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Post Your 2014 Predictions Here

Brown

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74. In late 2013, Brown will start a new thread for 2014 predictions.
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A HIT! Spot on, in fact!

My record for 2013 was not quite as remarkable as my record for 2012, but I still demonstrated prescience greater than many self-proclaimed "psychics," those wimps.

For 2014, I offer the following SERIOUS predictions for actual events that may or may not come to pass before 1 January 2015. Others may offer their serious predictions as well.

A tragedy with a drone will call the program into question.
Hillary Clinton will expressly deny that she is a lesbian.
It's the end of the line for a famous voice.
A great grief turns to white-hot anger.
New planets outside our solar system will continue to be discovered, but one will arouse extra-special interest.
A wealthy loudmouth suffers humiliation, and sues the person believed responsible for the embarrassment.
C.O.M. will make news, even though it may have been known about for years.
At least two prominent companies disappear.
A nap leads to serious consequences.
Look for new frontiers in adult entertainment.
One of the 2014 elections will be challenged, and the courts will get involved.
Scandal rocks the sporting world.
P.B. shuffles off.
 
Blackberry ceases
The gubmint announces a new dollar coin - featuring a past president?
An A list star is severely injured by an animal, possibly on-set.
The largest mass-casualty event of the year takes place in South America, mining accident?
8 more school shootings 0 new laws (too easy?)
Ted Cruz announces his homosexuality
 
20) Brazil will win the World Cup

21) BitCoin will be worthless

22) A member of the royal family will suffer a great calamity
 
Planet eX/ Nibiru will not destroy civilization in 2014.

I have successfully predicted this non-event every year since 1997, and I have never been mistaken these last 17 years. There has never been a single instance where Earth was destroyed by a rogue planet.

No zeta talker has the successful prediction rate I have. Feel free to check my record.
 
There shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment.

At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
 
I'm going for broke:

California has 2 large earthquakes over 6.5+ in magnitude between May 1st, and November 15.

Americans are going to freak out on January 1st when they try to make an appointment to see their doctor only to find out it might be a long time before they can get in.

Americans who did not sign up for Obamacare are going to have a fit when they discover the hit they'll take on their tax refund or penalty in 2014

Both of these will make for UGLIEST elections in US ever in November.
 
1. At least one fundamentalist Christian preacher based in southern USA will give a predicted date for the End of Days. The date will pass without incident.

2. An airliner with the colour red in its logo will crash, killing everyone on board

3. There will be a number of mass shootings in the USA. After each one, another "mass shooting" thread will be started at JREF. The anti-gun lobby will blame it on the guns, and will call for change to the gun laws. The pro-gun lobby will blame it on the shooters, reaffirm their 2nd amendment rights and claim that there is nothing wrong with the gun laws. No laws will change, and the words "from my cold dead hands" will appear somewhere in at least one of the threads. The killing will go on.

4. There will be a terrorist attack at the Winter Olympics in Sochi.

5. Fukushima will continue to spill millions of litres of radioactive water into the North-East Pacific.

6. The CO2 levels in the atmosphere will continue to rise, more of the polar icecaps will melt and another major rift will appear in the Antarctic ice sheet setting a huge island of ice to drift in the Southern Ocean.

7. Record high temperatures will be set all over the globe, more super-storms. Hurricanes, cyclones and typhoons of greater magnitude and violence than ever before will happen and some will go into places where they usually don't.

8. At least one child will be banned from a school as a result of a "zero tolerance policy". The anti-PC brigade will rail against it, the pro-PC brigade will try to justify it. No-one on either side of the debate will be swayed by the other side's arguments.
 
President Obama will announce an educational initiative funding special summer programs to help children focus and study harder in school. Fox News will immediately accuse him of building concentration camps.
 
There will be a number of bigfoot hoaxes which will not deter enthusiasts one iota. In related news, several ghost hunting reality shows will start hunting for bigfoot ghosts not realizing they're late on that curve as well.

Children will still be subjected to the Santa Claus Lie.

Obama will not be impeached.

Obama will be impeached.

The Chicago Baseball Cubs will still suck.

Undeterred by yet another bigfoot hoax, and typically uninformed, Bono will start the Save Our Squatch foundation. The Edge will buy more delay pedals. Larry Mullen Jr. will scratch his foot with a drumstick. They will release another recording which people will buy. Adam Clayton will become richer.

Ted Haggard and Franklin Graham will marry, Rev. Al Sharpton presiding, Michelle Bachmann as groomsman.

Some skeptics will be dicks, others not. No one will notice much.

Kelly Ripa will turn into an actual cartoon. No one will notice much.
 
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My 2013 prediction, which was a 100% hit, was that at some point in 2013, Anna Kendrick would go from nerd sexy to just plain sexy. My 2014 predictions follow:


1. The Presidential election will go to the Democrat with at least 296 electoral votes. New Jersey will go to the Democrat even if Chris Christie is on the Republican ticket.

2. The "How I Met Your Dad" pilot will not be picked up by CBS. TBS and Netflix will be seen as possible late saviors, but will not pick up the show. The pilot will leak onto the internet where it will be generally garner favorable reviews.

3. Beckett will get pregnant on Castle. Castle will at least mention naming the baby "Malcolm" or "River."

4. A reality TV contestant will commit suicide, another will be committed to a psychiatric facility, and a third and fourth will commit to each other in a prime time special.

5. Diet Pepsi will continue to taste about the same.

6. A tragedy will occur to someone somewhere. The letter A will be involved.

7. A gay person, legally married in one state, will die with no will and many valuable assets in a state that doesn't recognize same-sex marriage. The case will have resounding impact on states still refusing to recognize gay marriage.

8. The New York Giants will lose at least 3 games, but will lose none of them to an amateur or semi-professional team.

9. God will forgive sin, yet there will be no obvious proof of the same.

10. NASA will lock in a plan for a mission to Mars involving sending supplies, fuel and a return vehicle ahead to Mars and constructing a space-to-space vehicle in orbit. Almost no headway will be made on any of it in 2014.

Happy New Year!
 
My predictions are not original
1. The world will experience 31 December 2014 with this forum still running.
2. Major problems in the middle east.
3. Religious groups will make fools of themselves.
4. Some VIP will die.
5. Some VIP will make statements displaying an ignorance of science.
6. North Korea leader Kim Jong-un will make an announcement that shocks the world.

See this for my inspiration http://www.chicagonow.com/an-agnostic-in-wheaton/2013/12/psychic-james-kirk-walls-2014-predictions/

7. 1,000s killed due to a natural disaster.
 
1. Carlisle United will win the FA Cup.
2. Prediction 1 will fail.

50% isn't a bad hit rate.
 
God will condemn sinners to Hell, yet there will be no obvious proof of the same.

A fat Celebrity will lose weight.

A thin Celebrity will gain weight.

Miley Cyrus will "leak" a sex tape.

Billy-Ray Cyrus will have a come-back hit with: "Spanking Never Hurt Jesus"
 
A pandemic will wipe out 95% of the earths human population.
And a Kardashian will do something slutty
 
The pope will call for peace, and newspapers will report it as an astounding revelation.

North Korea's Kim Jong-Un will threaten the USA with nuclear annihilation.

A non-talented singer will win Grammys.

North Korea's Kim Jong-Un will threaten South Korea with nuclear annihilation.

MTV will introduce another reality show starring a bunch of trashy morons.

North Korea's Kim Jong-Un will do nothing about its threats.

The only money-making movies released will be those based on comic book characters, and Hollywood starts mining movie ideas through ever more obscure comic books.

North Korea's Kim Jong-Un will threaten his own government with nuclear annihilation.
 
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