Palin Goes Rogue on Vegans

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Sarah Palin has some friendly advice for Vegans in her new book.

“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore,” she wrote. “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

“I love meat, I eat pork chops, thick bacon burgers, and the seared fatty edges of a medium-well-done steak. But I especially love moose and caribou. I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.”
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Hey, what are aborted fetuses made of?
Yummy. :newlol
 
“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore,” she wrote. “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

did she really say this???
 
parky76 said:
“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore,” she wrote. “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

did she really say this???
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She wrote it in her book. Or her ghostwriter did and she approved it.
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parky76 said:
did she really say this???
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You might as well just tack that on the end of pretty much everything she says.

But I must give credit where credit is due. She had done what I would have thought impossible. She has actually managed to make Bush look smart by comparison.
 
It's an old old joke, meant to make her look folksy and funny. It is not a serious comment. This is incredibly unimportant.
 
I've heard “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?” years ago, as a joke. It sounds like she was just being jovial (or her reasoning on one more thing is a joke).

Sarah Palin, I'm made of meat. Eat me.
 
The twist is that she appears to think this is a joke suitable for vegans she has in her home as guests. Classy :)
 
Fiona said:
The twist is that she appears to think this is a joke suitable for vegans she has in her home as guests. Classy :)
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No, not very smart. What amazes me is that it got past the ghostwriter. Does he have something against her? I wonder if Bill Ayers wrote it?
 
Tricky said:
It's an old old joke, meant to make her look folksy and funny. It is not a serious comment. This is incredibly unimportant.
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Who said it was important? It's a really funny joke in the same way that jokes about aborted fetuses are a riot!

A woman and her fetus were walking into a clinic. "I'm scared," said the fetus.
The woman replies: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the fetus cross the road?
Because they moved the dumpster.
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The "...made out of meat" thing is an old, old joke like Tricky said. I haven't heard the "...next to the mashed potatoes" one though.

Seriously people? Threads like this read like a 3rd grader who's got a huge crush on a girl and doesn't know how to deal with it so he teases her for every little thing she does.
 
I think this thread is actually a nice contrast to the Obama bows thread. President Obama is respectful of everyone and generous with his good will.

Sarah Palin is a vindictive ass.
 
She likes her steak medium-well. What an ultramaroon.
 
parky76 said:
“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore,” she wrote. “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

did she really say this???
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OH man, I must agree.. that's one of the stupidest quotes I've ever seen. Yikes.

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Tricky said:
It's an old old joke, meant to make her look folksy and funny. It is not a serious comment. This is incredibly unimportant.
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Ahh, thanks for stating that Tricky. I admit she's no rocket scientist, but I couldn't believe she was actually that stupid. It makes sense that it's a very silly joke.
 
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Unabogie said:
I think this thread is actually a nice contrast to the Obama bows thread. President Obama is respectful of everyone and generous with his good will.

Sarah Palin is a vindictive ass.
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With all due respect, she is a vindictive ass for poking fun at Vegans? If that's even what she was doing? She said she'd make them a salad, and then hit them with a joke that supports eating meat, not picking on Vegans.

And yet, have you heard the way some militant vegetarians speak? Are you sure you have your vindictive meter pointed in the correct direction?
 
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I'm surprised how many people have never heard those jokes.

What about the claim that "vegetarian" is an American Indian word for "bad hunter"?

Or, upon looking at the salad, "That's what food eats!"

ETA: And there's always the PETA Website.
 
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