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The Exodus Myth

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Prompted by "The End" thread, I thought I'd post some notes I'd been putting together about this story. I didn't want to derail that thread...

I’ve just been reading an excellent book entitled “The Bible Unearthed”, by Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silberman. For those of you who’ve not yet read it, I can recommend it highly, for anyone interested in the truth about archaeology and the Biblical stories. I won’t spoil it for you, by giving away the “plot” – at least for the moment. 

There is one train of thought not covered in the book, and I’d like to solicit your comments, please.

As you can see from the title, it concerns the story of the Exodus. The story of how in the Late Bronze Age, a very, very large bunch of slaves escaped from Egypt, and won for themselves a “new” land in Canaan by “genociding” (Exodus 23:23 “..blot them out…”) the local inhabitants. The favourite date for this being in the mid-1200’s BCE. An alternate date is in the mid-1400s BCE. It all depends on how you cherry-pick the dates. 

There are of course, many major inconsistencies in the story – here are just some:

1) Four hundred odd years in Egyptian captivity, and nothing written about them by their captors? Egyptians – the consummate graffiti artists – the people who couldn’t stop writing all over any walls available? However, as you can find in Wikipedia’s article on the History of Egypt, there are records so detailed as to describe the escape of a couple of minor convicts from Egyptian territory. Interesting, huh? Additionally, it has been stated to me, that the Egyptians never recorded a defeat, so they wouldn’t have carved their walls to show that a huge number of slaves had fled the country, especially unpunished. Frankly, that’s nonsense – at Kadesh in Syria, Ramesses II bumped into Hatusilis III, the Hittite King, and fought a major battle. It seems that for the Egyptians this battle was at best a draw, but that didn’t stop Ramesses writing up his version as a great victory. It quite easy to put an Egyptian slant on the story of the end of the captivity – how the uppity slaves started causing problems, so many of them were killed, and the remainder forced into the wilderness to perish, for example.

2) The fifth plague mentions that all of Egypt’s livestock were killed by pestilence. So how come Pharaoh chases after the Israelites in horse-drawn chariots?

3) 40 years in the desert and not a single trace, not even in Kadesh-Barnea where they apparently stayed for a good deal of time.
Deuteronomy 1:46, ”So you remained at Kadesh many days, the days that you remained there”.
Deuteronomy 2:14 And the space in which we came from Kadeshbarnea, until we were come over the brook Zered, was thirty and eight years; until all the generation of the men of war were wasted out from among the host, as the LORD sware unto them.
This site has, naturally, been identified by archaeologists as Ein-el Qudeirat and extensively excavated without finding any traces of them.

4) The Israelites clashing with peoples/rulers that didn’t exist at the time – Arad & Edom for example, and destroying cities that were there in the Middle Bronze Age and Early Iron Age, but in the Middle Bronze – alas…. (Jericho, Ai, Heshbon and the Gibeonite towns to name but a few). Under the circumstances, even the Girl Guides could have conquered Canaan! 

5) And, all of this supposedly happening during the reign of Pharaoh Ramesses II (ca. 1279-1213), one of the most powerful rulers that Egypt ever had, and ruler of the strongest superpower of the era. This was apparently managed in spite of the dreadful series of plagues inflicted by Moses & Aaron, and the loss of what must have been a major part of their workforce, that would have destroyed any kingdom – oh, and Egypt ruled all of Canaan at the same time, as well.

6) Psalm 136 states that “Pharaoh” and his army were destroyed when Moses switched the taps back on again. However, Ramesses II lived to a ripe old age, and his mummy has been found.

7) If we take the earlier date, by the way, it doesn’t get any better. This would have been during the reign of Thutmose III (ca. 1479-1425), who was called the “Napoleon of Egypt”, who is consistently regarded as one of Egypt's greatest Warrior Pharaohs and who had changed his country into an internationally respected Superpower in the Ancient World. Oh – and his mummy has also been found.

8) Pharaohs are introduced into the story, but without names. That makes me extremely suspicious – I suspect that’s because the reported events apparently happened in the 13th century BCE, but weren’t written until the 8th BCE, so by then nobody could remember who was who.

9)If Rameses II was the Pharaoh of the Exodus, then as soon as the Israelites invaded Canaan they would have clashed with Egypt again – Canaan was under Egyptian rule for most of this period – and clearly something would have been written down. Many requests from subject cities to Pharaoh for help in local disputes have been discovered, but not a single plea for assistance in repelling a huge invasion.
What happened with the Walls of Jericho, then…. In the 30’s, it was being claimed that the evidence confirmed what was written on the Book of Joshua. Then, along came a British archaeologist, Kathleen Kenyon, who redated the ruins (using Mycaenaen pottery), proving that the devastation happened no later than 1300BC, and “them walls came a’tumbling down” at least 70 years before the Israelites reportedly came out of the desert.
How about other cities that were supposedly destroyed? The Israelites were apparently attacked by the Canaanite king of Arad on the road to Atharim. Arad existed in the early Bronze-Age, approximately between 3500 and 2200BC, after which it was deserted until an Iron-Age fort was built around 1150 BC.
The Hebrews made war against the cities of Heshbon and Edom, in the Biblical story, but neither of these existed at the time. Easy victories, then?


