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The JREF Pantheon

Upchurch

Papa Funkosophy
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We have several gods we worship here on the JREF board: Ed, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Great Taco In The Sky, etc.

But have you ever noticed that we don't have an anthropomorphic representation of the profane?

I'd like to nominate Evil Zombie Hitler for the position who, among other things, wants to steal your property in order to complete his Post-Final Solution. I also believe that he eats pizza, is pro-pirate, and doesn't like Ed at all.
 
Upchurch said:
We have several gods we worship here on the JREF board: Ed, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Great Taco In The Sky, etc.

But have you ever noticed that we don't have an anthropomorphic representation of the profane?

I'd like to nominate Evil Zombie Hitler for the position who, among other things, wants to steal your property in order to complete his Post-Final Solution. I also believe that he eats pizza, is pro-pirate, and doesn't like Ed at all.
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How is Ed not anthropomorphic?
 
Upchurch said:
We have several gods we worship here on the JREF board: Ed, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Great Taco In The Sky, etc.

But have you ever noticed that we don't have an anthropomorphic representation of the profane?
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You obviously never visited FC when the Church of Freakshow was in it's glory.

K-mo? Bluess? Let's hop up to STL, kidnap this heathen, and feed him some choice tidbits from the fishbowl. . .

Genesius I
Pope of Freakshow
 
Upchurch said:
I'd like to nominate Evil Zombie Hitler for the position who, among other things, wants to steal your property in order to complete his Post-Final Solution. I also believe that he eats pizza, is pro-pirate, and doesn't like Ed at all.
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May I suggest "Abraham Hitler" from the Evil Josh and Billy cartoons on Keenspot?

He's got laser eyes.
 
I don't think we need a god of evil. We have demon-possessed zombie stooges that fulfill the same place in the collective consciousness. For example, the spirit of bent spoons has possessed Uri Geller, and demons force Sylvia Browne to chase helpless grieving relatives.
 
So many heathens, so little time .....

Upchurch, you are invited (and if you don't appear K-Mortis will 'persuade' you using some very interesting power tools) to attend a service at the Church of Freakshow. We believe in a number of things, but you can't possibly understand them until you have some 'refreshments'.
 
**** straight!

You want an "anthropomorphic representation of the profane"? Come to one of our services and partake of the "refreshments" and you'll see anthropomorphic representations of things that would make H.P. Lovecraft's hair turn white!

And if that's not bad enough, just slip kmortis a few barrels of Jack Daniels and watch a 30 foot tall biomechanoid slip on an Elvis wig and jumpsuit and belt out "Blue Suede Shoes"!
 
/me walks in wearing a pompadore wig AND NOTHING ELSE

Well, its one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
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Uhh, c'mon Uppy, c'mon ov'r to the Church of His Laudy Laud Freakshow. Hot damn tamales, baby, we gots the Fishbowl uh goodies, and as many acolytes you c'n crunch.
 
I'd be over there more, but dragons are notoriously lazy, y'know, and they kept wanting me to barbecue this, barbecue that, all while trying not to singe K-mo a little more....

:dragon:*****

Heh... that WAS a nice pompodore...
 
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