Time Machine on Ebay

[bouch]

Hi folks,

A friend just pointed me to this. Too bad its already ended. The writeup is pretty clever and funny

Ebay Time Machine

I really wish I had thought of this one...

c'ya
Mike

 

[Timothy]

Did you happen to notice who bought it? The casino that buys space on pregnant mothers' bellies and hookers' chests? I seem to recall (although couldn't find it in a quick search) that this is the same place that bought the Madonna and Child pretzel.

Hell, I'm gonna put my George W. Bush shaped piece of dog poo up for auction!

- Timothy

 

[Hawk one]

Speaking of good time machine offers, how about This fabolous gem! Like it says, why believe those stupid scientists, eh?

 

[Psi Baba]

Funny there are no artifacts from the future. Or if that's what technology in the year 2239 is going to look like, I don't think I want to know what happens in between now and then!

 

[Temporal Renegade]

That thing doesn't look believeable enough to be on 'Lost In Space', for Pete's sake!

 

[Cleon]

That thing doesn't look believeable enough to be on 'Lost In Space', for Pete's sake!

I was just thinking it looks like something from a 1960s TV show...Though without the charm and longetivity of a police box, which is still being used as a time machine.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

I was just thinking it looks like something from a 1960s TV show...Though without the charm and longetivity of a police box, which is still being used as a time machine.

Why, what*ever* do you mean?

 

[Cleon]

Why, what*ever* do you mean?

Sorry, did I forget the "nudge, nudge, wink wink?"

 

[Red Siegfried]

I'll be you some guy named "Uncle Rico" or "Kip" ends up buying it.