However, in this thread I’d like to explore something else. 

The misogynistic Bible tells us that lining up for the start of the race across the desert there were “about 600,000 men on foot, besides women and children” - Exodus 12:37. Now it might be assumed that there would have been about the same number of women, only the bad guy, “Pharaoh”, had ordered that all Hebrew male infants were to be killed. The Bible does mention that some Hebrew midwives were able to save some boys, but it seems realistic to assume that many were killed in the years leading up to the Exodus. “Men on foot” suggests that there were some old men (and women, of course!) who couldn’t walk, and would be need to be carried in carts and wagons.

Let’s now have a look at what sort of population we might expect. In modern times, countries with a population percentage of ages 1-14 of 30%+, and 75 and over of less than 6% are classed as developing countries (young population), with a mainly agricultural workforce. Population pyramids displaying the equivalent age ranges of under 30% and over 6% are aging populations, typically developed countries with adequate health services. (Wikipedia, Population pyramids)

Now clearly, we can’t use these figures as anything other than a guide. I’d suspect that in a slave population you’d find far few older folks, and possibly fewer than 30% kids, due to higher infant mortality, and the Egyptian policy mentioned above.

However, throwing rounded numbers into the pot – 600,000 adult men; 800,000 women & oldies and maybe 600,000 kids gives us about 2 million. Just how 2 million people crossed Sinai without leaving a trace, of course, is totally incomprehensible. Modern archaeology can find traces of the campsites of small groups of nomads. Imagine how much waste of all sorts 2 million people would leave behind them. If you’ve ever seen the state of the arena following an open-air Pop Concert, you’ll know the sort of thing I mean.

According to the CIA World Factbook the annual death rate average for the whole world is about 8.23 per 1,000. (Wikipedia, of course – Mortality Rate) I know, I know, who believes the CIA.  But from 2 million that means 16.5K people dying each year. However, that’s the average, including the West – if we take the mortality rate of the worst nation, Angola – 180.21 – that would mean some 360,000 deaths; each year; for 40 years! OK, so it would reduce every year, but you get the picture, I’m sure. We’re talking about turning the Sinai into a huge cemetery – but, of course, without leaving any trace at all. 

By the way - 2 million people, even marching ten abreast and allowing around a yard between ranks, would form a line something like 120 miles long, without accounting for livestock etc.

Now, I want us to go back in time…… Cue weird music, and squiggly lines on the screen….

The Bible tells us that the Israelites were in captivity for 430 years – Exodus 12:40. Now Joseph and his brothers – the “fathers” of the 12 tribes of Israel - lived there for a few years before they were enslaved, so let’s round that to 450 years. The “12 tribes of Israel” - the “Fathers”, their wives and porcupines (from Black Adder – “That’s concubines, Baldrick!”) and screaming kids, at this time numbered a mere 70 people – Exodus 1:5.

From www.reshafim.org.il/ad/egypt/people/index.html - the population of Egypt in the New Kingdom is estimated as starting at between 2 and 4 million, and rising to between 2.5 and 5 million. There’s also a possibly more accurate suggestion that it developed from around 2 million to 3 million during this period. There may have been about 5 million when the Romans took over, a long time later. And the estimated population growth rate is 0.1%, by the way.

So, let’s summarise for a moment:

Israel starts with 70 people.
450 years later there are about 2 million.
In the New Kingdom, the population of Egypt may have risen from 2 to 3 million.

Clearly, it looks like the Israelites made up the majority of the population. The population of the USA is about 300 million? Just imagine the effect on the country if 200 million all decided to leave together? Disastrous, huh?
Now I don’t know what the formulae are for the calculation of population growth, but simple arithmetic show us that for the Bible to be correct, the population must have increased by a factor of 28,571 (!) during that period. Is this reasonable? It certainly looks way, way over the top to me – even if the Israelite women were treated like battery hens.

The Exodus story is supposedly set in the 13th Century BCE. Finkelstein & Silberman mention that there were several settlement waves in the Canaan Highlands – where the Israelites lived:
Early Bronze 3500-2200 BCE First wave – ca. 100 settlements
Intermediate Bronze 2200-2000 BCE Crisis – most settlements deserted
Middle Bronze 2000-1550 BCE Second wave – about 220 sites
Late Bronze 1550-1150 BCE Crisis - only about 25 settlements
Iron Age 1 1150-800 BCE Third wave – about 250 sites.

