Pychic Nikki's Predictions, 2006!

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I get a monthly magazine with my subscription to the National Post, a magazine called Inside Entertainment. It's basically a celeb scandal sheet, but I thumb through it to see what's coming soon to theatres or DVD release.

Every month there's a horoscope page (natch) written by Psychic Nikki (check out that porn-star photo).

Her bio in the front of the mag reads:

PSYCHIC NIKKI Nikki has been a clairvoyant all of her life. Her nickname - Psychic to the Stars - is well earned. Her impressive roster of celebrity clients has included Tom Cruise, Shirley MacLaine, Cher, Matt Dillon, Roger Whittaker and Rod Stewart. In April 2001, Nikki predicted on radio that two planes would fly int New York's Twin Towers later that year. Her psychic skills are ranked in the top one percent of the world.
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She's been mentioned twice in the JREF commentary, and she's still up to her predictive ways.

Here are some of her predictions for '06: Assassination attempts on prez. Bush, Brit PM Blair and Condie Rice.

A kidnap attempt on the Bush twins, and William and Harry (prince Charles' lads).

People who will face health 'issues' include, Gerry Ford, Bill (mentioned twice) & Hill Clinton, VP Cheney, Ted Kennedy, Jay Leno, Dave Letterman, Nelson Mandela, Merv Griffin, Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Aretha Franklin, Luciano Pavarotti, Kirk Douglas (Michael & Catherine Zeta-Jones are predicted to split within two years), Tammy-Faye Messner, Olivia Newton-John and Loretta Lynn. Specifically, queen Elizabeth is supposed to fall and break bones, princess Anne should be 'careful' of horses, and Fergie of 'motor vehicles'.

Speaking of cars, she predicts that cars will be running on wine this year, as "gas prices hit all-time highs".

She predicts marriage for Bruce Willis, George Clooney and Paris Hilton (presumably in Utah?) and a pregnancy for Charlize Theron.

Disasters: A stronger hurricane season this year. Bigger and longer-lasting tornadoes (one "severely damaging a city in Kansas"). Tsunamis. Earthquakes for Charleston, SC, Memphis TN, and Toronto. A heatwave for North America, a "major" sandstorm for Arizona, a category-five storm for Miami in August, and a "great fire" for the Texas/Mexico border. A meteorite for the southeast US, wildfires for LA, and two planes crashing over Niagara Falls. Sharks in the Great Lakes, killer bee swarms in the US midwest, skunks passing some disease, and a "mystery disease will wipe out thousands of penguins"

Better pack yer bags, folks, scary stuff.

Her Hollywood roundup is pretty run-of-the-mill, I won't detail it now, as the lady works for an entertainment magazine. I'm guessing her 'predictions' on who's doing what movie are exactly that, and don't rely at all upon inside sources.

(ETA)Hopefully I'll remember this next year. I'll bump the thread and [sarcasm]we can all be amazed by her wondrous abilities![/sarcasm]
 
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http://www.psychicnikki.com/predictions.html#2004

Here are her predictions for 2005/2004. It says at the top 'predictions that have come true are in bold!' So that would be ... none of them. She made 200+ and not a single one came true. And these predictions included things like 'Paris Hilton will dye her hair dark' and 'Pope has to watch health'. Oh wait, maybe she just has an incompetant webmaster. :)
 
If you go to the link that says my clients and appearances, there's no mention of this supposed radio appearance where she predicts the WTC attack. Hmm, shouldn't that be top-of-the-list?

(ETA) All of her predictions can be found here.
 
HeyLeroy said:
(check out that porn-star photo)
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That porn star photo, for illustrative purposes:

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Byline: "Nikki is available for private consultations"

I am both saving up, and choking back 'in Uranus' astrology jokes...
 
hmmm, my memory is'nt the best, but I am sure I read somewhere that the famous prediction about the WTC was actually made on radio AFTER it happened.......Any body have any clues?
 
Hasn't every psychic predicted 9/11?! Chris Robinson Psychics Detective did,and also the July Terorist London attacks.With people like these the world is a safer place!
Well it would be if Police/Government agencies took them seriously,which they would had they actually predicted anything!!
 
