Sylvia's predictions for 2004

[zakur]

These are sampling of the the predictions she made on the 12/31/2003 Montell Williams Show:

U.S. will "go to war" (whatever that means)
We will find out that Osama Bin Laden is dead.
John Kerry will get the Democratic nomination for president.
North Korea is "going to try to do something because they have the nuclear arms to do it"
Ben Affleck and J.Lo will never get married (although last year she predicted they would get married)
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher will not get married.
Julia Roberts' marriage will not last
Britney Spears will hook up with "an older guy...sort of like a Celine Dion"

A sampling of her economic forecasting:

WILLIAMS: Here, let's go to a more serious note. What about the economy? Everybody's been worried about the economy this last year.

Ms. BROWNE: The economy's picking up.

WILLIAMS: So what--what do we expect for this next year in the economy?

Ms. BROWNE: I don't think we're going to see a big, you know, blizzardy boom but we're certainly going to see that things get better. Housing's better...

WILLIAMS: Stock market?

Ms. BROWNE: No, no. Stock market, forget it. It roller coasters. But that's not the only thing that determines the economy.

WILLIAMS: All right, real estate.

Ms. BROWNE: Real estate is the--the best.

WILLIAMS: Unemployment?

Ms. BROWNE: Comes up.

WILLIAMS: What do you mean, comes up or goes down?

Ms. BROWNE: Goes down.

WILLIAMS: It goes down? So we'll see less unemployment?

Ms. BROWNE: Right.

WILLIAMS: We'll see more people employed this year?

Ms. BROWNE: Yes.

WILLIAMS: All right. How about taxes? The president keeps talking about cutting them.

Ms. BROWNE: We're going to see a tax break.

WILLIAMS: Really?

Ms. BROWNE: Yeah, we are.

She also says there will be a "big boom in cruise lines."

Some of her medical predictions for 2004 include:

There's going to be some kind of implant that's going to come for the pancreatic area that's going to just practically cure diabetes.

Lyme disease is going to be cured. It's an immune deficiency illness. It's going to be cured by high-protein diet, the same as fibromyalgia and all the rest of them.

On the topic of religion and spirituality, this one was a real doozy:

What about the pope this year?

Ms. BROWNE: He's going to die. He's going to die.

WILLIAMS: And what's...

Ms. BROWNE: I don't think you have to be too psychic to figure that out.

WILLIAMS: OK.

Ms. BROWNE: But I think within the next year or two we're going to have a black pope.

WILLIAMS: Really? So what, if the pope dies and they elect--OK, it's got to be that one.

Ms. BROWNE: Yeah, and then after that, they're going to have a triumvirate of popes, which is something they've never had before.

WILLIAMS: Three popes in the same office?

Ms. BROWNE: Three popes, yeah.

 

[Thug AMish]

aww not good ol' john paul II! I better tell my cousin who has lyme disease about this new high protein diet, though. Thanks, Dr. Syl!

 

[Darat]

I'd like to know if anyone has every seen her on this show? The reason I am asking is that she comes across so inarticulate and incoherent that I am wondering if the transcript aren't conveying everything?

From these it would seem as if she was just mumbling and rambling on and on, surely that can’t be what she appears like on the show?

Plus "Black Pope" and a " triumvirate of popes"!

 

[Hexxenhammer]

I'd like to know if anyone has every seen her on this show? The reason I am asking is that she comes across so inarticulate and incoherent that I am wondering if the transcript aren't conveying everything?

From these it would seem as if she was just mumbling and rambling on and on, surely that can’t be what she appears like on the show?

Plus "Black Pope" and a " triumvirate of popes"!

I've seen her on Montel and she is just as inarticulate as the transcripts make her seem to be. She talks in incomplete sentences that make little sense. Helps her get more hits because no one knows what she's talking about.

 

[headscratcher4]

Didn't the Sybils at Delphi speak in Jibberish?

When you speak in jibberish, a'la Sylvia, it is hard to be pinned down when you are wrong...she needs to think it through, because she is cear enough to be shown wrong on most of her predictions. In short, she should be more inarticulate, not less.

 

[Questioninggeller]

WILLIAMS: OK.

Ms. BROWNE: But I think within the next year or two we're going to have a black pope.

I'm pretty sure the Pope isn't black. I think there isn't three Popes. Maybe someone can call her "Church" and ask?