I suppose I should mention here that in current archaeological theories (see F&S again) the Israelites were not invaders of Canaan but Canaanites themselves who gradually abandoned their towns and villages in the Late Bronze and Iron Transition age (roughly 1600 to 1200 B.C.E.) because of a prolonged period of drought that forced them to give up agriculture (“Land of milk & honey?”); shifting to a semi-nomadic life based on herding. They only resettled their old homes and founded new ones when an improved climate made this possible. By then, the Iron Age was in full swing.

However, it’s the third wave that we’ll look at right now – archaeology suggests that it represented about 45,000 people at the start of the 11th Century BCE. In fact, at the height of settlement in the highlands in the eighth century BCE there were around 500 sites and about 160,000 inhabitants.

So – in about 300 years the population rose from 45,000 to 160,000, and that’s a factor of 3.5. Using 450 years this converts to a factor of 5.25. Now, if you multiply the 70 initial Israelites by 5.25 you don’t even get 400 people, let alone 2 million! 

So – where did the 2 million come from?
And – perhaps more importantly, where did they go?

(Just like the questions about the Flood! :))

This story and all of its flaws, just reinforces my opinion that much of the OT part of the Bible was written to give an insignificant group of sheep and goat herders a glorious past that never happened, and that they certainly didn’t merit, for both political and religious reasons. Much of the destruction surrounding them that their scribes attributed to their heroic ancestors was in fact caused by others – the “Sea People” at around 1200 BCE probably being the main “culprits” – but that didn’t stop them weaving a “true” story out of a bunch of myths and lies. I recall an article in MAD magazine ages and ages ago – the story of David Crockett, subtitled, ”True stories from the legendary past”.

If this story (and other “historical” Biblical tales) is basically a bunch of lies, why should we believe ANY part of the Bible? Much of the Bible can be shot full of holes so easily, so why should we let it have any more influence than, for example, Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? All three are fiction, but at least Lord of the Rings & HP are better written with much better plotlines. 

So – what’s your take on the Exodus story?
 
There should be a giant midden where the Hebrews spent 38 years.. full of broken and discarded stuff.
Lots of places where the fireplaces/shelters were.
Lots of waste pits for human waste.
Ain't none of this there.
 
Masterful summary, Rincewind.

Not really because it completely ignores what Exodus is, preferring instead to overlay modern sensibilities on the document for no real reason.
 
Prompted by "The End" thread, I thought I'd post some notes I'd been putting together about this story. I didn't want to derail that thread...

I’ve just been reading an excellent book entitled “The Bible Unearthed”, by Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silberman. For those of you who’ve not yet read it, I can recommend it highly, for anyone interested in the truth about archaeology and the Biblical stories. I won’t spoil it for you, by giving away the “plot” – at least for the moment. 

There is one train of thought not covered in the book, and I’d like to solicit your comments, please.

As you can see from the title, it concerns the story of the Exodus. The story of how in the Late Bronze Age, a very, very large bunch of slaves escaped from Egypt, and won for themselves a “new” land in Canaan by “genociding” (Exodus 23:23 “..blot them out…”) the local inhabitants. The favourite date for this being in the mid-1200’s BCE. An alternate date is in the mid-1400s BCE. It all depends on how you cherry-pick the dates. 

There are of course, many major inconsistencies in the story – here are just some:

1) Four hundred odd years in Egyptian captivity, and nothing written about them by their captors? Egyptians – the consummate graffiti artists – the people who couldn’t stop writing all over any walls available? However, as you can find in Wikipedia’s article on the History of Egypt, there are records so detailed as to describe the escape of a couple of minor convicts from Egyptian territory. Interesting, huh? Additionally, it has been stated to me, that the Egyptians never recorded a defeat, so they wouldn’t have carved their walls to show that a huge number of slaves had fled the country, especially unpunished. Frankly, that’s nonsense – at Kadesh in Syria, Ramesses II bumped into Hatusilis III, the Hittite King, and fought a major battle. It seems that for the Egyptians this battle was at best a draw, but that didn’t stop Ramesses writing up his version as a great victory. It quite easy to put an Egyptian slant on the story of the end of the captivity – how the uppity slaves started causing problems, so many of them were killed, and the remainder forced into the wilderness to perish, for example.

2) The fifth plague mentions that all of Egypt’s livestock were killed by pestilence. So how come Pharaoh chases after the Israelites in horse-drawn chariots?

3) 40 years in the desert and not a single trace, not even in Kadesh-Barnea where they apparently stayed for a good deal of time.
Deuteronomy 1:46, ”So you remained at Kadesh many days, the days that you remained there”.
Deuteronomy 2:14 And the space in which we came from Kadeshbarnea, until we were come over the brook Zered, was thirty and eight years; until all the generation of the men of war were wasted out from among the host, as the LORD sware unto them.
This site has, naturally, been identified by archaeologists as Ein-el Qudeirat and extensively excavated without finding any traces of them.

