shemp
a flimsy character...perfidious and despised
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I love this quote:
Well gee kid, that's because PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT COMPLETE GODDAMN FREAKING IDIOTS DON'T TRY TO JAM 24 PEOPLE INTO AN ELEVATOR!!! At least, I think that's why.
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A fire official in Columbus, Ohio, said Monday that 24 people were packed aboard an Ohio State University elevator Friday night before a student became pinned and was killed.
Andrew Polakowski, 18, died late Friday night. Investigators returned to the scene of the death Monday to determine what caused the elevator's doors to open in between floors.
Battalion chief Doug Smith estimated the crowd exceeded the elevator's weight capacity by up to 1,000 pounds.
Smith said nothing could be done to save 18-year-old Andrew Polakowski, a freshman from Erie, Pa.
Campus police said Polakowski was the last person to enter the elevator when it unexpectedly began to descend with the doors open.
He was pinned when he tried to get out.
I love this quote:
"Nobody ever thinks that somebody will die in an elevator," student Chaundrea Harris told Columbus TV station WCMH.
Well gee kid, that's because PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT COMPLETE GODDAMN FREAKING IDIOTS DON'T TRY TO JAM 24 PEOPLE INTO AN ELEVATOR!!! At least, I think that's why.

