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TITANIUM! The Magic Metal!

Soapy Sam

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Yesterday I went Christmas shopping. (Hooray!). There's a Christmas Fair on in Glasgow- scores of stalls in a conference hall, selling turned wood, handicrafts, jewellery, candles. Some nice stuff and I DID get several presents. (The microwaveable slippers were the star turn).
Anyway.-- There was a company named Metacog, selling titanium shorts, knee supports etc. Basically, all the magnetic stuff, but not magnetic. Fibre impregnated with a titanium carbide subject to a process called "Phild" developed by a Japanese chiropractor, which permits bioelectric current to flow uniformly.

Please feel free to investigate their website at www.Metacog.co.uk.

(I develop a tic when I see the phrase "cog" these days, but these folk seem to be based in Glasgow. No Welsh connections.)

A little later, I chanced on another stall, selling magnetic supports and bracelets, made of copper, steel and- you guessed it- titanium. It seemed the stallholders were unaware of each other.
I corrected that.
I sampled one of the titanium bracelets. It had about twenty round magnets mounted in the lower surface. They were "natural" magnets, which apparently keep their magnetisation, unlike artificially magnetised materials. (There's an old hard drive magnet stuck to my fridge door. I can't get the damn thing off. Must be natural, I suppose).

Anyway, the natural magnets in the bracelet neither attracted, nor repelled each other . Nor would they pick up or repel the magnets on another bracelet. Or my key ring. Or a paperclip.

When I showed the gentleman the flier I had been given by Metacog, he snorted derisively. "It's the magnets that have the healing power." he told me. The titanium is just a holder. " Some people will believe anything."

Indeed.

Metacog, to be fair, provided two self adhesive patches free with the flier. These should be stuck to areas where pain is felt. An illustration showed before and after shots indicating increased body heat in an area of the back thirty minutes after attaching the patches. (I presume due to increased bloodflow). I stuck them to my lower back, where I've been having muscle spasm problems. I noticed no difference, though that's hardly a fair trial.
Getting them off was traumatic. Whatever they stick on with is a darn sight stronger than natural magnets.

Anyway. Get your christmas pressies now. Don't all rush at once.

ps- My specs are titanium. Could this explain the headaches?:)
 
Soapy Sam said:
Yesterday I went Christmas shopping. (Hooray!). There's a Christmas Fair on in Glasgow- scores of stalls in a conference hall, selling turned wood, handicrafts, jewellery, candles. Some nice stuff and I DID get several presents. (The microwaveable slippers were the star turn).
Anyway.-- There was a company named Metacog, selling titanium shorts, knee supports etc. Basically, all the magnetic stuff, but not magnetic. Fibre impregnated with a titanium carbide subject to a process called "Phild" developed by a Japanese chiropractor, which permits bioelectric current to flow uniformly.

Please feel free to investigate their website at www.Metacog.co.uk.

(I develop a tic when I see the phrase "cog" these days, but these folk seem to be based in Glasgow. No Welsh connections.)

A little later, I chanced on another stall, selling magnetic supports and bracelets, made of copper, steel and- you guessed it- titanium. It seemed the stallholders were unaware of each other.
I corrected that.
I sampled one of the titanium bracelets. It had about twenty round magnets mounted in the lower surface. They were "natural" magnets, which apparently keep their magnetisation, unlike artificially magnetised materials. (There's an old hard drive magnet stuck to my fridge door. I can't get the damn thing off. Must be natural, I suppose).

Anyway, the natural magnets in the bracelet neither attracted, nor repelled each other . Nor would they pick up or repel the magnets on another bracelet. Or my key ring. Or a paperclip.

When I showed the gentleman the flier I had been given by Metacog, he snorted derisively. "It's the magnets that have the healing power." he told me. The titanium is just a holder. " Some people will believe anything."

Indeed.

