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Rush Limbaugh to divorce.

Tmy

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He has only one true love in life............oxycotin!!!

Why is it that divorce is no big deal for the religious right, but homosexuality causes them to flip out and picket funerals? They are both sins and prohibited by the bible.
 
More specificly, "talent on loan from God" is preparing to divorce his third wife as he supports the party devoted to "family values."
 
I didn't know realize that previously fat (still idiotic) dolt was married.

Charlie (thinking of him is a form of birth control) Monoxide
 
Tmy said:

Why is it that divorce is no big deal for the religious right, but homosexuality causes them to flip out and picket funerals? They are both sins and prohibited by the bible.
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Nobody is proud of divorce, but fags are often proud of their faggotry.


If you divorce, it either means you can't keep a commitment, or you had poor judgement when you first chose your mate. Usually it's the later, as most divorcees will admit, and for which I personally can't forgive as much as the first. Neither of those make for attractive qualities in a person.


I make for many attractive qualities in a person, and I deny those women my essence, often during the act of love-making.

Peace-On-Earth.

OPE, POE, OEP......
 
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American said:



Nobody is proud of divorce, ...
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Uh, Schmuck, if only Rush Limbaugh had totally copied Donald Trump, then he could be proud of getting divorced.
 
American said:

I make for many attractive qualities in a person, and I deny those women my essence, often during the act of love-making.

Peace-On-Earth.

OPE, POE, OEP......
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Ok... best evidence ever that American is having us on... now he's parodying HIMSELF...

Obviously he can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
 
I guess the Conservatives are right. Let the gays get married, and there goes traditional marriage.
 
Does this now mean that the government can now use her testimony against him if they choose to press charges on how he acquired his "Hillbilly Heroin?"

Michael
 
Ok... best evidence ever that American is having us on...
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- Uh, of course he is. The lead character from "American Psycho" in his avatar? An extensive vocabulary and evidence of real wit? Every post he makes is over-the-top Landover Baptist-esque?

- He's a sockpuppet. Someone got bored is all. One of the reasons I don't post much on these forums... it's generally full of kids.
 
Sounded like a self-parody to me... I even picked up the Dr. Strangelove reference.
 
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Pretty cool.

I'm looking forward to watching the GDFM competition. Assuming I'm never in it.
 
Re: Re: Rush Limbaugh to divorce.

American said:



Nobody is proud of divorce, but fags are often proud of their faggotry.


If you divorce, it either means you can't keep a commitment, or you had poor judgement when you first chose your mate. Usually it's the later, as most divorcees will admit, and for which I personally can't forgive as much as the first. Neither of those make for attractive qualities in a person.


I make for many attractive qualities in a person, and I deny those women my essence, often during the act of love-making.

Peace-On-Earth.

OPE, POE, OEP......
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LOL! OK General Ripper...

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women...women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.
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Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women...women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.



I'd like to add: Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
 
Cain said

Randfan begins work on project, but remains "objective"....

RandFan is my dad. I'm proud that people who disagree with him respect him because he is objective. I notice that few people respect you and no one who disagrees with you respect you.

if shanek is a duchebag then you are moron. I guess you did not win this one.
 
Jack said:
Cain said

Randfan begins work on project, but remains "objective"....

RandFan is my dad. I'm proud that people who disagree with him respect him because he is objective. I notice that few people respect you and no one who disagrees with you respect you.

if shanek is a duchebag then you are moron. I guess you did not win this one.
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Honestly, if I had a second chance I would definitely edit that sentence. The word "but" has no place there!

Ahem, with regard to your post, as Randfan might say: I don't think you're being objective.
 
Jack said:
Cain said

Randfan begins work on project, but remains "objective"....

RandFan is my dad. I'm proud that people who disagree with him respect him because he is objective. I notice that few people respect you and no one who disagrees with you respect you.

if shanek is a duchebag then you are moron. I guess you did not win this one.
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Slow down there, little RandFan. I think you're being a shade quick on the trigger there. I don't think any offense was meant.

You are right about your dad, and you should be very proud of him. Tell him I personally expect to see him over at skepticalcommunity.com when his time is freed up, alternately kicking me in the butt and shaking my hand. :D
 
Jack said:
Cain said

Randfan begins work on project, but remains "objective"....

RandFan is my dad. I'm proud that people who disagree with him respect him because he is objective. I notice that few people respect you and no one who disagrees with you respect you.

if shanek is a duchebag then you are moron. I guess you did not win this one.
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Way to derail a thread Jr. You're a chip off the old block!
 
Actually gnome derailed the thread by paying American more attention than he sometimes deserves.
 
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