NobbyNobbs
Gazerbeam's Protege
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I'm often in the unenviable position of being stuck in front of a television in the wee hours when the infomercials come on. I've noticed that when The Discovery Channel (the fact that it's this particular station is a rant for a different time) finishes its programming at 3am, the first to follow is Popoff.
His hook is "supernatural debt cancellation", with people testifying to their bank accounts suddenly overflowing or their bills mysteriously getting paid, though there is the occasional healing randomly thrown in for good measure. But all that are taken from clips of previous performances. The thrust of it is you call or go online and are sent, absolutely free, a vial of "miracle spring water" and an "anointed blessing tool". Drink the water and it'll heal arthritis, diabetes, gout, ulcers, jaundice, the bubonic plague, and ingrown hairs.
The "anointed blessing tool" seems to be a piece of paper, which I suspect contains instructions for sending him your life savings, the deed to the ranch, and your first-born child.
I thought Randi shut this guy down years ago? He's like a cockroach; stomp on him all you like, but next time you turn on the light there he is, grinning ear to ear and giving you the finger before scuttling back under the fridge.
His hook is "supernatural debt cancellation", with people testifying to their bank accounts suddenly overflowing or their bills mysteriously getting paid, though there is the occasional healing randomly thrown in for good measure. But all that are taken from clips of previous performances. The thrust of it is you call or go online and are sent, absolutely free, a vial of "miracle spring water" and an "anointed blessing tool". Drink the water and it'll heal arthritis, diabetes, gout, ulcers, jaundice, the bubonic plague, and ingrown hairs.
The "anointed blessing tool" seems to be a piece of paper, which I suspect contains instructions for sending him your life savings, the deed to the ranch, and your first-born child.
I thought Randi shut this guy down years ago? He's like a cockroach; stomp on him all you like, but next time you turn on the light there he is, grinning ear to ear and giving you the finger before scuttling back under the fridge.