4) The Israelites clashing with peoples/rulers that didn’t exist at the time – Arad & Edom for example, and destroying cities that were there in the Middle Bronze Age and Early Iron Age, but in the Middle Bronze – alas…. (Jericho, Ai, Heshbon and the Gibeonite towns to name but a few). Under the circumstances, even the Girl Guides could have conquered Canaan! 

5) And, all of this supposedly happening during the reign of Pharaoh Ramesses II (ca. 1279-1213), one of the most powerful rulers that Egypt ever had, and ruler of the strongest superpower of the era. This was apparently managed in spite of the dreadful series of plagues inflicted by Moses & Aaron, and the loss of what must have been a major part of their workforce, that would have destroyed any kingdom – oh, and Egypt ruled all of Canaan at the same time, as well.

6) Psalm 136 states that “Pharaoh” and his army were destroyed when Moses switched the taps back on again. However, Ramesses II lived to a ripe old age, and his mummy has been found.

7) If we take the earlier date, by the way, it doesn’t get any better. This would have been during the reign of Thutmose III (ca. 1479-1425), who was called the “Napoleon of Egypt”, who is consistently regarded as one of Egypt's greatest Warrior Pharaohs and who had changed his country into an internationally respected Superpower in the Ancient World. Oh – and his mummy has also been found.

8) Pharaohs are introduced into the story, but without names. That makes me extremely suspicious – I suspect that’s because the reported events apparently happened in the 13th century BCE, but weren’t written until the 8th BCE, so by then nobody could remember who was who.

9)If Rameses II was the Pharaoh of the Exodus, then as soon as the Israelites invaded Canaan they would have clashed with Egypt again – Canaan was under Egyptian rule for most of this period – and clearly something would have been written down. Many requests from subject cities to Pharaoh for help in local disputes have been discovered, but not a single plea for assistance in repelling a huge invasion.
What happened with the Walls of Jericho, then…. In the 30’s, it was being claimed that the evidence confirmed what was written on the Book of Joshua. Then, along came a British archaeologist, Kathleen Kenyon, who redated the ruins (using Mycaenaen pottery), proving that the devastation happened no later than 1300BC, and “them walls came a’tumbling down” at least 70 years before the Israelites reportedly came out of the desert.
How about other cities that were supposedly destroyed? The Israelites were apparently attacked by the Canaanite king of Arad on the road to Atharim. Arad existed in the early Bronze-Age, approximately between 3500 and 2200BC, after which it was deserted until an Iron-Age fort was built around 1150 BC.
The Hebrews made war against the cities of Heshbon and Edom, in the Biblical story, but neither of these existed at the time. Easy victories, then?


However, in this thread I’d like to explore something else. 

The misogynistic Bible tells us that lining up for the start of the race across the desert there were “about 600,000 men on foot, besides women and children” - Exodus 12:37. Now it might be assumed that there would have been about the same number of women, only the bad guy, “Pharaoh”, had ordered that all Hebrew male infants were to be killed. The Bible does mention that some Hebrew midwives were able to save some boys, but it seems realistic to assume that many were killed in the years leading up to the Exodus. “Men on foot” suggests that there were some old men (and women, of course!) who couldn’t walk, and would be need to be carried in carts and wagons.

Let’s now have a look at what sort of population we might expect. In modern times, countries with a population percentage of ages 1-14 of 30%+, and 75 and over of less than 6% are classed as developing countries (young population), with a mainly agricultural workforce. Population pyramids displaying the equivalent age ranges of under 30% and over 6% are aging populations, typically developed countries with adequate health services. (Wikipedia, Population pyramids)

Now clearly, we can’t use these figures as anything other than a guide. I’d suspect that in a slave population you’d find far few older folks, and possibly fewer than 30% kids, due to higher infant mortality, and the Egyptian policy mentioned above.

However, throwing rounded numbers into the pot – 600,000 adult men; 800,000 women & oldies and maybe 600,000 kids gives us about 2 million. Just how 2 million people crossed Sinai without leaving a trace, of course, is totally incomprehensible. Modern archaeology can find traces of the campsites of small groups of nomads. Imagine how much waste of all sorts 2 million people would leave behind them. If you’ve ever seen the state of the arena following an open-air Pop Concert, you’ll know the sort of thing I mean.

