Pamela Anderson and unnatural chickens?

[Doubt]

http://entertainment.excite.com/article/id/46249|entertainment|10-16-2003%3A%3A20%3A28|reuters.html

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Pamela Anderson joined an animal rights campaign against fast-food chain KFC on Thursday, urging a consumer boycott of the franchise until it ensures better treatment of its chickens.

"If people knew how KFC treats chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick," the Canadian-born former "Baywatch" beauty wrote in an open letter circulated by the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

I guess she thinks they are doing something unnatural to their chickens.

Maybe it has something to do with artificially enhancing the size of their chicken breasts?



(I know it should have been in humor, but this is a news story.)

Link did not work, here is the Yahoo version:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&ncid=799&e=1&u=/eo/20031017/en_celeb_eo/12718

 

[Brown]

Since when do I care what Pamela Anderson has to say?


She's not smart, she's not articulate, and truth be told, she's not all that good looking.

 

[jim_scotti]

Stories like these make me want to go out and eat at KFC tonight....

I was driving around thinking about where I wanted to eat dinner a few weeks ago when I saw some protestors out in front of Taco Bell. So I pulled into Taco Bell and had dinner there....

Jim.

 

[Tony]

I was driving around thinking about where I wanted to eat dinner a few weeks ago when I saw some protestors out in front of Taco Bell. So I pulled into Taco Bell and had dinner there....

Let me guess, they were protesting the amount of methane gas Taco Bell adds to the enviroment?

 

[Doubt]

Since when do I care what Pamela Anderson has to say?


She's not smart, she's not articulate, and truth be told, she's not all that good looking.

Did ya miss the irony here? An artificially enhanced woman with pumped up breasts complaining about artificially enhanced chickens with pumped up breasts……….

We could slip in a few hormone jokes here, but they are pretty much all old ones now.

 

[jim_scotti]

Let me guess, they were protesting the amount of methane gas Taco Bell adds to the enviroment?

I think they were protesting some sort of farming issue.... They're out there about every week, I think.

Jim.