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TAM5 inside jokes

KingMerv00

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Here's a chance to post all of the inside jokes from TAM5. Don't be surprised if you don't understand 90% of this thread. After each joke, list one person who SHOULD understand. Let me get this started.

Holodeck = End of human civilization (Teek)

Ass juice - 3 for $11 (Moe)

Smart cards and cowardly evangelists (Delphi)
 
Easel monkeys (merv)

This one's not a joke: read your book yet, merv? Hmm?

You're not just a woman, but an experience and a way of life (Dr Buzzo). And yes folks, he really did say this to me. Several times.

The British are here! (you know who you are)
 
Que hermoso! (Puggy)

Are you trying to leave this party? YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS PARTY. (El Spectre)

How'd that Vicodin do you, Merv? (duh)
 
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Haha, you were So gonna pay that too, and be happy about it. Ha!
 
"... and then I stabbed him." (rebecca)
 
One of these days, when I get to your name, good and proper, I will give unto you the insult you really deserve! Yeah!!! (Marquis de Carabas)

I hope you didn't mind that awful shirt I wore at the party. My T-shirt with the Tux print was in the wash. (Rebecca)
 
Geiger counter.


(I kinda feel bad posting this. But I can't resist.)
 
I have that note and I transcribed it onto JLam's blog. I can do it here too, but not until tomorrow.

I needs sleeps.
 
'Is this an anecdote with a sample size of one? Because if it is, I'll let you continue while I put on my bored face.'

Yeah, I was being a prick. And I was drunk Still...he just wouldn't shut up! I guess it's better than being described as 'an infection of wonderful', though.

Oh, and...

'You are just a few words away from being the hottest girl I know.'

Dude, nice line, and it so nearly worked too.

Athon
 
Probably not all that much of an inside joke, but it involves the words

"There's a weasle chomping on my privates."

being interjected at points in conversations or situations where inadvertent humour may or may not be present.......
 
athon said:
'Is this an anecdote with a sample size of one? Because if it is, I'll let you continue while I put on my bored face.'
Click to expand...

That entire conversation was great. And I think that TAM is the only place you would hear a line that articulate at four in the morning.
 
Koi (parallel) parking......Kochanski

"...bringing tacky to a new level."......not sure who, but heard in the Titanic exhibit gift shop. A colouring book and metal Titanic pencil sharpener qualifies this statement and the Brits and Jeff would surely agree.

Ok, brain gone bye, bye, will attempt this again later.
 
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