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Dear U.S.A.,

That people actually vote for Drumpf is truly hilarious.
But now ... the one and only Robert Morrow is playing Politician too! Priceless.

Regards,
The Rest of The World.
 
He called GHW Bush a pedophile on Twitter.

ETA
The other Republicans in the state are very unhappy:
"We will explore every single option that exists, whether it be persuading him to resign, trying to force him to resign, constraining his power, removing his ability to spend money or resisting any attempt for him to access data or our social media account,” Mackowiak told the Tribune. “I’m treating this as a coup and as a hostile takeover.”
 
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He called GHW Bush a pedophile on Twitter.

What is his evidence for this?

I am betting that I could make equally convincing charges against Trump using the scene with Maclulay Culkin in Home Alone 2 as evidence.....
 
What is his evidence for this?

I am betting that I could make equally convincing charges against Trump using the scene with Maclulay Culkin in Home Alone 2 as evidence.....

He included FranklinScandal.com in his tweet.
 
For those unfamiliar with this cockwomble do a Forum Search.
He used to play here and waffle on about his idiotic conspiracy theories.
He's been interviewed on your tellies about his ...odd... obsession with JFK etc.
He's a rich chappy who occupies his time talking nonsense.

On that, thank you for letting me pay a brief visit to this weird area of the forum.
I've left bacon sandwiches under your pillows.
 
I'm going to have to remember to check his twitter.

Tomorrw, when I'm a little more sober. Although maybe I've got that backward.

Is Cruz going to disavow him?
 
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Is Cruz going to disavow him?


Even I, with my awesome SuperPowers, am not prepared to read any more about this ... humanoid.
His craziness will make your head fall off.

I came in peace just to alert you all.

....and I'm running away whilst I still have all my limbs.
 
Dear U.S.A.,

That people actually vote for Drumpf is truly hilarious.
But now ... the one and only Robert Morrow is playing Politician too! Priceless.

Regards,
The Rest of The World.

Was going to start a thread on this myself but I'm glad I clicked on this one first.

I was thinking something along the lines of "Lunatic now in charge of asylum".

Here's another non-Gawker article on this from the Texas Tribune:

Travis County GOP Apoplectic Over New Chairman

Morrow’s election as Republican chair of the fifth-largest county in Texas left several members of the Travis County GOP, including vice chair Matt Mackowiak, apoplectic. Mackowiak, a Republican strategist, immediately announced over social media that he would do everything in his power to remove Morrow from office.

“We will explore every single option that exists, whether it be persuading him to resign, trying to force him to resign, constraining his power, removing his ability to spend money or resisting any attempt for him to access data or our social media account,” Mackowiak told the Tribune. “I’m treating this as a coup and as a hostile takeover.”

“Tell them they can go **** themselves,” Morrow told the Tribune.

The Travis County GOP, which operates in one of the most liberal counties in the state, nonetheless is the local party for a number of prominent Texas Republicans, including Gov. Greg Abbott. The county party’s responsibilities include running elections and precinct conventions and working to elect Republicans at the local level.

Mackowiak said he was especially uncomfortable with the prospect of Morrow engaging in local politics, the core function of the job to which Morrow was just elected.

“We have someone who ran here who absolutely has no intention of serving the Republican Party with leadership and faithfulness,” Mackowiak said. “His social media account is something that no child should see. He is a total disaster.”

Although Morrow was elected with just more than 25,000 votes — 6,000 more than his one challenger, the incumbent chair James Dickey — Mackowiak said he and others would consider leaving the county party altogether to form a new Republican organization if they could not remove Morrow from office.

“I will not rest until we remove him as chairman," Mackowiak told the Tribune. "He’s going to be an absolute embarrassment to the party. And if we fail in these efforts, we will start an alternate organization.”

Even as Mackowiak attempts to unseat Morrow, Morrow has called Mackowiak’s own conservative credentials into question, especially because of recent tweets from Mackowiak that included the hashtag #NeverTrump.

“I don’t even think Mackowiak is going to support the Republican nominee, who is probably going to be Trump,” Morrow said. “What kind of traitor to the party is Matt Mackowiak? The incredible amount of damage someone like him does to the party — and he’s a douchebag.”