According to the CIA World Factbook the annual death rate average for the whole world is about 8.23 per 1,000. (Wikipedia, of course – Mortality Rate) I know, I know, who believes the CIA.  But from 2 million that means 16.5K people dying each year. However, that’s the average, including the West – if we take the mortality rate of the worst nation, Angola – 180.21 – that would mean some 360,000 deaths; each year; for 40 years! OK, so it would reduce every year, but you get the picture, I’m sure. We’re talking about turning the Sinai into a huge cemetery – but, of course, without leaving any trace at all. 

By the way - 2 million people, even marching ten abreast and allowing around a yard between ranks, would form a line something like 120 miles long, without accounting for livestock etc.

Now, I want us to go back in time…… Cue weird music, and squiggly lines on the screen….

The Bible tells us that the Israelites were in captivity for 430 years – Exodus 12:40. Now Joseph and his brothers – the “fathers” of the 12 tribes of Israel - lived there for a few years before they were enslaved, so let’s round that to 450 years. The “12 tribes of Israel” - the “Fathers”, their wives and porcupines (from Black Adder – “That’s concubines, Baldrick!”) and screaming kids, at this time numbered a mere 70 people – Exodus 1:5.

From www.reshafim.org.il/ad/egypt/people/index.html - the population of Egypt in the New Kingdom is estimated as starting at between 2 and 4 million, and rising to between 2.5 and 5 million. There’s also a possibly more accurate suggestion that it developed from around 2 million to 3 million during this period. There may have been about 5 million when the Romans took over, a long time later. And the estimated population growth rate is 0.1%, by the way.

So, let’s summarise for a moment:

Israel starts with 70 people.
450 years later there are about 2 million.
In the New Kingdom, the population of Egypt may have risen from 2 to 3 million.

Clearly, it looks like the Israelites made up the majority of the population. The population of the USA is about 300 million? Just imagine the effect on the country if 200 million all decided to leave together? Disastrous, huh?
Now I don’t know what the formulae are for the calculation of population growth, but simple arithmetic show us that for the Bible to be correct, the population must have increased by a factor of 28,571 (!) during that period. Is this reasonable? It certainly looks way, way over the top to me – even if the Israelite women were treated like battery hens.

The Exodus story is supposedly set in the 13th Century BCE. Finkelstein & Silberman mention that there were several settlement waves in the Canaan Highlands – where the Israelites lived:
Early Bronze 3500-2200 BCE First wave – ca. 100 settlements
Intermediate Bronze 2200-2000 BCE Crisis – most settlements deserted
Middle Bronze 2000-1550 BCE Second wave – about 220 sites
Late Bronze 1550-1150 BCE Crisis - only about 25 settlements
Iron Age 1 1150-800 BCE Third wave – about 250 sites.

I suppose I should mention here that in current archaeological theories (see F&S again) the Israelites were not invaders of Canaan but Canaanites themselves who gradually abandoned their towns and villages in the Late Bronze and Iron Transition age (roughly 1600 to 1200 B.C.E.) because of a prolonged period of drought that forced them to give up agriculture (“Land of milk & honey?”); shifting to a semi-nomadic life based on herding. They only resettled their old homes and founded new ones when an improved climate made this possible. By then, the Iron Age was in full swing.

However, it’s the third wave that we’ll look at right now – archaeology suggests that it represented about 45,000 people at the start of the 11th Century BCE. In fact, at the height of settlement in the highlands in the eighth century BCE there were around 500 sites and about 160,000 inhabitants.

So – in about 300 years the population rose from 45,000 to 160,000, and that’s a factor of 3.5. Using 450 years this converts to a factor of 5.25. Now, if you multiply the 70 initial Israelites by 5.25 you don’t even get 400 people, let alone 2 million! 

So – where did the 2 million come from?
And – perhaps more importantly, where did they go?

(Just like the questions about the Flood! :))

This story and all of its flaws, just reinforces my opinion that much of the OT part of the Bible was written to give an insignificant group of sheep and goat herders a glorious past that never happened, and that they certainly didn’t merit, for both political and religious reasons. Much of the destruction surrounding them that their scribes attributed to their heroic ancestors was in fact caused by others – the “Sea People” at around 1200 BCE probably being the main “culprits” – but that didn’t stop them weaving a “true” story out of a bunch of myths and lies. I recall an article in MAD magazine ages and ages ago – the story of David Crockett, subtitled, ”True stories from the legendary past”.

If this story (and other “historical” Biblical tales) is basically a bunch of lies, why should we believe ANY part of the Bible? Much of the Bible can be shot full of holes so easily, so why should we let it have any more influence than, for example, Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? All three are fiction, but at least Lord of the Rings & HP are better written with much better plotlines. 

So – what’s your take on the Exodus story?

Nommed.
 
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What is the book 1984 about. Pure fiction, grounded in a backdrop of reality to produce a cautionary tale. If that backdrop is unknown to you, it completely changes the context of what the author is trying to do.

