Scientists create artificial DNA, NWO excited about new method to frame the innocent.

[Alareth]

So I was perusing my daily list of tech and science blogs and find an entry that leads me to this article about the creation of synthetic DNA.

Almost immediately in the blogs comment section the paranoia begins:

Do you people have any idea what this means?? Once this procedure becomes the norm, the government will use it to frame who ever they want in any criminal case. Can’t find the murderer of these two girls and have a frustrated public? Quick grab that guy and lets synthesis a match of his DNA then throw it all over the crime scene. This is scary.

Just wait till some of our favorite loons get word of this breakthrough. Because we all know that all new discoveries are retroactively applied to past events as if they have always existed and they will claim all DNA evidence was faked using this technique.

 

[TheDaver]

Do you people have any idea what this means?? Once this procedure becomes the norm, the government will use it to frame who ever they want in any criminal case. Can’t find the murderer of these two girls and have a frustrated public? Quick grab that guy and lets synthesis a match of his DNA then throw it all over the crime scene. This is scary.

Oh, that’s just hilarious!

Why go to the trouble of synthesizing someone’s DNA – which would involve obtaining a sample of it – when you could just plant the sample itself?

Honeslty, how STUPID can someone be, and still think he has it all figured out?

 

[WildCat]

You beat me to it TheDaver!

 

[Kthulhut Fhtagn]

I'd figure people would be more alarmed about how easy it is to obtain and recreate someone's finger-prints. Consider taking someone's beer after they finished drinking out of it compared to walking into a bar and politely asking for a hair or saliva sample.

 

[PhantomWolf]

I'd figure people would be more alarmed about how easy it is to obtain and recreate someone's finger-prints. Consider taking someone's beer after they finished drinking out of it compared to walking into a bar and politely asking for a hair or saliva sample.

Well these days that'd give you a DNA sample and fingerprints

 

[Furi]

Wouldn't it just be easier for the all powerful NWO to just fake the tests, to show that the evidence matched the chosen subjects. Why they would even need to when they can control our every act from space or HAARP or mobile phone signals.

 

[BenBurch]

PhantomWolf, yes, they can get DNA from epithelial cells in fingerprints now.

And you know, there have been machines that could assemble DNA sequences for YEARS now, but you have to know what to assemble.

 

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

Wouldn't it just be easier for the all powerful NWO to just fake the tests, to show that the evidence matched the chosen subjects. Why they would even need to when they can control our every act from space or HAARP or mobile phone signals.

It's easier to crack a program to always return true when it checks to see if it is registered than it is to decrypt and decode a synthetic serial number.

This would be in the same vein as: it's easier to bribe or black mail a security guard than to avoid guard dogs, hop a fence, and pick a lock.

But of course the more convoluted and prone to massive failure, the more mysteriously the NWO is involved. After all, they're so all-powerful they can create synthetic DNA... What's to stop them from running the world through a shadowy organization!

 

[timhau]

Wouldn't it just be easier for the all powerful NWO to just fake the tests, to show that the evidence matched the chosen subjects. Why they would even need to when they can control our every act from space or HAARP or mobile phone signals.

Someone hasn't read Chapter 1 of The Handbook of Evil. Just because it's simpler and more effective, doesn't mean it's the way we do it.

 

[Furi]

Someone hasn't read Chapter 1 of The Handbook of Evil. Just because it's simpler and more effective, doesn't mean it's the way we do it.

*Spang* of course it was Hi explosives backed up with Thermite, with a micro nuke, EMP generator, whilst a simultaneous strike with holgraphic planes fired real missles at the same time that the hurricane powered exotic energy device fires from space, whilst real time advanced CGI feed straight into everyones brain overwriting the data coming in from cameras etc

Look it wasn't my fault, It wasn't my decision to use ******** powerpoint to print the script, I wanted to use XL or Project, or even just notepad but nooo mangement cant handle XL so wanted PPT just cause the BBC script had a box moved to the front when you editted it, didn't mean you had to demote me to stealing socks to further our nefarious plans for 10 years

1 Steal odd socks from all over the world
2 ?
3 Profit

 

[Travis]

As part of my application for a grant to continue this research into synthetic DNA I would like to point out some of the potential benefits. These include:

1. Micro surgery
2. Complex tissue regeneration
3. Refined gene splicing
4. Framing enemies of the NWO
5. Increased understanding of Bio-Genesis
6. Testing the feasibility of Panspermia

 

[Ranb]

I guess they did not figure out that when we figure out how to fake a fingerprint or DNA, they will no longer be the cold hard evidence they used to be.

Ranb