The TAMIV Dating Game

[kittynh]

thought this idea up while trying to get rid of my daughters on the personal ad thread in community. How about a TAMIV dating game...

"Bachelor number one, what is your personal relationship with God?"

"Who?"

(that's a plus answer!)

"Bachelor number two, where would you take me for our mystery date?"

"I can't tell you, it's a mystery, but here's a hint, I'll buy you some Spock ears!"

(another plus for my girls)

this could work.

 

[CFLarsen]

"Bachelor number one, what is your personal relationship with God?"

I don't believe in God, but he believes in me.

"Bachelor number two, where would you take me for our mystery date?"

It involves the 3 C's: Champagne, Candlelight, Chocolate.

Could this work?

 

[Stimpson J. Cat]

"Bachelor number one, what is your personal relationship with God?"

We are very close. So close, if fact, that he exists only in my mind.

"Bachelor number two, where would you take me for our mystery date?"

Sorry, could you repeat the question? I lost track when you said "take me".


Dr. Stupid

 

[Chaos]

"Bachelor number one, what is your personal relationship with God?"

I never met him, and I don´t expect to. I´m not averse to being surprised, though.

"Bachelor number two, where would you take me for our mystery date?"

If I told you, it wouldn´t be a surprise. Prepare for an unforgetable experience.

 

[Zep]

"Bachelor number one, what is your personal relationship with God?"

He lives in a small Arabian oil-lamp on my desk, and all I have to do is give it a rub and he comes out in a cloud of purple smoke and grants me three wishes... Neat!

"Bachelor number two, where would you take me for our mystery date?"

In the case of your elder daughter, Kitty, somewhere with lots of previously undiscovered fossils in the rocks, no-one else to fight for them, and exclusivity on all the write-ups!

Hey, I sure know how to give a girl a good time!

 

[CFLarsen]

Re: Re: The TAMIV Dating Game

If I told you, it wouldn´t be a surprise. Prepare for an unforgetable experience.

"If I told you....I'm afraid you wouldn't like it".

Hannibal Lecter, in the movie "Red Dragon". He is about to serve the flutist to the symphony board.

Chaos, your real name would be Armin....?

 

[Beckett]

"Bachelor number one, what is your personal relationship with God?"

My answer: Who?

"Bachelor number two, where would you take me for our mystery date?"

My answer: Home, but not for a date. Just to drop you off because that's where you should be, not dating someone probably twice your age like myself.

In case you missed it, I just proved bilocation does exist. Randi, where's my million dollars?!

 

[rebecca]

"Bachelor number one, what is your personal relationship with God?"

Bitch owes me $20.

"Bachelor number two, where would you take me for our mystery date?"

The bar, where I'll end up making out with someone else in the bathroom and leaving you with the tab.









So what do I win?

 

[kittynh]

Re: Re: The TAMIV Dating Game

It involves the 3 C's: Champagne, Candlelight, Chocolate.

Could this work? [/B][/QUOTE]


OK, well if the Kittens are busy, this could work for ME!!!

heck, you could even skip the candlelight.

that way Pool Boy can't find us.

 

[kittynh]

Bitch owes me $20.



The bar, where I'll end up making out with someone else in the bathroom and leaving you with the tab.

You are SO getting the beat up Volvo station wagon young lady! No Subaru for you!