My favourite Pyschic Nikki quote;

"An avalanche in Switzerland"

if there is NOT an avalanche in Switzerland in 2006 I'll pay nikki $1million myself!
 
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http://www.psychicnikki.com/predictions.html#2004

Here are her predictions for 2005/2004. It says at the top 'predictions that have come true are in bold!' So that would be ... none of them. She made 200+ and not a single one came true. And these predictions included things like 'Paris Hilton will dye her hair dark' and 'Pope has to watch health'. Oh wait, maybe she just has an incompetant webmaster. :)
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Perhaps someone should take a snapshot of that page and compare it to the same page later to see if anything on the list changes to match actual events. I can't imagine why a psychic would be so sloppy as to let the misses show. Especially so many. She is either saying, "I'm especially bad at making predictions" or "I'm especially bad at covering my tracks." Well, both, actually.
 
Wow, did you see her list of celebrities that were supposed to die this year??? She even lists Gerald Ford twice! Arnold Schwartsetc., Saddam, Ruben Studdard, Pavarotti, Cheney, Pamela Lee, Anna Nicole Smith, and tons more. I think the Pope and Johnny Carson were lucky guesses as they were over due anyway. I can see her list contains several people already beyond an average lifespan so she is smart enough to at least pick some that anyone might predict. Fidel Castro is due to die any day now, but Michael Jackson? Yes, they're both on the list. Amazing, just amazing.
 
Starthinker said:
Wow, did you see her list of celebrities that were supposed to die this year??? She even lists Gerald Ford twice! Arnold Schwartsetc., Saddam, Ruben Studdard, Pavarotti, Cheney, Pamela Lee, Anna Nicole Smith, and tons more. I think the Pope and Johnny Carson were lucky guesses as they were over due anyway. I can see her list contains several people already beyond an average lifespan so she is smart enough to at least pick some that anyone might predict. Fidel Castro is due to die any day now, but Michael Jackson? Yes, they're both on the list. Amazing, just amazing.
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I can't believe how incredibly bad her own predictions page makes her look. I guess you have to give her credit for keeping them up, but 2003, she had two predictions come true. Oh, and by the way, one of them was 'An Attack against Microsoft'. Hmmm... Like a virus? Wow. That's uncanny!
 
Yeah, I'm thinking that the only power she has is to be really badly wrong, even with hundreds of guesses. I'm sure I could do better just by guessing.
 
SpaceFluffer said:
Yeah, I'm thinking that the only power she has is to be really badly wrong, even with hundreds of guesses. I'm sure I could do better just by guessing.
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You know, that really wouldn't be a bad idea.. To start a thread with our predictions for 2006, and see how we did at the end of the year. I have a feeling most of us would do better than Psychic Nikki.
 
'Assassination attempts' on Bush, Blair and Rice are fairly safe bets, as just about every day someone is writing words to that effect on a bulletin board somewhere. Any of those scribblings could be taken as a 'hit'.
 
Sharks in the Great Lakes? Umm... I have read reports of sharks in brakish water, but can a shark survive in fresh water? Isn't there some physiological catastrophy that salt-water fish incur when exposed to fresh water? Does the St Lawrence run brakish very far above Quebec? It must be three hundred miles from Quebec to Lake Ontario, right?
 
HighRiser said:
Sharks in the Great Lakes? Umm... I have read reports of sharks in brakish water, but can a shark survive in fresh water? Isn't there some physiological catastrophy that salt-water fish incur when exposed to fresh water? Does the St Lawrence run brakish very far above Quebec? It must be three hundred miles from Quebec to Lake Ontario, right?
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Plenty of fresh water sharks around, we have them right here in Oz.

Read more about them here:
http://www.elasmo-research.org/education/topics/p_fw_rays.htm
 
Thanks twice, ASA, I'd never heard of a freshwater shark before. And osmoregulation was the physiological term I was searching for.

Next summer sailing on Lake Michigan I'll think of Bull Sharks and jump in for a dip... In spite of Nikki's predictions.
 
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