Exodus is the same. It was not trying to create historical context, it was written to try and make sense of the plight of the Jews during the Babylonian exile. There is upwards of a 600 year gap between when the events of the Exodus where supposed to have happened and when the information was written down. We have a further gap of 900 years before the book is codified into the Bible. And then a gap of 1500 years in which some people decide Exodus is absolutely true because it is in the Bible.

We are not, and never were the intended audience for Exodus.
 
But we are the victims of those who, like Paul, feel it is the inerrant word of his god, and, we naysayers can be inflicted with all manner of tribulation because of our unbelief.
 
But we are the victims of those who, like Paul, feel it is the inerrant word of his god, and, we naysayers can be inflicted with all manner of tribulation because of our unbelief.

Let me know when your life really gets tough
 
Let me know when your life really gets tough
.
Do read some history.
Crusades.
Jihads.
Pogroms.
Witch hunts.
All inspired by that book of fables.
In much of today's world, the religious fanatics are constrained legally to yelling at us from the street corners.
In too much of today's world, the religious fanatics are -happily- murdering each other over the fantasies in their books of fables.
Watch the evening news.
 
I’ve just been reading an excellent book entitled “The Bible Unearthed”, by Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silberman. For those of you who’ve not yet read it, I can recommend it highly, for anyone interested in the truth about archaeology and the Biblical stories. I won’t spoil it for you, by giving away the “plot” – at least for the moment.

Excellent book and also these

By the way - 2 million people, even marching ten abreast and allowing around a yard between ranks, would form a line something like 120 miles long, without accounting for livestock etc.

Where did the SLAVES get live stock from? How did they manage to feed them in a desert? How did they manage to water them when the people themselves could not find water except supposedly by a miracle? How did they manage to keep them while running away from an entire army?

If as some say by miracles, and certainly the Bible states that too, then why the bloody hell didn’t YHWH just snap his fingers and have them all safe and sound sitting in their allotted bits of Canaanite lands without all that intervening claptrap of killing and plaguing and pillars of smoke and fire and getting lost for 40 years and wars of ethnic cleansing and genocide etc. etc.?

Also consider the bits in the story where Moses is supposed to have talked to all the Israelites. He must have invented TV and Loud Speakers, because I cannot see how one man can speak to 2 million people at the same time!



Now, I want us to go back in time…… Cue weird music, and squiggly lines on the screen….

The Bible tells us that the Israelites were in captivity for 430 years – Exodus 12:40. Now Joseph and his brothers – the “fathers” of the 12 tribes of Israel - lived there for a few years before they were enslaved, so let’s round that to 450 years. The “12 tribes of Israel” - the “Fathers”, their wives and porcupines (from Black Adder – “That’s concubines, Baldrick!”) and screaming kids, at this time numbered a mere 70 people – Exodus 1:5.

From www.reshafim.org.il/ad/egypt/people/index.html - the population of Egypt in the New Kingdom is estimated as starting at between 2 and 4 million, and rising to between 2.5 and 5 million. There’s also a possibly more accurate suggestion that it developed from around 2 million to 3 million during this period. There may have been about 5 million when the Romans took over, a long time later. And the estimated population growth rate is 0.1%, by the way.

So, let’s summarise for a moment:

Israel starts with 70 people.
450 years later there are about 2 million.
In the New Kingdom, the population of Egypt may have risen from 2 to 3 million.

Clearly, it looks like the Israelites made up the majority of the population. The population of the USA is about 300 million? Just imagine the effect on the country if 200 million all decided to leave together? Disastrous, huh?
Now I don’t know what the formulae are for the calculation of population growth, but simple arithmetic show us that for the Bible to be correct, the population must have increased by a factor of 28,571 (!) during that period. Is this reasonable? It certainly looks way, way over the top to me – even if the Israelite women were treated like battery hens.


Yes, and consider the inbreeding that is required if 70 people maintained their bloodlines pure by just marrying within the tribe for 470 years.

In no other context would otherwise sane people forget their common sense and natural healthy skepticism and accept implausible hogwash as possible except when it comes to the Bible.

Only because of the vitiating effect of the Bible on the brain can any sane person accept that Jews from around the world who lived on 3 continents thousands of years and have phenotypes varying from blond-blue-eyed whites to blacks can be by any definition a homogeneous autochthonous race descended from 12 brothers from 4 mothers, two of whom were sisters who in turn were first cousins to the father?

In fact it is actually even more preposterous because 10 of the tribes are supposed to have vanished and ALL Jews Sephardim /Ashkenazim / Falasha / Mizrahim etc. are supposed to be descended only from the two tribes of Judah and Benjamin (with a few Levites maybe).


If anyone tried to teach in schools and other halls of learning that Italians are REALLY a pure superior race of people who are descendents of Romulus and Remus he would be quickly fired.


