Below you will find an image of which there can be no question of its origin. It is a message for fans of the fastest man alive, the Flash, that he has returned. Which Flash? Jay Garrick? Barry Allen? That part isn't clear, nor is what the message is, but once again, it is no doubt obvious that at least one of them wishes to make his presence known. For this there is no doubt. Rejoice! Pick up that cherished "Terminal Velocity" graphic novel, or "Born to Run", or whichever Flash graphic novel you prefer, set up camp in my front lawn and recite passages as you feel closer to the Flash than you ever imagined possible. (Previous statement regarding setting up camp at my home only applies to female hotties.) Behold, in my slice of watermelon - by unknown or known reasons but still no doubt miracleous - the very likeness of the Flash's shield.
The Flash appeared in my watermelon!
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Bronze Dog
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*stares*
*snicker*
Are you sure you're safe from anti-pornography rules?
*snicker*
Are you sure you're safe from anti-pornography rules?Dear Flash devotees, I regret to inform you that a vandal has destroyed the watermelon. We believe the perpetrator used a knife, possibly a large one, and cut the watermelon into at least four sections before, gasp, eating it! The vandal has been found but no charges will be filed since, in this case, no crime was committed (the vandal, myself, was the purchaser of the watermelon).
DC never made an offer to purchase the entire watermelon nor solely the Flash shield watermelon slice Epiphany.
DC never made an offer to purchase the entire watermelon nor solely the Flash shield watermelon slice Epiphany.
pyewhackett
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Beckett said:
Damn! Before you could sell it at e-bay!
Karen.