Stephen king attacked by shark

[Marduk]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/shark-spares-surfer-skin-teeth-141635401.html

Stephen King was taking an early morning surf near the village of Angourie in New South Wales when the shark swam up and lunged at him.

He quickly pulled his legs out of the water, saving them from major injury, and escaped with only minor puncture wounds.

His board fared less well, ending up with a large chunk out of one side and in two pieces.


Mr King said: "There was just a bang from the side and I went cartwheeling through the air, then there was this thrashing beside me.

"I'm probably the luckiest guy on two legs at the moment. Yeah, unbelievable," he added as he showed off his damaged board.

ha no, not that Stephen King, there's more than one yanno

 

[Gazpacho]

If only a shark would swallow this thread

 

[tyr_13]

The books the incident inspired will be published Monday, and the movie is in production.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Afterwords, the shark looked at him and said, "I'm just having the crappiest day!"

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The books the incident inspired will be published Monday, and the movie is in production.

And it will suck, like every other King adaptation.

 

[RandFan]

I wonder if that was worse than getting hit by a car.

 

[SpitfireIX]

And the shark told him, "I'm your number one fan."

 

[Marduk]

And the shark told him, "I'm your number one fan."

that's not what I heard.

I thought it was "we all float down here"

 

[Accidental Martyr]

The books the incident inspired will be published Monday, and the movie is in production.

But the location will be changed to Maine.

 

[slingblade]

But the location will be changed to Maine.

And yet, they will somehow end up in Colorado.

 

[bit_pattern]

He jumped the shark years ago,

 

[Ian Osborne]

He jumped the shark years ago,

 

[Didaktylos]

... shark dies from food poisoning.

 

[sarge]

And it will suck, like every other King adaptation.

Carrie. Carrie didn't suck in the way that most all his other adaptations sucked. King also did't appear in that one. Coincidence?

 

[gnome]

King didn't appear in "Lawnmower Man" and it decidedly sucked.

 

[Moon-Spinner]

I'm sure the REAL Stephen King will be inspired to write a new book, and I have no doubt that some unexplained evil entity will be possessing the shark!

At the end of the movie adaptation the audience will sit there and think "Wait, that's it? What about... oh, never mind..."

 

[Jono]

The books the incident inspired will be published Monday, and the movie is in production.

Lol!

 

[Jono]

Carrie. Carrie didn't suck in the way that most all his other adaptations sucked. King also did't appear in that one. Coincidence?

Did King appear in Misery? It might not have been the best adaptation, but the movie was well enough, same with "The Shining".

 

[Modified]

Did King appear in Misery? It might not have been the best adaptation, but the movie was well enough, same with "The Shining".

Why is The Dead Zone always forgotten? I think it's the best of them. No SK cameo if I'm not mistaken.

 

[gnome]

Did King appear in Misery? It might not have been the best adaptation, but the movie was well enough, same with "The Shining".

King did not appear in Misery so far as I recall.

"not the best adaptation"? To the contrary, I mark "Misery" as when Stephen King movies attained a higher level of quality.