Peter Jenkins
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- Dec 17, 2001
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As an ex-theists myself, I have heard more than my far share of 'miracle' anecdotes (anyone familiar with a mormon testimony meeting will know what I mean) Sometimes, these are in the form of responses to prayer, sometimes just because the person is living 'close to the spirit'. Mostly these are quite mundane coincidences, but no one every credits coincidence, common sense or modern medicine when they can Praise The LORD.
I like to imagine the heavenly communications centre that handles all the incoming prayers
Angel 1: "Hey Jesus, we got a request from a guy in Oregon. In total pain, liver cancer. Doc's can't do anything and he wants to be cured."
Angel 2: "Hold that one big guy, we got a lady in Ethiopia here. Starving to death, needs enough energy to walk the next 2 miles to the relief centre."
Angel 3: "Wait, guy here in the UK just crashed his car, car's burst into flames and he wants us to save his wife and 3 kids from the inferno."
Jesus: "Sorry guys, I gotta do an urgent call - Got a guy here who's dropped his glasses in the water"
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I like to imagine the heavenly communications centre that handles all the incoming prayers
Angel 1: "Hey Jesus, we got a request from a guy in Oregon. In total pain, liver cancer. Doc's can't do anything and he wants to be cured."
Angel 2: "Hold that one big guy, we got a lady in Ethiopia here. Starving to death, needs enough energy to walk the next 2 miles to the relief centre."
Angel 3: "Wait, guy here in the UK just crashed his car, car's burst into flames and he wants us to save his wife and 3 kids from the inferno."
Jesus: "Sorry guys, I gotta do an urgent call - Got a guy here who's dropped his glasses in the water"
P