ignore his advisors that were telling him not to announce the start of his presidential campaign and do so anyways

- He won't outright announce he is running, but will make some vague statement about how he is "exploring his options to run"

- He will announce some lawsuit or legal action (perhaps aimed at various investigations into his crimes). "I am launching a personal injury lawsuit against Garland"

- He will make some business-related announcement, perhaps related to Truth Social, or building a hotel in Russia

- He won't actually announce anything, but just use the time to rant against his "enemies" (Deathsantis, Moscow Mitch, etc.) and/or the mid-terms, perhaps with vague claims of voter fraud (which of course won't be supported by evidence)

- The announcement will be cancelled at the last minute

- He will announce that he is actually an alien from planet X, and will now be returning home

(Admittedly I hate myself a little for wasting the brain cells in order to give Trump attention.)

 

[Apathia]

I'm going with announcement doesn't happen.
Second to that Boziod announces he sort of, might of , be considering running for 2024. But mosty it'll be insane ramblings.

I was passing a neighbor's house on the way from work today. This neighbor usually flys the Trump flag.
It was at half mast.

 

[Shalamar]

I predict it'll be cancelled, or a vague rant about elections.

 

[crescent]

He will announce that he is the second avatar of Jesus Christ. Third testament of the Bible (fourth if you're Mormon) will be forthcoming as soon as he finds a suitable ghostwriter (whom he'll stiff).

The newest testament may take the form of a PowerPoint presentation set to 80's Christian Rock music.

 

[marting]

He's running. Can't see himself as a loser.

 

[Segnosaur]

He will announce that he is the second avatar of Jesus Christ. Third testament of the Bible (fourth if you're Mormon) will be forthcoming as soon as he finds a suitable ghostwriter (whom he'll stiff).

It will be the first time a part of the bible is published in Twitter-form (or Truth social) first.

 

[Segnosaur]

He's running. Can't see himself as a loser.

But if he announces he is running, 1) the republican party will stop paying part of his legal bills, 2) a bunch of the money he has scammed from donors for 'political purposes' will be under more scrutiny, and 3) if he runs again and loses it will be even harder on his ego.

 

[shemp]

You should be ashamed of yourself, associating Donald Dump with the fine and honorable Planet X!

 

[Mojo]

He will announce a special offer on landscaping.

 

[Darat]

His great mate, Elon Tesla is giving him his Twitter account back.

 

[Stacyhs]

His great mate, Elon Tesla is giving him his Twitter account back.

Twitter is hemorrhaging money like it was one of Trump's businesses.

 

[The Don]

IMO the grand announcement will be an incoherent stream of consciousness rant against foes real and imagined and political commentators will divine from it whatever message they choose.

 

[Stacyhs]

IMO the grand announcement will be an incoherent stream of consciousness rant against foes real and imagined and political commentators will divine from it whatever message they choose.

Whatever it is, his cult members will be having more orgasms than a bunny breeding farm.

 

[Flo]

All of the above …

 

[Darat]

"I'll be making an historic, if not the most historic announcement ever in two weeks' time"

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

He'll announce that he's setting up a school, a Trump University if you will, where he'll personally teach everybody how to make millions selling Trump steaks and timeshares in Trump Doonbeg. It will be the greatest, most beautiful university around and there won't be no libral conspiracies like Crikkital race theory or that Biden won in 2020 taught there either.

Naturally enough it'll take him over 5 hours to read this out.

 

[Darat]

He'll announce that he's setting up a school, a Trump University if you will, where he'll personally teach everybody how to make millions selling Trump steaks and timeshares in Trump Doonbeg. It will be the greatest, most beautiful university around and there won't be no libral conspiracies like Crikkital race theory or that Biden won in 2020 taught there either.

Naturally enough it'll take him over 5 hours to read this out.

I heard he is going to release a new coffee, Trump Covfefe, it's processed the same way as civet coffee is, after all so many of his followers are used to eating up the **** that comes out of his mouth they may as well drink it as well.

 

[Crossbow]

In order to stroke his own ego,
and in order to distract some of the public from his numerous legal problems,
and in order to distract some of the public from his numerous failed mid-term canididates,
and in order to grift some more donations from his foolish supporters,
and in order to give some free publicity to Mar-a-Lago,

then I expect that later today (15 NOV 2022), that Trump will announce his canididacy for the 2024 Presidential race.

 

[newyorkguy]

trump's 'hometown' newspaper, the Palm Beach Post, reports the announcement will be made this evening. Prime time!

Trump is widely expected to finally state from his Mar-a-Lago club that he is launching a 2024 comeback campaign for the White House...Trump publicly designated Tuesday evening as the time and place for letting the country know his plans. Palm Beach Post link

I can't wait.

 

[JoeMorgue]

What I want to happen.

- He rips off a "Mission Impossible" style latex mask to reveal he is actually Andy Kaufman and the entire Trump persona is just the greatest performance art shtick in history.

What will happen.

- The orange douchebag will announce he's running in 2024, probably with a lot of stupidity that makes the big vein in my head want to pop and a lot of inflammatory language.