The Beatles conspiracy!!

Azrael 5 said:
This has got to be the most ludicrous ever!! BEatles never existed! :D
http://www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com/botr/index.php

I haven't dared look into the forum lol

ETA Having looked it seems it's basically two people at most posting.
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That's some pretty wild stuff; I looked at their FAQ section, sure that the first question there would be "are you freakin' serious?"

Still, for my money, the most ludicrous CT of all time is that Stephen King shot John Lennon. One thing the author of that website never seemed to take into account is that King, at 6'4" (at that time, before his accident), was a good six inches taller than Chapman's 5'10"- a difference that surely someone would have noticed and pointed out.
 
threadworm said:
And verily it is written, that wherever shall be gathered a collection of morons, yea there shall be an Apollo Hoax thread:

http://www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com/botr/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=144

And the idiots that shall spake thereof shall know nothing of what they speak, yet this shall not prevent them from so doing.

Amen.

And so forth.
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From that thread:
I've always been of the mind that if the asteroid belt is indeed impossible for a human to survive passing through, and if indeed it would've taken a rocket ship much larger than could be imagined to propel itself that far into space, and much thicker and heavier in order to shield the astronauts against the radiation in space, then the moon landing we were shown did not happen.
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Yow- just so much pure wrong there. Even more so than CluesForum, this may be scraping the bottom of the CT barrel.
 
I thought I might torture myself for four or five minutes, so I checked out the "John Multiples" thread. Author compares Lennon photos from ~1960 - 1980. Author shows basic ignorance of photography, light and the effects of human aging on the features of the face. Author concludes (or begins with the conclusion) that there were several different "Johns", although strangely enough the one from 1964 is the same as the one from 1967. Author is an idiot, a schizophrenic, or is having us all on. Possibly all of the above.

That about does it for me. You guys and gals enjoy the rest of the delusional drivel freely available on that horrifyingly stupid site. :D
 
Idiots! Fancy thinking the Beatles never existed.

It's all a conspiracy to hide the truth about Paul McCartney's death just before Abbey Road was released!

IF28 indeed.
 
The beetles never existing means that Wings is the most important thing McCartney did. Horrifying thought.
 
turingtest said:
Still, for my money, the most ludicrous CT of all time is that Stephen King shot John Lennon. One thing the author of that website never seemed to take into account is that King, at 6'4" (at that time, before his accident), was a good six inches taller than Chapman's 5'10"- a difference that surely someone would have noticed and pointed out.
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The Stephen King guy's name is Lightfoot and he lives in my neck of the woods. For over 25 years he'd mastered the art of scamming his way into call-in radio talkshows pretending to be someone else, and then launch into his lunacy.

His website is hilarious:

http://lennonmurdertruth.com/

At some point in the mid-nineties he bought a brand new van and had it custom painted with "Lenon-Murder-Truth" and an address for his webpage. He seemed nice enough in person, but so was Ted Bundy. As far as I know he is the only human to believe his story.
 
Axxman300 said:
The Stephen King guy's name is Lightfoot and he lives in my neck of the woods. For over 25 years he'd mastered the art of scamming his way into call-in radio talkshows pretending to be someone else, and then launch into his lunacy.

His website is hilarious:

http://lennonmurdertruth.com/

At some point in the mid-nineties he bought a brand new van and had it custom painted with "Lenon-Murder-Truth" and an address for his webpage. He seemed nice enough in person, but so was Ted Bundy. As far as I know he is the only human to believe his story.
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CT-thinking distilled to its purest, most desirable form.
 
When I was in college, a buddy and I came up with the idea that there was no Elvis. Elvis was basically like Santa Claus. They were all impersonators.

Mojo Nixon's Elvis Is Everywhere sums it up. All of us together (sans Michael J Fox) made up Elvis.

If the internet had been around, we would have had a website.
 
arthwollipot said:
So who do they think wrote all those Beatles songs that I got off iTunes?
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As near as I can tell, it was someone named Theodor Adorno, at the behest of the
...British Psychological Warfare Division (Tavistock) specifications, and promoted in Britain by agencies which are controlled by British intelligence.
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[This is via Lyndon LaRouche, so...there's that]

Also:
Theodor W. Adorno (Tavistock Institute) was the brains behind the 'Beatles' as he held the rights to the music and eventually his estate sold those rights to Michael Jackson.

Adorno a classical musician wrote their music and it was all filtered down through Paul who could not read a note of music by the way...[additional sniping at John, George, and Ringo snipped]...Oh and as an aside, Paul ended up being Knighted, and you don't get Knighted unless you have done as you were told and made your masters proud.

The Beatles were introduced to the public as a means to spread youth culture which led to the spreading of the 'New Age' culture and this was all geared to setting up a nihilistic culture that is all to present today. It's called divide and conquer but this gets into a whole different 'Pandora's Box' if you will. Things are not what they seem.
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They did the same in the 19th century - satire of course

Napoleon never existed

It is therefore proven that the alleged hero of our century was only an allegorical character, all of whose attributes are borrowed from the sun. And consequently Napoleon Bonaparte, of whom people have said and written so many things, never even existed, and the error before which so many people have bowed their heads comes from a quiproquo - that is, they have taken the mythology of the 19th century for history.
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http://www.tektonics.org/lp/nappy.php
 
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