The One

[The Grave]

Recently, prompted by a quote on some-one's signature, I got to thinking about the "mystery" element of all good religious stories.

So,

Why is it that god needs to communicate a message to us using A prophet?

I.e.

Why doesn't god use some kind of e-mail dream to give everybody their own little, personalised message?

Exam question on the bible or curan.

Q1. Explain how the author creates an atmosphere of mystery and suspense in Genesis.

You may wish to consider in your response the lies or vague half-truths the author uses, as well as the hopeless examples of supernatural events. (40)

 

[stilicho]

Why doesn't god use some kind of e-mail dream to give everybody their own little, personalised message?

You've caught the essence of Protestantism right there. Five centuries too late, of course, but you're learning!

 

[The Grave]

No I'm yearning....!

 

[SirPhilip]

Why is it that god needs to communicate a message to us using A prophet? Why doesn't god use some kind of e-mail dream to give everybody their own little, personalised message?

Ow!

She's so fine
How a'bout a 9 on a 10 scale
With long legs straight on up to her lunch pail

Whoo!

Sweet little wishbone, oh yeah
Don't wanna break her in half
Lick up one side and down the other
Always make her laugh..
Ha! Ha!

She take me down, down, down to the bottom
I got everything you wanted
Give you everything you need
Still you want that sugar daddy
Over me..

Huh! She want a sucker
Sucker in a three piece
Sucker all dressed up in a three piece suit

I'm on fire. Woo!
With just one look
Got me a brand new number in my little black book
But she don't like the way I dress
She don't like the way I wear my hair
But when I roll you over baby you don't care

Just take me down down down
Down to the bottom
Gimme everything I want
Gimme everything I need
You don't want that sugar daddy
Not over me

Uh! She want a sucker
Woo! Sucker in a three piece
Sucker, all dressed up in a three piece suit

Oh..
Now say it isn't so baby
You wanna sucker
He just a sucker he just a sucker
Look at all that money, baby
Ya know, your sugar daddy
You a sugar mamma
Hey, you're both a bunch of suckers!

(Bridge)

Oh, he got a big ol' belly
A stone bald head sucker
Now listen here honey
That ain't down your alley, no
He just a sucker sucker
In a three piece
Sucker (Sucker) yeah in a 3 piece suit
S'Sucker
Stone cold sugar daddy
(Oooh ooh ooh) S'Sucker
All dressed up in a three piece suit!

Exam question on the bible or curan. Q1. Explain how the author creates an atmosphere of mystery and suspense in Genesis.

Leviathan wasn't having that for long though.

You may wish to consider in your response the lies or vague half-truths the author uses, as well as the hopeless examples of supernatural events. (40)

You may wish to consider my hopeless examples of supernatural events.

 

[triadboy]

Q1. Explain how the author creates an atmosphere of mystery and suspense in Genesis.

You may wish to consider in your response the lies or vague half-truths the author uses, as well as the hopeless examples of supernatural events.

Looking at this NOW seems mysterious and stupid. But the people of that time actually believed there was a 'firmament' - something very high, clear and 3-fingers thick that the stars, planets, and moon revolved around on. It also let in the rains through slits. They lived on a flat earth. They believed that 'under us' were mysterious waters - waters of the deep. It was the best science of the day.

Genesis has a few authors. (J, P, E, D)
Bias authors trying to explain existence with the goofy knowledge they had.