This story and all of its flaws, just reinforces my opinion that much of the OT part of the Bible was written to give an insignificant group of sheep and goat herders a glorious past that never happened, and that they certainly didn’t merit, for both political and religious reasons. Much of the destruction surrounding them that their scribes attributed to their heroic ancestors was in fact caused by others – the “Sea People” at around 1200 BCE probably being the main “culprits” – but that didn’t stop them weaving a “true” story out of a bunch of myths and lies. I recall an article in MAD magazine ages and ages ago – the story of David Crockett, subtitled, ”True stories from the legendary past”.


In fact it is worse than this. It was not written for the consideration of the sheep herders to make them feel good.

It was written to legitimize the power takeover of a foreign Imperial expedition and to make the sheep herders accept them as their legitimate leaders and rulers and thus to keep them willingly tithing their sheep and cattle and doves and gold and services and wheat and wine and fruits and everything they produce and own to the “priestly” class who in turn give some of that wealth and resources to the Imperial powers back in Persia.


If this story (and other “historical” Biblical tales) is basically a bunch of lies,


It is… there is no ‘if’ about it.


why should we believe ANY part of the Bible?


We should not if we have an ounce of reasoning ability left after the years of bamboozling and hoodwinking and fleecing that we suffered since childhood by our society and culture which has had the same done to it for generation and centuries originally by threats of being riven asunder if they did not.

Read Leviticus and you will see who exactly all of this serves…. Really seriously … I advise you to read Leviticus… it is only 26 pages long… boring like hell, but extremely revelatory as to who exactly benefits from instilling the Bible as the demands of God.

But keeping to the book of Exodus, have a look at these verses below and tell me if this kind of thing is for the benefit of the sheep herders or is it for the benefit of the people who wrote these verses in order to more readily fleece the poor dullards?

Exodus 30:11-16 God running a protection racket
30:11 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
30:12 When thou takest the sum of the children of Israel after their number, then shall they give every man a ransom for his soul unto the LORD, when thou numberest them; that there be no plague among them, when thou numberest them.
30:13 This they shall give, every one that passeth among them that are numbered, half a shekel after the shekel of the sanctuary: (a shekel is twenty gerahs) an half shekel shall be the offering of the LORD.
30:14 Every one that passeth among them that are numbered, from twenty years old and above, shall give an offering unto the LORD.
30:15 The rich shall not give more, and the poor shall not give less than half a shekel, when they give an offering unto the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.
30:16 And thou shalt take the atonement money of the children of Israel, and shalt appoint it for the service of the tabernacle of the congregation; that it may be a memorial unto the children of Israel before the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.​


Much of the Bible can be shot full of holes so easily, so why should we let it have any more influence than, for example, Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? All three are fiction, but at least Lord of the Rings & HP are better written with much better plotlines.


Absolutely correct. It is high time the Bible is shelved where it belongs…. Mythology of The Bronze Age.

That the Bible continues to be regarded as anything other than benighted fairy tales and Religious Propaganda for the bamboozling of people to pacify them to be better Serfs serving the whims and pleasures of a class of ravenous poltroons aided and abetted by a class of effete coxcombical sycophants, is a testament to the Virulence of this Viral Propaganda.
 
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But we are the victims of those who, like Paul, feel it is the inerrant word of his god, and, we naysayers can be inflicted with all manner of tribulation because of our unbelief.

And that is the important part. The xtians do not want to admit that the entirety of their book is made up, they want it to be the word of god and important. It 's only importance is the crapload of evil brought into the world because of people refusing to see and understand it is not the word of god - just a bunch of people at different times making up/stealing from other cultures old stories and then claiming their god inspired every word written down. So, either he tried to fool them for a practical joke, or, so much more likely, there is no he. Just some primitives who made up some stuff and some idiots or evil persons who ran with it to make themselves important. Big *********** whoopee.
 
At least Cthulhu is more internally consistant - but we know that's fiction!!!!!
 
Exodus is the same. It was not trying to create historical context, it was written to try and make sense of the plight of the Jews during the Babylonian exile.


There, I fixed it a little to be more accurate.

The Bible was created as an instrument with which to bamboozle peasants and working people in order to legitimize a ruling cadre of people as ordained by god to exude goods and services out of the serfs willingly without too much resentment.

Tell me how these verses below make sense other than for the fleecing of the people. In what way would a Divine Protection Racket be for the good of the people

Exodus 30:11-16
30:11 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
30:12 When thou takest the sum of the children of Israel after their number, then shall they give every man a ransom for his soul unto the LORD, when thou numberest them; that there be no plague among them, when thou numberest them.
30:13 This they shall give, every one that passeth among them that are numbered, half a shekel after the shekel of the sanctuary: (a shekel is twenty gerahs) an half shekel shall be the offering of the LORD.
30:14 Every one that passeth among them that are numbered, from twenty years old and above, shall give an offering unto the LORD.
30:15 The rich shall not give more, and the poor shall not give less than half a shekel, when they give an offering unto the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.
30:16 And thou shalt take the atonement money of the children of Israel, and shalt appoint it for the service of the tabernacle of the congregation; that it may be a memorial unto the children of Israel before the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.​


We are not, and never were the intended audience for Exodus.

