The Great Beatles Conspiracy

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It never fails to amaze me that one of the greatest conspiracies took place in front of the whole world and continues to take place for decades and few have noticed, despite the evidence.

Through inductive logic and trying to find every piece of evidence I can in every place it may or may not be, I have pieced together the story...



The Beatles were the highest grossing band of all time when they stormed the music scene in the 1960’s, and with such money and power the record companies could not afford to let a good thing go, even if a member of the band died.

Unfortunately, during tragedy struck when one night band member Paul McCartney was out to dinner with a meter maid he met named Rita. After he got the bill and Rita Paid it, he took her home and nearly made it. But he didn’t make it. He blew his mind out in a car. He hadn’t noticed that the lights had changed. A crowed of people stood and stared. They’d seen his face before.

Needless to say this threw the surviving Beatles for a loop. They were already almost finished with Rubber Soul and did not want to give up the gig which had gotten them so far. They secretly put Paul in a coffin and carried that weight; carried that weight a long time. To them, he was the Walrus, a Norse symbol of death. They came together, over him, and knew what they had to do.

They immediately began searching for a replacement.

Finally they found the one and only Billy Sheers. Billy Sheers was able to take on Paul’s identity. He had a very similar voice and with coaching and a beard to cover the differences in his face, he was able to slip by with a little help from his friends. It helped that the Beatles stopped playing live events.


Sheers continued to play with the Beatles and they got so cocky that they even started putting clues in their songs and all over their albums. After they broke up, they did not want to damage their credibility. Although the band was through, they all realized they had lucrative solo careers. Sheers continued to live under the name “Paul McCartney” and played with his band “Wings” and then solo, having several more hits. Then he stopped eating animal products and eventually married and divorced a one-legged woman.

And few even took notice…
 
Is that why Heather is divorcing him, eh? And did he have Linda killed because she found out the truth?
 
Paul was supposed to be the one who died?

Wait, what? he's still alive, he played at live 8
 
And in the end, he came in through the bathroom window with Polythene Pam, how could you laugh, when you know he's down?
 
I must say, even though I despise conspiracy theories, I always enjoyed that one. It's nonsense but it's one cool CT. :D

ETA: I remember in highschool my best friend, who is a Beatles aficionado, believed in it very much and studied it in great detail. I'm not a Beatles fan per say so I didn't care one way or the other but I enjoyed watching him get into this frenzy. Of course this lasted a year or so and he grew out of it.

Maybe the same thing will happen with the Twoofers, at least the adolescent ones. The ones who are 30 + I don't have much hope for.
 
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I was a huge Beatles fan at the time the rumor started circulating, and I was quite young I should add. I worried about Paul being dead for a good long time! It seemd so unbelieveable that they could create a second Paul somehow who looked and sounded exactly like the first yet I wondered still. They had stopped touring and it seemed they were always in seclusion somwhere.

But then Life magazine tracked him down at his farm and took a bunch of pictures and somehow managed to convince me he was still alive but deep in my heart there is still this tiny doubt:D, very, very tiny, but once you buy into a theory like that you are scarred for life I guess.
 
"Paul is dead" is my favorite example of a conspiracy theory which a lot of people took seriously and for which mountains of "evidence" have been produced despite being totally kooky.
 

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