The Christian side-hug.

[Third Eye Open]

This is the most mindbogglingly ridiculous thing I've seen in a while, I just have to share!

Have any of you heard of this before? Christians only hugging from the side for fear of having sinful thoughts?

I wonder, do they do the side hug with same sex friends as well?

I was convinced that this was satire, but the tags in the video lead to a church that seems to be real from what I can tell. A prime example of Poe's law either way.

 

[Lucian]

This is the most mindbogglingly ridiculous thing I've seen in a while, I just have to share!

Have any of you heard of this before? Christians only hugging from the side for fear of having sinful thoughts?

I wonder, do they do the side hug with same sex friends as well?

I was convinced that this was satire, but the tags in the video lead to a church that seems to be real from what I can tell. A prime example of Poe's law either way.

Any same-sex hugging can lead to instant homosexuality and the end of civilization as we know it.

 

[Eyeron]

Like, what?

There are some things that you just gotta go

OY


at.

Blessed guacamole.

 

[kuroyume0161]

Christians are all for peace and love, just not hugging, kissing, sex, or any display of friendly, loving emotion towards another human being.

 

[CelticRose]

Lol wut?!

What will they think of next? I hugged lots of people when I was still going to church, and there was no "side hug" nonsense.

Btw, that was the worst rapping ever.

 

[geni]

This is the most mindbogglingly ridiculous thing I've seen in a while, I just have to share!

Christian rap? Hip hop?

WANT IT TO DIE.

 

[KingMerv00]

Dogs side hug people's legs all the time. I'm glad to know they aren't having impure thoughts when they do so.

 

[FSM]

I'm thinking about moving my privates to my side just to prey (pray) upon the innocence of the Christian side hug. Left side or right, do you think?

 

[jhunter1163]

Left, definitely. More right-handed people, you know.

Say you are standing facing the Christian. Being right-handed, he'll start to his right (your left) to apply the side-hug, and then bingo! Carnal thoughts! Impiety! Hellfire and damnation!

 

[FSM]

Thoughts?! Man I was figuring with the right sort of wardrobe adustments and quick hands I might be able to pull off actual intercourse.

 

[jhunter1163]

Doesn't matter. You'll cause him to lust in his heart, which is just as bad as the actual deed. He'll be on the Hellevator before he knows what hit him.

 

[shawmutt]

I'd like to side hug some people here...

/creepy

 

[shandyjan]

Very funny as theyre singing 'give me that christian side hug'...dance moves touching crotch??

 

[arthwollipot]

Thoughts?! Man I was figuring with the right sort of wardrobe adustments and quick hands I might be able to pull off actual intercourse.

I find that strangely arousing.

 

[grayman]

Christian rap? Hip hop?

WANT IT TO DIE.

Christian death metal.

 

[Blue Mountain]

A joke popular in my part of the world:

Q. Why don't Mennonites like kissing?

A. It might lead to dancing.

 

[grayman]

Why don't Baptists make love standing up?

They don't want folks to think they were dancing.

 

[JFrankA]

I'm all for the Christian side hug!

.....makes it real easy to cop a two boobie feel!!!!


Isn't the Christian side hug kinda like having anal sex so you remain a virgin????

 

[arthwollipot]

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite.

(say it out loud)

 

[Howie Felterbush]

The three great religious truths.

1: The Protestants don't recognize the Pope's authority
2: The Catholics don't recognize Martin Luther's statements
3: The Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store