Satan on E-Bay

[The GM]

With all of the Jesus sightings on fish sticks, cheese sandwiches, and frying pans, it's about time that the other side got its turn on the auction block.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7234407

 

[neutrino_cannon]

I don't get it. You take the wheat, cut it with a combine, grind the cr@p out of it, soak it, and then heat it to several hundred degrees, and it gets the face of Jesus on it. Similarly, you gill-net the fish, auto-gut it, shred it, bread it, freeze it, and then fry it, and soon our saviour is grinning happy as can be from the mutilated poggy!

And this one terrapin miraculously survives a hellish inferno, and the Prince of Darkness leaves his calling card?