Yes we were not. It was intended as Propaganda to legitimize the rule of a foreign Imperial power over a peasant class.

And later another Imperial power saw in it a good precedent and thus utilized it for the very same purpose in Europe and Asia and Africa.

Later yet another lot of Imperialists saw in it a very effective and tried tool in bamboozling people and thus spread it like a virus into all their colonies on many continents.

Later some very clever and foresighted people decided their republic had no need for such vicious propaganda to create a just and equitable society where there is rule of the people by the people and thus no need for pacifying serfs in the service of kings and priests.

Unfortunately like everything human it eventually ends up being spoiled and vitiated by the machinations of dastards who want to control people. Thus the book became very useful again as the instrument of hoodwinking and huckstering and control for which it was designed so long ago.
 
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It was written to legitimize the power takeover of a foreign Imperial expedition and to make the sheep herders accept them as their legitimate leaders and rulers and thus to keep them willingly tithing their sheep and cattle and doves and gold and services and wheat and wine and fruits and everything they produce and own to the “priestly” class who in turn give some of that wealth and resources to the Imperial powers back in Persia.





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Read Leviticus (Numbers repeats this)and you will see who exactly all of this serves…. Really seriously … I advise you to read Leviticus… it is only 26 pages long… boring like hell, but extremely revelatory as to who exactly benefits from instilling the Bible as the demands of God.

But keeping to the book of Exodus, have a look at these verses below and tell me if this kind of thing is for the benefit of the sheep herders or is it for the benefit of the people who wrote these verses in order to more readily fleece the poor dullards?

Exodus 30:11-16 God running a protection racket
30:11 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
30:12 When thou takest the sum of the children of Israel after their number, then shall they give every man a ransom for his soul unto the LORD, when thou numberest them; that there be no plague among them, when thou numberest them.
30:13 This they shall give, every one that passeth among them that are numbered, half a shekel after the shekel of the sanctuary: (a shekel is twenty gerahs) an half shekel shall be the offering of the LORD.
30:14 Every one that passeth among them that are numbered, from twenty years old and above, shall give an offering unto the LORD.
30:15 The rich shall not give more, and the poor shall not give less than half a shekel, when they give an offering unto the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.
30:16 And thou shalt take the atonement money of the children of Israel, and shalt appoint it for the service of the tabernacle of the congregation; that it may be a memorial unto the children of Israel before the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.​
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Couple of mods... it's quite apparent the priests wrote the books, with all the "commandments" devoted to their own well-being, fancy vestments and properly equipped temples.
 
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it's quite apparent the priests wrote the books, with all the "commandments" devoted to their own well-being, fancy vestments and properly equipped temples.



Indeed!!!

And in fact those priests were foreign emissaries sent by a very clever Empreror to subjugate and pacify and administrate the area.

Europeans and their colonies today unquestioningly and wholeheartedly cherish the FOREIGN religion imposed upon their ancestors by the tip of a sword following the rapine, rape and plunder of their cultures.

Informed people (the rest still do not know) today would have no idea where Christianity came from or what is the REAL SORDID HISTORY of it all, had it not been for some honest people dedicated to the truth of history.

Had it been up to the church no one would know any better.

Unfortunately for the Canaanites who were subjugated to Judaism first under Jeremiah and Nehemiah and Zerubbabel and then later under the Hasmoneans there was no one to write the real history of things. But even within the Bible itself there are Telltale Testimonials To The Tall Tales©.

The Phoenician/Canaanite cultures were wiped out and vilified and all but utterly erased from the memories of even the Canaanites themselves.

Just like Europeans they were wholeheartedly hoodwinked by the Imperial Propaganda and today think their abusive exploitative Mafioso god actually exists and loves them and chose them over all people.

What they do not realize is that the chosen people where a cabal and cadre of MAGI PRIESTS in the service of Imperial Zoroastrian kings who devised the whole myth as a Propaganda to better subjugate the conquered people.

Why do you think the bit about the Magi in the Jesus tale was there when it was utterly and totally meaningless and contributes nothing to the story other than to prove that Jesus really loved gold and that he does not know how to design GPS systems effectively and that he is a coward who loves to see massacres of children?

It was to legitimize the myth of Jesus in the eyes of the Overlords of the religion.... the Magi Kings.



I call all this squalid debacle of the Abrahamic religions Darius’ Revenge and last laugh over Alexander’s revenge.
 
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