Psironic Karma is a reality

[juninho]

In light of Luciananarchy's assertion that she/he/it can experience Psironic Karma, a term which nobody else has ever heard of, I suggest that we should all divulge our own superpowers and a term to describe that power.

My superpower is;

Phyllomic Morphosis.

The ability to turn green leaves brown. A slow-acting power that usually works best around Autumn (Fall) time.

 

[Dragonrock]

I have the ability to disenhance my foliculic regions.





Also known as male pattern baldness.

 

[Correa Neto]

I have the power to make all money in my bank account disappear mysteriously, without a trace, defying the law of matter and energy conservation.

 

[Jeff Corey]

In light of Luciananarchy's assertion that she/he/it can experience Psironic Karma, a term which nobody else has ever heard of, I suggest that we should all divulge our own superpowers and a term to describe that power.

My superpower is;

Phyllomic Morphosis.

The ability to turn green leaves brown. A slow-acting power that usually works best around Autumn (Fall) time.

Hey, I can do that too, and I don't have to wait for fall. Just don't water the suckers.

 

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

I can crease my snork.

~~ Paul

 

[BNiles]

How about:
Rodentus Sniphoria
I can smell a rat.

 

[Prester John]

I'm Telepathetic

 

[Skeptical Greg]

I'm Physic.

 

[thaiboxerken]

I'm telekinetic, I just need a medium.. usually my muscles, skeletal structure and proper body mechanics to make it work. I also have to be in contact with the object that I'm manipulating with my telekinesis.

 

[thaiboxerken]

I'm Telepathetic

I knew you'd say that. I'm clairvoyant. Ahh the psirony.

 

[EdipisReks]

i am a mighty Geekatron. i have the ability to geek out to the extent that those sharing the room with me go into seizures.

 

[AlienX]

Sheesh if your going to bother having any special powers at least have more than one, the "real" special people always seem to bestowed with multiples.

AlienX

 

[Hexxenhammer]

I have the amazing power to predict the present. This power has limits, I must be present for the events I predict or have seen and/or heard them on some sort of media.

 

[case sensitive]

I can lie...

 

[Jimbo07]

I have the amazing power to predict the present.

Bah!

Although not 100%, I have the ability to predict the future with better than random results!

Here are a few:

- in 1 minute I will still be sitting in this chair
- at lunchtime I will have lunch
- You will read at least to the end of this sentence.
- The guy across the hall will leave when he feels his work for the day is done.
- etc.

 

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/necromancer.htm

j/k

 

[UrsulaV]

Given a few minutes, I can cause images to maaagically appear on a sheet of paper! I require a graphite bearing rod to channel my powers, however, and if you want it took look realistic, I'll need a photo.

 

[n11/n12]

Oh yeah? I'm telekenetic. Seriously.

I can move my hands, my fingers, my legs, and even my whole head with my mind. I can also do the same with foreign objects, I just have to be holding on to it. And it can't be too heavy, either.

 

[Starthinker]

I can transmit my thoughts to millions of people by hitting plastic squares arranged before me in a specific pattern. I can use this power to make people happy or make them really, really mad. But mostly I use this power to tell my mom what her grandkids are doing.

 

[R.A.F.]

I possess the ability to see through transparent objects...