Metacog, to be fair, provided two self adhesive patches free with the flier. These should be stuck to areas where pain is felt. An illustration showed before and after shots indicating increased body heat in an area of the back thirty minutes after attaching the patches. (I presume due to increased bloodflow). I stuck them to my lower back, where I've been having muscle spasm problems. I noticed no difference, though that's hardly a fair trial.
Getting them off was traumatic. Whatever they stick on with is a darn sight stronger than natural magnets.

Anyway. Get your christmas pressies now. Don't all rush at once.

ps- My specs are titanium. Could this explain the headaches?:)

Did those patches smell smoky or vinegary? If they did they're part of an oriental craze which involves patches filled with "detoxifying" wood vinegar. The only "detoxification" occurs when you take the damn things off! :)

As for your specs, yes they are definitely at fault. They are short circuiting the bioelectric energy from the differnt sides of your brain. You are therefore terminally confused and because of that you didn't realise this obvious fact before now. Of course, as soon as you take off the specs then your brain powers will be naturally enhanced and your yin and yang will no longer be juxtaposed.

I can prove the above statement scientifically. Just look at what happened to Clark Kent when he took the specs off. Impressive huh? :D
 
Why would vinegar patches not work ?
Vinegar works for everything else.
 
Especially chips.

No. They didn't smell of anything. If they had smelled of vinegar I would have been in every chip shop in Dumbarton Road en route to the SSPR lecture. (Carrying two bags of Christmas presents, including a teddy bear.)
 
Bikewer said:
Titanium is for bicycles.
Makes nice looking watches, too, though I don't think the watchmakers claim they keep time any better.
 
Nex said:
Makes nice looking watches, too, though I don't think the watchmakers claim they keep time any better.

I don't know of anyone making titanium movements. I've seen a few titanium watch cases. You can get some pretty rainbow color effects by heating the case. Most of the time, they nitride the cases so they won't scratch, which gives them a dark grey color. The brand I work for has a fancy ladies model in titanium that costs as much as a new car. I guess the healing effect is an added benefit, and because it's a quartz anolog movement, you get the benefit of a cyclical magnetic field as well.

Regards;
Beanbag
 
Thanks for expanding on that Beanbag. :)

Originally posted by Beanbag
You can get some pretty rainbow color effects by heating the case.
Body-piercing jewelry too, right? I used to have a bellybutton ring that was rainbow titanium, now that I think of it. Blue and purple, mostly.
 
I wouldn't know -- I'm not into optional body openings. I'm surprised they would use titanium for pierced jewelry. It's a fairly active metal, and I would think it would cause problems. It could be that the post or wire passing through the skin is some other metal.

Regards;
Beanbag
 
Our engagement rings are in titanium... No smell...

Best regards,
Chateaubriand
 
Beanbag said:
I wouldn't know -- I'm not into optional body openings. I'm surprised they would use titanium for pierced jewelry. It's a fairly active metal, and I would think it would cause problems. It could be that the post or wire passing through the skin is some other metal.

Regards;
Beanbag
I looked it up, it's not titanium, it's niobium. My mistake. :D
 
My electric razor has titanium blades. I guess this must be why the hair on my face keeps magically growing back every day.
 
So has nobody else encountered Ti-impregnated duds as the latest health notion?
 
Beanbag said:
...snip... because it's a quartz anolog movement, you get the benefit of a cyclical magnetic field as well.

Regards;
Beanbag

You missed out the crystal healing powers of the quartz, no wonder your firm can charge so much for such a watch, with all that healing going on the owners must live for ever.
 
Soapy Sam said:
So has nobody else encountered Ti-impregnated duds as the latest health notion?

No I haven't and I am a bit surprised it is being used in "alt" stuff since it's meant to be an expensive metal and something I've noticed about a lot of "alt" stuff is that they aren’t made from anything expensive.
 
Darat said:
No I haven't and I am a bit surprised it is being used in "alt" stuff since it's meant to be an expensive metal and something I've noticed about a lot of "alt" stuff is that they aren’t made from anything expensive.
Therapeutic diamonds.

So why can't I get them on the NHS?
 

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