Morrow, who’s also tweeted that Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida is “very likely a gayman who got married,” said he supports the brand of Republican politics he most closely associates with Donald Trump and Sen. Ted Cruz.
 
Whilst people are concentrating on his Tweets and Facebook stuff, it must be noted that he gave a disturbing insight into his warped mind on this very forum.

From memory: he was obsessed with prostitutes, strippers (a favourite pastime), LBJ and other daft stuff. He was unemployed, rich and played at being a stock-market guy.
Behind his desk he had a huge bookcase full of conspiracy theory junk.
He was interviewed on his local TV wotsit.
He used to go around sticking nasty leaflets to lampposts.
And other weird things.

I'm disturbed that I remember this.
It's not my territory but I'm sure there are some juicys here that his local press might like.
 
For those unfamiliar with this cockwomble do a Forum Search.
He used to play here and waffle on about his idiotic conspiracy theories.
He's been interviewed on your tellies about his ...odd... obsession with JFK etc.
He's a rich chappy who occupies his time talking nonsense.

On that, thank you for letting me pay a brief visit to this weird area of the forum.
I've left bacon sandwiches under your pillows.

Ah! Thought the name seemed familiar but couldn't remember where I saw it before!

Here's some threads started by user "Robert Morrow" (so that is his real name I guess):

Do you think Chelsea Clinton is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell?

Did Hillary Clinton order the final FUBAR assault in the 1993 Waco Massacre?

The Jews Run the Ivy Leagues

ETA: Biddle or the Texas Tribune might be interested in reading that thread about the Jews.

Anti-semitic? Probably, in a sort of veiled way. He posts a link in the OP to a site that is clearly anti-Semitic as his source for the claim that "The Jews Run the Ivy Leagues".
 
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The video (2011) I was remembering is HERE.

In 2011 he placed a full paged Ad in a local paper asking for Strippers, prostitutes etc. who had had sex with Rick Perry to come forward.

He was also obsessed with the penis-size of Bill Clinton, LBJ and Bush.Snr.

He was very busy that year. Have fun looking at his stuff but bear in mind some of his posts are a tad sick.

ETA: The Ad was aimed at Men. Morrow was on a one-man crusade to prove that Rick Perry was Gay.
A Googly will show you the original Ad, complete with Star Wars font.
 
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I remember this guy. Wow......how did Travis County let this happen?
 
A few years back I used to chuckle at this sort of stuff with a warning to any remaining semi-normal Republicans that they should be careful "as ye sow, so shall ye reap" and all that. But as more and more of these bottom-feeders get elected in local positions, one or two of them filter up (slither up?) and you wind up with the Bachmanns and Cruzes of the world.

As these clowns get to within a few million votes of the nomination for the presidency, it worries me more than it amuses me.
 
I remember this guy. Wow......how did Travis County let this happen?

Scary indeed.

I thought that Robert Morrow had been banned here but I was wrong, so be careful.

Just a slightly interesting FTR for my own benefit:
My Spidey-Senses are tingling.
So if they are not lying to me I say, "Millicent Fenwick"
 
Dear Travis County, Texas -

Despite all the warnings you were given this would happen, Moron Morrow got elected and is now getting you down with his racist, vile, misogynist crazy-talk. And the whole world is looking at you aghast at the car-crash.

How do you feel now? Disappointed? Angry? Embarrassed? Ashamed? Well, now you know how the rest of America will feel if Trump or Cruz get to be President. It's not nice, is it.

So consider Morrow a vaccination. Get over him now by getting rid of him. Then you will know you can dump Trump and lose Cruz just as easily.

Over to you!
 
He is spending pretty much all of his time replying to almost every mention of his name on Twitter.

It's always been obvious that the guy has serious "issues".

Random selection of one: (NSFW)


Robert Morrow
‏@RobMorroLiberty
Porn idea: Barbara Bush with vibrating butt plug, stroking foot long dildo while German shepherd licks peanut butter off pussy. Thoughts?

@RobMorroLiberty

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