'Please don't sleep with Israelis'

Why? Are Israelis just too incredibly sexy, and once you have sex with an Israeli, you are unable to work without daydreaming about it?
 
I dated a Jewish girl in college (not exactly Israeli, but the closest American equivalent). It didn't hurt my productivity any, but then, I didn't try converting her to anything.
 
About the same thing was done to the Chinese who helped to build the western railroads in the late 1800s.
 
Crossbow said:
About the same thing was done to the Chinese who helped to build the western railroads in the late 1800s.
Really? I didn't know that at all.

Well, its certainly a good thing that we had that stipulation, otherwise Asia might have had an impact on American culture. Now excuse me. I have to catch Samuri Jack while I eat some leftover General Tso's chicken.
 
>>>Israeli advocates of foreign workers - who come also from Thailand, the Philippines and Romania - say they are held by employers in nearly slave-like conditions, and their bosses frequently take their passports and refuse to pay them.>>>

Maybe Israel does qualify for the European Union after all.
 
From the article:

According to the document, male workers cannot come into contact with Israeli women - including prostitutes -

Including prostitutes ??? This is insane. What are they supposed to do ? Masturbate ? Do one another ?
 
El Greco said:
From the article:



Including prostitutes ??? This is insane. What are they supposed to do ? Masturbate ? Do one another ?

What if it's a male prostitute?

Your honor, I thought she was a man.
 
A few points:

1). It is a SPECIFIC israeli COMPANY, not the israeli government, that has this requirement. This is no more official government policy than, say, Wal-Mart's policies are official US government policy.

2). This certainly isn't common practice. With all probability, the reason this item is "news" in the first place is precisely due to the "man-bites-dog" character.

3). FWIW, most israelis who heard of this story surely consider it bizzare, as well.

4). As the story shows, while some israeli companies abuse foreign workers, other israelis are their advocates and are against these abuses.

I am not claiming this didn't happen, of course, or is good thing--just that it is hardly some sort of volkish government policy, but instead, a bizzare action by a private corporation that's opposed by most israelies.
 
First of all, I don't doubt Skeptic's comments that this isn't particularly common--or endorsed--within Israel.

That said, I think we'll see more of it. The rising non-Jewish population--Palestinian as well as East European, Indian, Chinese, etc.--is the subject of much discussion in Israel. Those who are most dead set on maintaining a Jewish majority feel threatened by changing demographics.
 
I wonder...would things go better for the Israelis if they would be a little more "friendly" with outside folks?
 
Cleon said:
First of all, I don't doubt Skeptic's comments that this isn't particularly common--or endorsed--within Israel.

That said, I think we'll see more of it. The rising non-Jewish population--Palestinian as well as East European, Indian, Chinese, etc.--is the subject of much discussion in Israel. Those who are most dead set on maintaining a Jewish majority feel threatened by changing demographics.
Something like this happened in Fiji. The Fijians were happy with democracy until the Indian population grew to a point where they took a majority position in the government...The result was a coup by army factions to restore indigenous fijian rule. There is a very real possibility of Israel going the same way if the majority are other than Jewish.... How does a junta with nuclear weapons in the middle east sound?
 
The Fool said:

How does a junta with nuclear weapons in the middle east sound?

Uh, there's already one dictator who definitely has nuclear weapons...Musharraf.
 
Correct me if I am wrong but marriages between foreign workers and natives are not that easy in the States. Is that right?

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Cleopatra said:
Correct me if I am wrong but marriages between foreign workers and natives are not that easy in the States. Is that right?

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No. No restrictions on marrying a furriner that I am aware of. Why would there be? I am sure that some people might think that government would know best here as they do with toilet bowls. What about where you are? You might be thinking of some cases where GI's married Iraqis.
 
Cleopatra said:
Correct me if I am wrong but marriages between foreign workers and natives are not that easy in the States. Is that right?

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Well, first of all, we're not talking about marriage, we're just talking about sex. And the last time I checked, you can do the bedspring ballet with whoever you like, foreigner or not. (And I will guarantee that any company that had a policy that its foreign workers couldn't bang Americans wouldn't be able to keep it secret--nor keep any customers--for very long.)

Second, no, you can marry whoever you like as well. There's a little bit of a song and dance you have to go through with the INS to get your spouse permanent residency, but it's more bureacratic BS and filling out forms than any actual restrictions.
 
Cleon said:


Well, first of all, we're not talking about marriage, we're just talking about sex.


Yeap but when you have sex you might have babies and according to the Israeli legislation the children of Jewish mothers are Jews and Israeli citizens. The problem is with the non-Jewish partners.

That term of those contracts is definetely discriminative as well as a couple of other Laws in Israel that should be abolished. Israel is a new country but if it wants to have a future it needs a Constitution that will define the nature of the State something that in Israel is still pending.
 
a_unique_person said:
There are numerous examples of racism by Israelis towards others. The whole "apartheid" system it is built on is unsustainable.

You know, I can just build up my signature to its limit by your sweeping as you call it "racist" comments about all the Israelis. The least you could is back it up with facts, or will that just get in the way of you making a point?
 

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