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TimeCube Revisited

Brian Jackson

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Looks like Gene Ray's been busy updating his site, TimeCube.com. Just thought I'd throw it out there. If you're unfamiliar with Gene's particular brand of lunacy, do yourself a favor and head on over. His quotes have appeared in some of the best signature lines ever.

Oh, and be sure to visit his companion site AboveGod.com. Great stuff.
 
Of course cubes have four sides. One side in night, one in day, one in dawn, and one in dusk. The top and bottom are only fictions invented by the EVIL educated stupid academic's dog minds. Isn't it obvious?
 
Ignorant of Nature's Harmonic
4 Day Time Cube Creation, the
Americans are Dumb, Educated
Singularity Stupid and Evil. It's
not immoral to kill Americans
who IGNORE their OPPOSITE
sex parents who Created them,
but instead worship a queer
jew who claims to make people
out of dirt - when the body is 90
percent water. A God so stupid
that he claims only a single day
rotation of Earth - while my
Cubic Wisdom has allowed me
to create 4 simultaneous days
within a single Earth rotation.
Americans do not deserve life.
They live only for today, the
evil singularity word bastards.
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a spoof, right?

if not....wow :eek:
 
OMG....I had to stop halfway through to keep my laughter from getting me in trouble at work! I can only hope this is a poorly edited attempt at humor...

It doesn't seem to have a point, yet I could barely tear myself away from the nonsensical, aimless ranting that is timecube.com... I'll have to finish reading it at home where I won't get in trouble for falling out of my chair...
 
No, it's not a parody. It's a legend of paranoia, self rightiousness, and openly expressed ignorance.

If only it were a joke...
 
No, it's not a parody. It's a legend of paranoia, self rightiousness, and openly expressed ignorance.

If only it were a joke...
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What leads you to so resolutely claim that it is not a joke? It seems to me to be up in the air whether it is a "true" crackpot philosophy, or a cleverly devised internet joke.

Though, I may be educated stupid.
 
Gene went off the deep end many years ago. He is dead serious about his Time Cube delusions, I'm afraid.

I don't remember the details, but a few years ago some rather short-sighted college students and/or faculty invited him to campus to debate and elaborate on his theories. Problem is; Gene is not coherent and cannot describe exactly what Time Cube is in reasonable terms. This is (I gather) very frusterating for Gene and he went into a rage when confronted by questions from the audience.

Here's a video of him trying to explain something or something...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2897032104658524687&hl=en
 
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Crazy Ray said:
Hey stupid - are you too
dumb to know there are
4 different simultaneous
24 hour days within a
single rotation of Earth?
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lol, I had forgotten about this guy. His site is a goldmine of unintentional humor.
 
Is it just me or is it childish to say that because you can divide 4 quarters of the Earth into 4 parts which each experience their own seperate night day cycle (in a manner of speaking), it must mean the world is some sort of 4 sided hyper time space thing? Sounds stupid. Further, why 4? Why not divide into 3, or 5, or 24, or infinite?

Also the guy seems to be racist.
 
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Yes, he's very serious about his TimeCube. I met him once during a trip to Clearwater, Florida, where I was also harassed by angry $cientologists, but that's another topic. I used to run the Great-Debate site (and edited that video of his Tech TV appearance). He's been on numerous radio programs as a guest, and the guy just gets more bizarre by the hour. Gotta love him!
 
Gene's mental gears have long since been stripped right off. Yes, he is serious. No, it's not a parody or satire. It's pitiable, really.
 
Years ago I thought TimeCube was just an MIT prank, especially after they invited Gene to give a talk there but since then he's given talks elsewhere (I think Georgia State for one). Yep, he's serious. Yep, he's completely off his head. Yep, I'm educated stupid. :p
 
Well I'm convinced! At last someone worthy to take up the mantle of Alfred Lawson has arrived.

I see the error of my ways. I renounce the heresy of Pastafarianism, as I renounced the false creed of IPU before it.

Join me brothers, and let us proclaim as one...

TIME IS CUBULAR!
 
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If he's serious, the guy is clearly mentally ill. Let's lay off him and hope he gets the help he needs.
 
I had to laugh at the worshipping "gay jew" thing and not because I'm an atheist but because it's just so juvenille.
 
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