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The Flat Earth Conspiracy

B-Man

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Hey just for a change, let's do something other than terrorists & supposedly ficticious airliners & government conspiracies.

Well okay, it's still a government conspiracy - The Flat Earth Society.
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum//index.php

Looks like some people really believe that the Earth is flat and the public are being lied to that it's spherical. The air & water is held on the flat plate by the huge ice walls that surround the Earth, and the north pole is the centre of the plate. The entire edge of the plate is the south pole.
The Sun is much much smaller than we're told, and it moves around above the plate in circles to make day & night and the seasons.
We can't see all the way across the plate because of the dirty atmosphere.

It's a ripper, isn't it?
 
So why do you see a ships mast over the 'horizon' before the hull?

huh? huh?
 
When I flew to Japan last summer, they told me not to look outside of the plane. There was an ice wall, thick as could be. I couldn't believe my eyes, nor can I fathom the stupidity required to believe this theory.
 
zeppy_gorrila said:
When I flew to Japan last summer, they told me not to look outside of the plane. There was an ice wall, thick as could be. I couldn't believe my eyes, nor can I fathom the stupidity required to believe this theory.
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I was totally convinced of this theory, when I was -ummm-eh- three.
Wait, maybe I was even four. LMAO
 
Q: Why is NASA’s space shuttle runway curved?

A: It was specially constructed by NASA to be so. After all NASA are at the heart of the conspiracy
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I believe that is supposed to read "NASA am at..."
 
Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.
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:jaw-dropp
 
One word...I mean one name - ERATOSTHENES

ETA - Flat earthers must have flat heads with no brains...
 
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Wow, you really are in the league of killtown to believe this.
Imagine it. Spending your life thinking this. Being dedicated to it.
 
flat eart is really the quintessential conspiracy theory

there is no motive for hiding the fact that earth is flat

there is no benefit to peopel beleiving earth is round

every nation on the planet must be in on it


truly flat earth is a conspiracy simply for the sake of conspiracy

TK0001 said:
I believe that is supposed to read "NASA am at..."
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JimBenArm said:
No, it's "NASA be at..."
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Bizzarro NASA am at the heart!
 
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I think some major leage debunkers here have the talent to convince people that the earth indeed is flat.
 
einsteen said:
I think some major leage debunkers here have the talent to convince people that the earth indeed is flat.
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I doubt that.

But I'm sure there are plenty of woowoos who would be willing to believe it is flat if that provided an acceptable explanation for why they are such losers. :D
 
I read a book about it..it was by Thomas Friedman.

Didn't have much to do with geography though.
 
This is a horrible theory, considering that there is consistently some form of residents at the South Pole.
 
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