Twas the Night before Fitzmas
And all through the House
Not a wingnut was sleeping -
They were scared as a mouse.
The skeletons hung in the closets with care
In hopes that Fitzgerald would not look in there.
The Kossacks were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of frog-marches danced in their heads.
And Rove in his office and Libby they say
Had just come to terms with what's coming their way,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear
But Santa Fitzgerald in full battle gear!
"Now, Scooter! Now, Karl! Join Tom and Bill Frist
On the Famous Republican Criminals List!"
He gave not a leak, but went straight to his work,
And passed out indictments with nary a smirk,
But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Fitzmas to all, except maybe the right!"
(crossposted at TPMCafe)
And all through the House
Not a wingnut was sleeping -
They were scared as a mouse.
The skeletons hung in the closets with care
In hopes that Fitzgerald would not look in there.
The Kossacks were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of frog-marches danced in their heads.
And Rove in his office and Libby they say
Had just come to terms with what's coming their way,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear
But Santa Fitzgerald in full battle gear!
"Now, Scooter! Now, Karl! Join Tom and Bill Frist
On the Famous Republican Criminals List!"
He gave not a leak, but went straight to his work,
And passed out indictments with nary a smirk,
But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Fitzmas to all, except maybe the right!"
(crossposted at TPMCafe)