Propphecy Seminar

[rustypouch]

I just recieved a flyer in the mail advertising the 2004 prophecy seminar, which is being held in Calgary on the 23rd of this month.

It sounds like a good time. The speaker will be Randy Barber, and the topics include Israel in prophecy, the battle of armageddon, the rapture, and the antichrist's greatest deception today, affecting you.

I won't be in town to go, but if anyone is interested I can give the address.

 

[Filippo Lippi]

I don't need the address as I have already foreseen the location. The spirit world tells me the spartan rooms are more than compensated by the complementary leisure facilities.

The canapes will be disappointing.

 

[iain]

the antichrist's greatest deception today, affecting you.

I know this one. When I'm drunk, the antichrist deceives me into believing that buying a large doner kebab with extra chilli sauce is a really good idea.

 

[Yahweh]

*Evil Atheist swoops in to drop a link*

TalkOrigins - Prophecy and Bible Accuracy

*Evil Atheist vanishes in wisp on smoke*

 

[c4ts]

Oh there's a place in Hell for scoffers. Hell! HELL! HELL! Are you scared of our beliefs now, disbeliever??? Join our religion and develop a fear of Hell so we can conquer it for you!!! Be afraid of imaginary places we're actually afraid of! Learn to fear a bunch of drug induced prophecy that says the world should have ended a thousand years ago! BECAUSE (there's a very slim chance that) IT'S ALL TRUE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Funkenstien]

Oh there's a place in Hell for scoffers. Hell! HELL! HELL! Are you scared of our beliefs now, disbeliever??? Join our religion and develop a fear of Hell so we can conquer it for you!!! Be afraid of imaginary places we're actually afraid of! Learn to fear a bunch of drug induced prophecy that says the world should have ended a thousand years ago! BECAUSE (there's a very slim chance that) IT'S ALL TRUE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Your words have convinced me. Where do I sign up for your religion?

 

[Some Friggin Guy]

And, lo, it shall come to pass that the world and all its kingdoms shall be ruled by a single king of tremendous power who shall unite all of mankind under the word of peace and truth. And this peace shall last through eternity, for none shall deny his supreme wisdom.

And, lo, the great unifier shall be THIS MAN!!!!

Okay, so this entire post was just an excuse to use this image again. I think it's funny.